: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)01:00:17 No.165701357 PDATE WEEKEND UPDA1 90c8ee4ee694b2a8d3a0598619d8293870-norm- macdonald.rsquare.w700.jpg 74 KB JPG >"And on Hollywood news: Actor Will Smith slapped fellow actor Chris Rock live in the Academy Award gala after he made an awful joke about his wife hair loss" >"This showed a new side of Mr Smith not know to the public and undoutbly worries us all" >"because if that's his reaction to a joke then just imagine what would happen if another man f----- her" >>165701428 # >>165701470 # >>165701686 # >>165701806 # >>165701850 # >>165701974 # >>165701994 # >>165702324 # >>165702391 # >>165702437 # >>165702472 # >>165702527 # >>165702537 # >>165702555 # >>165702703 # >165702744 # >>165702757 #

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)00:23:56 No.67959999 Motivation thread >be me born in poor family >struggle throughout my life >achieve good place in society >working in IT making 6digits/year in 2nd world country >have a kid and a loving goth wife >manage to get my son to a good 194 KB JPG uni >feeling proud of myself >wake up >clock shows 6 AM >it was all a dream >remember I work at a slaughter house on min wage What keeps you going r9k ??

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File: 410297062 png (94 KB, 396x385) O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:28:38 No.21458757 >>21458774 >>21458781 >>21458798 >>21458801 >21458834 >>21458867 >>21458884 >>21459359 I f------ hate cops, theyre such pigs and oppressors. >be in train >f------ oink oink pig swine comes up to me >asks for my id >i ask if im being detained >he says no >he says he's asking for my id because i might have mental disabilities for walking around with a mlp stuffed animal >tells me leave why are cops such bullies, f------ pigs This thread has been pruned or deleted *D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:29:42 No.21458774 >>21458757 (OP) loving this meme O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:30:24 No.21458781 ► File. LaughingMantises.jpg (210 KB, 1200x800) >>21458757 (OP) 10/10 - It was okay *D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:36:10 No.21458864 > >>21458876 File: 1413309870991 jpg (525 KB, 1920x1080) HAHAHHAHAHA, OP ARE YOU FROM BERLIN AND WAS THIS TODAY AT ABOUT 7 PM? >> Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:36:20 No.21458867 ► POLIZEI EI >> O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:36:56 No.21458876 ► >>21458925 >>21458864 (You) what? yes it was. thats weird, why? >> Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:37 13 No.21458884> > Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:37:43 No.21458889 > >> Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:39:36 No.21458910 ► 31-12-2014 D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:40:34 No.21458925> >>21458933 >>21458935 >21458936 >>21458952 >>21458959 >>21458965 >>21458970 >>21458974 >>21458986 >>21458991 >>21459001 >>21459050 >>21459060 >>21459096 >>21459224 >>21459237 File: IMG 2945 jpg (100 KB, 600x800) 69BAHN >>21458876 Greetings from the officer who checked your I.D. A) Next time you should watch out, friendo. Hello lo! :-) D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:41:11 No.21458933 > >>21458925 (You) WHAT THE F---/ YOU F------ PIG, LEAVE ME ALONE, WHY CANT YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINE >ftw gonnm own a Porsche Scon (maybe) * O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:41:17 No.21458935 ► >>21458925 (You) OH S--- *O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:41:18 No.21458936 ► >>21458925 (You) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9YqCP_B7EU [Embed] HAHAHA F----- OP *D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:42:01 No.21458952 ► >>21458925 (You) This thread has been pruned or deleted 10/10 S Berliner Sparkasse Hello P Im(pl 2075-18-1 DER KOSTENLOSE SERVICE IHRER HAUPTSTADTZE Berlin Spark Berlin polizei Berliner AUSGABE SPANDAU This thread has been pruned or deleted BERLINRADAR

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: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)06:58:26 No.67965370 >looking at local sex offender registry >bunch of frowning weird old white dudes >one female sex offender >25-year old asian woman >smiling in every mugshot >she was a tutor and r---- an underage student >saw she was active on facebook 34 KB JPG >looked happy and smiling with friends >just launched a new business >looked at the registry recently >her blip is f------ gone >she literally got away with r----- a kid

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Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:57:43 No.165695659 91 KB JPG anyone else happy seeing s--- stirring bitchy comedians get their comeuppance? Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:58:41 No.165695745 >>165695659 (OP) if you're on will smith's side of that, you're a f------ f----- Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)23:13:08 No.165696971 >>165695745 >Someone makes fun of your gf's disease making her ugly >Just sit there and laugh You are a p---- if you don't do anything

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Anonymous 5 minutes ago sad.jpg (8.3 KB, 249x202) 875207841 >one chance at life >last name is Pichulman >pichula is a slang for penis in spanish >mfw my last name is penisman 1 REPLY Anonymous 1 minute ago 875208030 images (73).jpg (19.4 KB, 554x554) >>875207841 (OP) >penisman

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