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djnusagi Follow so ur at the party right and there's this girl in the corner with another girl a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says "this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily" and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say "oh that's nice" and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask "does she know any tricks?" so the girl says "come on girl, show 'em" and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw the-cybersmith Follow من About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP. sainamoonshine Follow Dude, human pet guy sir, I don't think you were making the same post as OP

djnusagi Follow so ur at the party right and there's this girl in the corner with another girl a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says "this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily" and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say "oh that's nice" and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask "does she know any tricks?" so the girl says "come on girl, show 'em" and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw the-cybersmith Follow من About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP. sainamoonshine Follow Dude, human pet guy sir, I don't think you were making the same post as OP

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Mermaids

bunney if ur hair covers ur bu have mermaid hair and are a mermaid i dont make the rules unclewhisky As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds. sashaforthewin You are a mermaid, sir 80

bunney if ur hair covers ur bu have mermaid hair and are a mermaid i dont make the rules unclewhisky As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds. sashaforthewin You are a mermaid, sir 80

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Imagine that

djnusagi Follow so ur at the party right and there's this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says "this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say "oh that's nice" and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask "does she know any tricks?" so the girl says "come on girl, show 'em❞ and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw the-cybersmith Follow About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP. وو sainamoonshine Follow Dude, human pet guy sir, I don't think you were making the same post as OP

djnusagi Follow so ur at the party right and there's this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says "this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say "oh that's nice" and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask "does she know any tricks?" so the girl says "come on girl, show 'em❞ and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw the-cybersmith Follow About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP. وو sainamoonshine Follow Dude, human pet guy sir, I don't think you were making the same post as OP

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Oops

zagreus Jun 16, 2022 Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right ✓ somewhere-south-of-neutral Follow Aug 9 New henchpeople idea dropped 105,711 notes on

zagreus Jun 16, 2022 Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right ✓ somewhere-south-of-neutral Follow Aug 9 New henchpeople idea dropped 105,711 notes on

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Odd things are happening

dio-brando-did-nothi... happym... Follow January 5th 2017, 7:24:19 pm a minute ago Speedwagon I didn't think this would turn into such a bizarre adventure. porunareff everybody take a shot 4,652 notes > D

dio-brando-did-nothi... happym... Follow January 5th 2017, 7:24:19 pm a minute ago Speedwagon I didn't think this would turn into such a bizarre adventure. porunareff everybody take a shot 4,652 notes > D

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To everyone

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva May 13, 2012 message to all bi please survive Source: CNN 444.7K notes R 3 ΕΙ on

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva May 13, 2012 message to all bi please survive Source: CNN 444.7K notes R 3 ΕΙ on

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Makes no sense

strawberry-crocodile Follow funny how the popular conception of reptiles is that theyre like, slimy and wet. meanwhile they have smooth dry scales, while we mammals are covered in glands that secrete water and oils and other chemicals. where do we sweaty greasy synapsids get off calling lizards slimy

strawberry-crocodile Follow funny how the popular conception of reptiles is that theyre like, slimy and wet. meanwhile they have smooth dry scales, while we mammals are covered in glands that secrete water and oils and other chemicals. where do we sweaty greasy synapsids get off calling lizards slimy

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Magic tomato

vaporwavesimulator some video game channel: if you use cheats to clip through this area you will find a model of a tomato! i wonder why they put this here me every time: :O !!! dospunk Devs: yeah when we take out the tomato everything breaks so we just left it in Source: vaporwavesimulator 15,143 notes D 13

vaporwavesimulator some video game channel: if you use cheats to clip through this area you will find a model of a tomato! i wonder why they put this here me every time: :O !!! dospunk Devs: yeah when we take out the tomato everything breaks so we just left it in Source: vaporwavesimulator 15,143 notes D 13

