You wanna know how the plot for Naruto goes? Slams down a bottle of Sake Alright so there are these aliens living in the moon, see?

So moon mommy decides to go to earth where she gets knocked up by a human,this kills her , congrats it's twins, who hate each other, they fight n'the humans pick which brother they wanna back good team's called Uzumaki, bitch team is called Uchiha, brothers die and the clans start subdividing but then the brothers get reincarnated has Wood-man and Madara they're best buddy's so things are looking up aaaaand then Madara betrays Wood-man because Madara's last name is Uchiha and the only good Uchiha is a dead Uchiha!
ANYWHO Madara kills Wood-man which restarts the reincarnation cycle (even though Madara doesn't die) giving us the current incarnations: Sasuke and Naruto.
Sasuke whose a Uchiha and thus a bitch betrays all his friends as is to be expected of a filthy Uchiha.
Meanwhile Madara (who isn't actually dead yet somehow his soul is inside Sasuke) puts a team together to find and collect the remnants of moon mommy so he can become god.
He does but isntead of becoming god bringing all the bits of moon mommy together actually revives her, turns out moon mommy had a third child before she croaked called Zetsu and turns out Zetsu was tricking Madara from the start.
Naruto and Sasuke beat up moon mommy, Sasuke betrays everyone again, Naruto beats him up, Sasuke knocks up some pink haired chick and then walks off into the sunset.
And then more moon alien shit happens.