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Get in the Lobster, Shinji
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![>> □ Anonymous Mon Nov 28 17:29:08 2011 No.57698846 File: 26 KB, 500x375, 1.jpg [View same] [igdb] >57697568 Okay, we need to talk. Specifically, about all that s--- you're saying. You wanna talk about me? "Ohh, Shinji is a p----. Oh, he should just ma up." Listen you mouth-breathing hypochondriac sack of turd, you wouldn't last a f------ day in my shoes. I got called from out of nowhere by my deadbeat a------ of a dad and told to pilot a highly volatile bio-machine or the world would end. No f------ warning or training. "Here Shinji, we created a physical demigod. Go and brawl against another one. You'll feel every wound as if it were inflicted on your naked flesh." Have you ever so much as tried to punch a bully, you spineless s---? My first fight was against a cosmic being bent on ending humanity. But no, I wasn't "forced" into it, it's true. I was f------ guilt tripped into it, because they paraded a half-dead chick in front of me and told me that if I didn't do it, she'd have to go. So I did. No training, no idea what I was doing. I just got in on the Deus Ex Machine that was more Deus than Machina and fought to the death. Over. And over. And I got f------ good at it. The other two pilots had been training their whole lives. I got dumped into tis s--- and succeeded. Did I mention I'm fourteen f------ years old? Anonymous Mon Nov 28 17:30:42 2011 No.57698877 File: 8 KB, 271x267, 2.ipg View samel ligdbl So yes, I'm timid. You're any better? I had no parents, no guidance and, oh yeah, my world is only now recovering from f------ Armageddon. You know what perpetual summer is like in f------ Japan? Your balls literally never stop chapping. But alright, I'm not well adjusted. But I try, in a horrible environment too. Wanna know a little secret? I am literally the sanest guy in Nerv. F------ seriously. They apparently don't hire anybody here if you're not traumatized or a child-choking psychopath. Well, except for Maya and those clowns, but f---'em, they don't do s---. Their one f------ job is to keep calm while reading instruments, yet they lose their s--- more than we pilots do. "Shinji, The Eva 01 is getting r---- sideways!" Yes, Maya you carpet munching bitch, I can tell, I AM F------ OUT HERE. You have one f------ job and you can't even do it right. >> □ Anonymous Mon Nov 28 1 7:31 :09 2011 No.57698907 File: 13 KB, 250x188, 3 jpg [View same] [igdb] I fall, but I keep getting up, and in situations far worse than you could possibly imagine. The closest thing I have to companions are crazier than me and one of them eve hates me because I threaten her sense of superiority. Everyone I cared for died, left or became locked in themselves, so one guy comes up to me and actually gives me some f------ companionship for a while. I ended up having to rip his f------ head off. So sorry if I was kind of feeling that the world could go to s--- for a while afterwards And the wanking? Yeah, I was f----- up, but I had reasons to be. You? What were you doing while watching that scene? Staring at Asuka's t---? Look at me in the eye m-----------, and tell me you never jerked off to that. Yeah, that's what I thought. Next time you wanna talk about me, take a look at the mirror. When was the last time you actively tried to improve yourself? When was the last time life kicked you in the balls that hard and you still got up? I am not even a mirror that reflects your faults. I am, pathetic as I am, sill demonstrably a better person than you. So come lick my perpetual-summer sweaty balls](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/887/623/3f0.jpg "Shinji's responce to his haters...")
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