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[6 / 3] 126KİB, 1000x621, come-and-see-thumb.jpg >be me, 5/10 wage cuck Soviet immigrants >filme nerd/kino enjoyer >son >not gay. friends with many femoids, but never get laid. >working a shift, see 7/10 coworker on her way out. >basic name, basic interests, favorite show: the bachelorette. Still worth a shot tho. >"hey anon, give me a movie, any movie!" >S---!.png >What do I know that's good that she'd actually like >l know hundreds of films, but only one comes to mind >"I have a movie, but idk if you'd like it" >"Oh anon, if you recommend it, I'm sure it's good." >"Well... There's this Belorussian film about a kid living through the Holocaust. It shows an entire village get burned alive by the Nazis." >"Anon, that horrible! Why would you ever say something like that?" >Next day find out someone filed an anonymous complaint against me for poisoning the positive work environment >Later virgins

Anon should've just said When Harry Met Sally | /r/Greentext


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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.
Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him
File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman
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