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Igor Cafes

Tigerfort @tigerfort@mendeddrum.org So, you've encountered the idea of Maid Cafes, yes? Where the staff are all women dressed as someone's idea of a maid, and they address the customers as "master"? I've had a brilliant idea: Igor Cafes. The staff are all made up as Igors, there's a faint smell of ozone, and the cuthtomers are all seated with their back to the counter and passageway, so that whenever they want thomething an Igor can thtep thilently in behind them and say "Yeth, Mathter?" Nov 01, 2023, 12:49 · · Tusky 230-★ 380

Tigerfort @tigerfort@mendeddrum.org So, you've encountered the idea of Maid Cafes, yes? Where the staff are all women dressed as someone's idea of a maid, and they address the customers as "master"? I've had a brilliant idea: Igor Cafes. The staff are all made up as Igors, there's a faint smell of ozone, and the cuthtomers are all seated with their back to the counter and passageway, so that whenever they want thomething an Igor can thtep thilently in behind them and say "Yeth, Mathter?" Nov 01, 2023, 12:49 · · Tusky 230-★ 380

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Twoflower is the best hypeman

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wizardpotions Follow Dec 5, 2020 don't listen to her king, your ass is fat, your wizard hat is massive, and your spells are magnificent BlastovKatamariNecromancy

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What about me?

The thing is, I mean, there's times when you look at the universe and you think, "What about me?" and you can just hear the universe replying, "Well, what about you?" Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time 4 QuotesLyfe

The thing is, I mean, there's times when you look at the universe and you think, "What about me?" and you can just hear the universe replying, "Well, what about you?" Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time 4 QuotesLyfe

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Lu Tze, the Sweeper

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Going Clubbing

Look on the bright side We're young, we've got all the time in the world. lets go clubbing THIEF OF TIME : TERRY PRATCHETT April / May 201o Alison Mu

Look on the bright side We're young, we've got all the time in the world. lets go clubbing THIEF OF TIME : TERRY PRATCHETT April / May 201o Alison Mu

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The Nature of Human Curiosity

"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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God isn't here today, only The Luggage

There's no God here today. Only Me.

There's no God here today. Only Me.

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Pure Evil

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What is Sin?

HOBBITOFUNSEENHOGWARTSITUMBLR "It's not as simple as that. It's not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of grey." "Nope." "Pardon?" %3D "There's no greys, only white that's got grubby. I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is." "It's a lot more complicated than that--" "No. It ain't. When people say things are more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts." "Oh, I'm sure there are worse crimes-" "But they starts with thinking about people as things." %3D Carpe Jugulum TERRY PRATCHETI

HOBBITOFUNSEENHOGWARTSITUMBLR "It's not as simple as that. It's not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of grey." "Nope." "Pardon?" %3D "There's no greys, only white that's got grubby. I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is." "It's a lot more complicated than that--" "No. It ain't. When people say things are more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts." "Oh, I'm sure there are worse crimes-" "But they starts with thinking about people as things." %3D Carpe Jugulum TERRY PRATCHETI

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Potatoes of Defiance

Fear is a strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground. Small Gods

Fear is a strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground. Small Gods

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"Hope like Hell your captor is an evil man..."

"Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you'to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat. They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with, hardly a word." Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

"Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you'to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat. They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with, hardly a word." Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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Pyramids Cover Art Modernised

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Night of the Half-Moon

DOAVI 26 10 15 Angua von Uberwald © Terry Pratchett

DOAVI 26 10 15 Angua von Uberwald © Terry Pratchett

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On Patrol

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Between Two Worlds Torn

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Chrysoprase

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There is no justice, just me.

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Terry Pratchhat

"Wo one is actually dead until the ripples GNU Terry they cause in the world die away." - Reaper Man Pratchett

"Wo one is actually dead until the ripples GNU Terry they cause in the world die away." - Reaper Man Pratchett

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Moar Death Metal

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Modernised version of Eric's cover art.

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