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lady-of-the-spirit Villains who are in romantic relationships but abuse their partners are so goddamn boring. I want villains who are absolute bastards, absolutely villains, but who are loving and caring and attentive partners anyway. Taking over the world doesn't mean you have to treat your loved ones like s---. 1disorientedanddisabled1 *villian talking to tied up hero* "AND IN THE PROCESS, I WILL DESTROY ALL LAW AND ORDER ON OUR PLANET, AND DEVOLVE THE HUMAN RACE INTO CHAOS, KILLING MILLIONS, HAHAHAH-" "Honey, it's time for dinner" "Um babe? Il'm kind of in the middle of something" "Oh I'm sorry dear. I didn't know" "It's alright" "I'Il heat it up when your ready. I made chicken parm, your favorite" "You're a doll, Cindy. I don't know how I'm lucky enough to have you" 14,874 notes ...

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lesbardian my friend works for a tech service and is one of those guys you call to help you with tech issues and he walks you through them and even can like take over your computer to help and ect. anyways i will never stop thinking about how he told me everyone in his company fears west virginia like when they get a call and see its a west virgnia area code they hate answering bc thats where they get the wildest calls from. One time thousands of people were out of internet and they were all calling in to complain and he had to tell multiple people "im sorry theres some guy with a shot gun driving around and shooting out the internet boxes there is literally nothing we can do. the police are trying to catch him." and like. people wouldnt take this as an answer theyd be like well can you fix it and hes like. theres. theres a guy with a shotgun. thats a little out of our area of expertise.

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lady-of-the-spirit Villains who are in romantic relationships but abuse their partners are so goddamn boring. I want villains who are absolute bastards, absolutely villains, but who are loving and caring and attentive partners anyway. Taking over the world doesn't mean you have to treat your loved ones like s---. 1disorientedanddisabled1 *villian talking to tied up hero* "AND IN THE PROCESS, I WILL DESTROY ALL LAW AND ORDER ON OUR PLANET, AND DEVOLVE THE HUMAN RACE INTO CHAOS, KILLING MILLIONS, HAHAHAH-" "Honey, it's time for dinner" "Um babe? Il'm kind of in the middle of something" "Oh I'm sorry dear. I didn't know" "It's alright" "I'Il heat it up when your ready. I made chicken parm, your favorite" "You're a doll, Cindy. I don't know how I'm lucky enough to have you" 14,874 notes ...

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