Anonymous (ID: T/GyyUSx ) 01/26/22(Wed)15:55:53 No.45937521 File: 2.png (67 KB, 1280x1280) >why did the moderators close the r/antiwork reddit? >responding to posts was too much work the poetry writes itself

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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: Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)04:59:17 No.162789616 >invite a girl around for a movie >take out my Steam Deck to play kino on my TV >"thank God anon, the last guy I tried to watch a movie with pulled CONCE out a HDMI cable" 850 KB PNG This is a game changer. : Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)05:00:19 No.162789667 >>162789616 (OP) # If you have preordered one of these I guarantee you will never have consensual sex in your life. >>162789757 # >>162789818 # >>162791675 # >>162793291 # >>162793583 # >>162795974 # >>162798958 #

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: Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)17:42:09 No.782897522 >be redditfag >in shower >think about if i should hang myself or not >idea.jpeg >post if i should hang myself or not 14 KB PNG on r/showerthoughts for 7 upvotes >post it >permanently banned >what is it i dont understand

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: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:50:27 No.850975316 >Be me >Sophomore year in college >Periodically s--- in the top tank of toilets at fraternity and sorority houses during parties >Word spreading around campus about a "serial s------" 77 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:55:14 No.850975586 So it's been you at UVA m-----------?

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: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)04:49:22 No.67137682 >Have spent nearly $3,000 on a girl I met here >Random stuff from anime figures to sex toys >Did this mostly as "gifts" that I told her not to worry about paying me back, though she has sent See you space cowboy 684 KB PNG me a couple of nude pics in return >I thought we were obviously dating, what with the i-love- you's and everything >Today she revealed to me that she's getting back with her ex-boyfriend >l said, "But I thought I was your boyfriend?" >She says, "Anon, you're my best friend in the whole world, I love you, but not like that" >"What about all that s--- l've bought you?" >"That's what I love most about you, your gifts!" I think this is it. I think this is what l'll kill myself over.

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Anonymous 24 minuten geleden 785108597 : >Be me, 16 year old who's played nothing but Red Dead 2 since it came out >Becoming a literal cowboy >yeehaw.exe is working to full сарacity >I decide to start wearing cowboy apparel to school >People laugh, nobody understands me >l'm planning on high nooning the school but I don't know how to use deadeye in real life, pls help 6 REPLIES

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Anonymous (ID: T/GyyUSx ) 01/26/22(Wed)15:55:53 No.45937521 File: 2.png (67 KB, 1280x1280) >why did the moderators close the r/antiwork reddit? >responding to posts was too much work the poetry writes itself

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