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Ankh-Morporks Night watches very own CSI forensic department: the ever delightfully named Cheery Littlebottom and Igor, seen here doing his best David Caruso sunglasses impression.

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Tigerfort @tigerfort@mendeddrum.org So, you've encountered the idea of Maid Cafes, yes? Where the staff are all women dressed as someone's idea of a maid, and they address the customers as "master"? I've had a brilliant idea: Igor Cafes. The staff are all made up as Igors, there's a faint smell of ozone, and the cuthtomers are all seated with their back to the counter and passageway, so that whenever they want thomething an Igor can thtep thilently in behind them and say "Yeth, Mathter?" Nov 01, 2023, 12:49 · · Tusky 230-★ 380

wizardpotions Follow Dec 5, 2020 don't listen to her king, your ass is fat, your wizard hat is massive, and your spells are magnificent BlastovKatamariNecromancy

The thing is, I mean, there's times when you look at the universe and you think, "What about me?" and you can just hear the universe replying, "Well, what about you?" Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time 4 QuotesLyfe

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It's everyone's favourite skeleton having a wonderful ol' time.

Definitely no horrifically depressing story reasons behind this scene.

There's no reason for you to look beyond the source of this footage:

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Ok, so the reason why Death is on the binge is because he is trying to forget the guilt of deliberately not saving his own daughter and son-in-law from dying in a horrific coach crash which he knew was going to happen and he could have easily saved them; but didn't because it was not the right thing to do, for to change the fate of one person is to change the world.

But because he remembers everything, literally everything that ever has and ever will happen, with perfect clarity, he can, and never will, get over the guilt he feels for his actions. Never.

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Sleeping on the Job

Well, at least I hope Great T'Phon is just having a nap.

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Great A'Tuin, the Giant Star Turtle who travels through space carrying the four giant elephants (Berilia, Tubul, Great T'Phon, and Jerakeen) who in turn carry the Discworld.

"a geological pizza but without the anchovies".
Terry Pratchett

In memory of Sambo.

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Interesting Times: Two-Flower challenges Lord Hong, the war orphan and the Quantum Weather Butterfly

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Interesting Times: The Silver Horde, Barking Dog, Lord Hong mocks Rincewind and Two-Flower avenging his wife

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Interesting Times: They demand a "Great Wizzard", fleeing from the guard, return to civilisation and Rincewind with the girls.

“And he probably had saved the world a few times, but it had generally happened accidentally, while he was trying to do something else. So you almost certainly didn’t actually get any karmic points for that. It probably only counted if you started out by thinking in a loud way ‘By criminy, it’s jolly well time to save the world, and no two ways about it!’ instead of ‘Oh s---, this time I’m really going to die."

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Definition of sin according to Granny Weatherwax

"There's no greys, only white that's got grubby, I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin. young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is. 'It's a lot more complicated than that-' 'No. It ain't. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts.' 'Oh, I'm sure there are worse crimes-' 'But they starts with thinking about people as things.. .'

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The Wonder of Boredom

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Writing advice from Sir Terry

Actual source is: https://writers-write-creative-blog.posthaven.com/private/password

However, this blog is password protected and the poster did not provide a password, so I cannot access this.

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Us and Them

"It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things."

Jingo - Terry Pratchett

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