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Igor Cafes

Tigerfort @tigerfort@mendeddrum.org So, you've encountered the idea of Maid Cafes, yes? Where the staff are all women dressed as someone's idea of a maid, and they address the customers as "master"? I've had a brilliant idea: Igor Cafes. The staff are all made up as Igors, there's a faint smell of ozone, and the cuthtomers are all seated with their back to the counter and passageway, so that whenever they want thomething an Igor can thtep thilently in behind them and say "Yeth, Mathter?" Nov 01, 2023, 12:49 · · Tusky 230-★ 380

Tigerfort @tigerfort@mendeddrum.org So, you've encountered the idea of Maid Cafes, yes? Where the staff are all women dressed as someone's idea of a maid, and they address the customers as "master"? I've had a brilliant idea: Igor Cafes. The staff are all made up as Igors, there's a faint smell of ozone, and the cuthtomers are all seated with their back to the counter and passageway, so that whenever they want thomething an Igor can thtep thilently in behind them and say "Yeth, Mathter?" Nov 01, 2023, 12:49 · · Tusky 230-★ 380

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Twoflower is the best hypeman

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What about me?

The thing is, I mean, there's times when you look at the universe and you think, "What about me?" and you can just hear the universe replying, "Well, what about you?" Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time 4 QuotesLyfe

The thing is, I mean, there's times when you look at the universe and you think, "What about me?" and you can just hear the universe replying, "Well, what about you?" Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time 4 QuotesLyfe

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Lu Tze, the Sweeper

"RULE ONE: Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men !"

“’Remember Never to Forget Rule One‘, and always ask yourself: how come it was created in the first place, eh?”

"RULE ONE: Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men !"

“’Remember Never to Forget Rule One‘, and always ask yourself: how come it was created in the first place, eh?”

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Going Clubbing

Thief of Time is a good book and one of my favourites.

Definitely worth your time.

Thief of Time is a good book and one of my favourites.

Definitely worth your time.

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The Nature of Human Curiosity

"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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God isn't here today, only The Luggage

"Soup! What have you done!?"

I...I just wanted to make a D-Discworld meme.

Things have escalated beyond my control.

Sources of images used:

<a href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://mobile.twitter.com/CKATNHA/status/1291540561934061577">Scared Doggo</a>

<a href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://rasmus-edling.tumblr.com/post/158848641516/technicolour-version-of-a-drawing-i-made-a-while">Hungry Hungry Luggage</a>

"Soup! What have you done!?"

I...I just wanted to make a D-Discworld meme.

Things have escalated beyond my control.

Sources of images used:

<a href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://mobile.twitter.com/CKATNHA/status/1291540561934061577">Scared Doggo</a>

<a href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://rasmus-edling.tumblr.com/post/158848641516/technicolour-version-of-a-drawing-i-made-a-while">Hungry Hungry Luggage</a>

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Pure Evil

I felt like making some Discworld stuff, so here we have a timeless being whose sole purpose is to bring suffering and ruin to mankind.

And the other's a doggo.

Sources of images used

<a href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://kotoinari.tumblr.com/post/619894541787463680">Spoopy Cerberus</a>

<a href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://leona-florianova.tumblr.com/post/615658827663147008/y">The Luggage</a>

I felt like making some Discworld stuff, so here we have a timeless being whose sole purpose is to bring suffering and ruin to mankind.

And the other's a doggo.

Sources of images used

<a href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://kotoinari.tumblr.com/post/619894541787463680">Spoopy Cerberus</a>

<a href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://leona-florianova.tumblr.com/post/615658827663147008/y">The Luggage</a>

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What is Sin?

HOBBITOFUNSEENHOGWARTSITUMBLR "It's not as simple as that. It's not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of grey." "Nope." "Pardon?" %3D "There's no greys, only white that's got grubby. I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is." "It's a lot more complicated than that--" "No. It ain't. When people say things are more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts." "Oh, I'm sure there are worse crimes-" "But they starts with thinking about people as things." %3D Carpe Jugulum TERRY PRATCHETI

HOBBITOFUNSEENHOGWARTSITUMBLR "It's not as simple as that. It's not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of grey." "Nope." "Pardon?" %3D "There's no greys, only white that's got grubby. I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is." "It's a lot more complicated than that--" "No. It ain't. When people say things are more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts." "Oh, I'm sure there are worse crimes-" "But they starts with thinking about people as things." %3D Carpe Jugulum TERRY PRATCHETI

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Potatoes of Defiance

They can take our lives, but they'll never boil, mash, or stick our freedom in a stew.

They can take our lives, but they'll never boil, mash, or stick our freedom in a stew.

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"Hope like Hell your captor is an evil man..."

"Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you'to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat. They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with, hardly a word." Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

"Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you'to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat. They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with, hardly a word." Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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Pyramids Cover Art Modernised

My favourite part of this image is the dung beetle rolling away the sun in the background.

I really liked Pyramids.

It has one of the best versions of the Sphinx tale I've ever read and the twist at the end was really well foreshadowed throughout the entire book.

I feel that the Discworld one-shots don't get as much attention as they should sometimes.

Artist's Description:

Terry Pratchett's Discworld: Pyramids
wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramids_(novel)

The editors keep asked me to increase Ptraci's clothes, avoid can not pass children's book review. In the final version, she even had a short skirt ... :surrender:
Do you like how I designed at Teppic‘s Hood?;)

My favourite part of this image is the dung beetle rolling away the sun in the background.

I really liked Pyramids.

It has one of the best versions of the Sphinx tale I've ever read and the twist at the end was really well foreshadowed throughout the entire book.

I feel that the Discworld one-shots don't get as much attention as they should sometimes.

Artist's Description:

Terry Pratchett's Discworld: Pyramids
wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramids_(novel)

The editors keep asked me to increase Ptraci's clothes, avoid can not pass children's book review. In the final version, she even had a short skirt ... :surrender:
Do you like how I designed at Teppic‘s Hood?;)

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Night of the Half-Moon

The Night of the Half-Moon.

Not as problematic as The Night of the Full Moon.

Not as embarrassing as The Night of the Crescent Moon.

Artist's Description:

30 day Monster Girl challenge
Day 26 - Favourite monster girl character

The Night of the Half-Moon.

Not as problematic as The Night of the Full Moon.

Not as embarrassing as The Night of the Crescent Moon.

Artist's Description:

30 day Monster Girl challenge
Day 26 - Favourite monster girl character

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On Patrol

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Between Two Worlds Torn

Artist's Description:

I just finished reading the Fifth Elephant and I felt so bad for Angua :( She's got such undue shame bottled up inside her and her family really sucks.

Artist's Description:

I just finished reading the Fifth Elephant and I felt so bad for Angua :( She's got such undue shame bottled up inside her and her family really sucks.

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Chrysoprase

Artist's Description:

I wanted to do a character from Discworld who I hadn't seen illustrated very often so decided to draw Chrysophrase the troll gangster with a couple of his goons. When I looked up Chrysophrase the stone I discovered that it's very smooth and a great greeny blue colour so made that the basis for his look.

Artist's Description:

I wanted to do a character from Discworld who I hadn't seen illustrated very often so decided to draw Chrysophrase the troll gangster with a couple of his goons. When I looked up Chrysophrase the stone I discovered that it's very smooth and a great greeny blue colour so made that the basis for his look.

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