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Hot take, hot give

plutoarttv Follow 7. Jul prometheus: hot take, the greek gods: no give that back

plutoarttv Follow 7. Jul prometheus: hot take, the greek gods: no give that back

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Those are wild times

halfgayfullgayconsequences Follow My oven has given up and is just giving me bulls times Cancel 15:99 A Broil Clean Timer Clock 12:5 A Cook Stop Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE Magic Chef MEN COOLING PERFORMANCE Bake Cancel Clock Bake Cancel 18:71 Timer Broil Clean he hest Self Broil Clean Cook Time Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE le-skye Follow nedemai Dude its in 24h format. AD Timer Clock Cook Stop Time Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE vizard 24 hr format still only has 60 minutes in an hour my love f dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user wizard

halfgayfullgayconsequences Follow My oven has given up and is just giving me bulls times Cancel 15:99 A Broil Clean Timer Clock 12:5 A Cook Stop Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE Magic Chef MEN COOLING PERFORMANCE Bake Cancel Clock Bake Cancel 18:71 Timer Broil Clean he hest Self Broil Clean Cook Time Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE le-skye Follow nedemai Dude its in 24h format. AD Timer Clock Cook Stop Time Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE vizard 24 hr format still only has 60 minutes in an hour my love f dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user wizard

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New symptom

thefleetingflashofa-sword623 Follow ... Sep 7.2 months ago Sep 7 Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress thefleetingflashofa-sword623 Sep 7 ... #op have you gotten tested for adhd? this is a pretty common symptom lol not trying to armchair diagnose but its something to look into Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon lyrslair Follow Sep 8 #necrodivergence ...

thefleetingflashofa-sword623 Follow ... Sep 7.2 months ago Sep 7 Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress thefleetingflashofa-sword623 Sep 7 ... #op have you gotten tested for adhd? this is a pretty common symptom lol not trying to armchair diagnose but its something to look into Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon lyrslair Follow Sep 8 #necrodivergence ...

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I just want to eat

redvelvetrevolver Follow 3d ago There's not going to be cheaper groceries, you stupid

redvelvetrevolver Follow 3d ago There's not going to be cheaper groceries, you stupid

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Rules are rules

freddeybenson *police dog is looking for weed* *dog finds weed* "you smelt it you dealt it" *dog goes to jail* 67,307 notes > ♡

freddeybenson *police dog is looking for weed* *dog finds weed* "you smelt it you dealt it" *dog goes to jail* 67,307 notes > ♡

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There is evil here

everythingfox I will cast a spell to make you have a good day Λ ^_^ Λ (.w).). It is done everythingfox Anonymous said burn the witch ***) (... (...'* *

everythingfox I will cast a spell to make you have a good day Λ ^_^ Λ (.w).). It is done everythingfox Anonymous said burn the witch ***) (... (...'* *

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No more!

anonymous asked: is this your first time getting prepositioned online? lakevida Follow no people say all kinds of prepositions at me online lakevida starjasmines 5m ago To starjasmines 5m ago At starjasmines 5m ago From aurpiment 5m ago Around stopppppp you know im shy

anonymous asked: is this your first time getting prepositioned online? lakevida Follow no people say all kinds of prepositions at me online lakevida starjasmines 5m ago To starjasmines 5m ago At starjasmines 5m ago From aurpiment 5m ago Around stopppppp you know im shy

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God...

orcboxer Oct 26 wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fabing mad.

orcboxer Oct 26 wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fabing mad.

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Venom?

jesterofthetraveler venom: *does that thing with his tongue* iwouldntshowmom Church is free. theargonist I can't afford it.

jesterofthetraveler venom: *does that thing with his tongue* iwouldntshowmom Church is free. theargonist I can't afford it.

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It kind of is

werewolf-boi i feel like starting s.... t werewolf-boi applesauce is a smoothie

werewolf-boi i feel like starting s.... t werewolf-boi applesauce is a smoothie

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Ba dum tss

thisaintfunnyanymorechief I want to see the next Greek Mythology series to have puns more often, some of the names and set ups are just good and not often used even when the gods are modernized. Example: "Why did the God Of Music receive a sacrifice of Chicken Nuggets?" "Because they sacrificed a pollo to Apollo." #greek mythology #apollo

thisaintfunnyanymorechief I want to see the next Greek Mythology series to have puns more often, some of the names and set ups are just good and not often used even when the gods are modernized. Example: "Why did the God Of Music receive a sacrifice of Chicken Nuggets?" "Because they sacrificed a pollo to Apollo." #greek mythology #apollo

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True

universitylibraries mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds evilscientist3 Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

universitylibraries mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds evilscientist3 Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

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