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: Anonymous Weirdest dream you've ever had(…..) 08/06/21(Fri)15:56:29 No.64862726 >16 at the time >needed a haircut >Dad drops me off at a new barber shop because he heard it was cheaper >go inside >place is decorated like a Victorian Mansion 6 KB JPG >there was one guy in there >black sweater, dark jeans, dress shoes >tall as hell, easily 6'8" >messy grey hair, pornstar moustache >says "Ahh I've been awaiting your arrival Mr. (last name)" >sounded exactly like G-man >made me do a bunch of weird s--- like play this extremely frustrating and complicated card game and watch this fever dream of a movie on an old projector >every time I would remind him of the haircut he'd say "one thing first" and make me do something else >this continues for hours >finally gives me the haircut >finishes in like three seconds >best cut of my life >leave >in the parking lot there was this panicked looking family and a cop >turns out the real owners were on vacation and this deranged f------ lunatic just walked in and pretended to be a barber What does it mean bros? Also I was black for some reason.

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: Anonymous Weirdest dream you've ever had(…..) 08/06/21(Fri)15:56:29 No.64862726 >16 at the time >needed a haircut >Dad drops me off at a new barber shop because he heard it was cheaper >go inside >place is decorated like a Victorian Mansion 6 KB JPG >there was one guy in there >black sweater, dark jeans, dress shoes >tall as hell, easily 6'8" >messy grey hair, pornstar moustache >says "Ahh I've been awaiting your arrival Mr. (last name)" >sounded exactly like G-man >made me do a bunch of weird s--- like play this extremely frustrating and complicated card game and watch this fever dream of a movie on an old projector >every time I would remind him of the haircut he'd say "one thing first" and make me do something else >this continues for hours >finally gives me the haircut >finishes in like three seconds >best cut of my life >leave >in the parking lot there was this panicked looking family and a cop >turns out the real owners were on vacation and this deranged f------ lunatic just walked in and pretended to be a barber What does it mean bros? Also I was black for some reason.

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