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>HONK
>HONK
>HOOOOONK
I have an announcement everybody!!!!
>HONK
Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!!
>HONK HONK

>HONK
>HONK
>HOOOOONK
I have an announcement everybody!!!!
>HONK
Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!!
>HONK HONK

>blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog
This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!!
>sprays water from fake flower
The biggest
>slaps you with rubber chicken
most amazing announcement
>pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan
you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for
>takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it
the announcement
>starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat
to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement
>gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out
is gonna be coming to you
>pulls out gun
NOW!!!!
>"Bang!"
> flag pops out upon firing

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer…

Clooooosssseerrrr…

>HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK
>presses a coconut pie into your face

And there it is!