Notes:

in a world
bowser and the koopalings smash through the giant stain glass window in peach's castle
where evil embushes the unprepared
bowser can be seen flying away in his clown helicopter with peach
only one plumber can stand up to an adventure of a lifetime
we then cut to a shot of mario
Mario: it's a me mari-
mario then caughs heavily his voice goes from charles martinet to chris pratt doing a s----- brooklyn accent
mario: sorry frog in my throat yeah it is me alright
mushroom kingdom residents: audience gasp sfx #1
toadsworth: (voiced by justin timberlake) oh toadstool baskets
starts playing awful trap remix of the mario theme