Super Straight - Super Spell

And just like the seal of Orichalcos, Tik Tok and Twitter Steal your soul and turn you into an empty-headed zombie.

That is unless we're referring to the original voodoo-style Zombie, which is just a mindless servant with no will of its own that does what it's commanded to do.

If we interpret "commanded to do" as "follow trends on stupid websites", it's even more appropriate.