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Thinks is manly for do reahabilitation in 1 year when a girl does the same in 6 months THE CHAD SYNERGIST Actually hilarious at some moments The virgin alchemist Builds futuristic s--- and awesome vehicles Has like 3 different titles given by people: doesn't gives a f--- and keeps using his real name everytime Years of study and practice and still is below the chad in transmutation and fighting skills in a medieval fantasy world like a boss Insecure ego, repeats title every 10 seconds so people don't forget who he is, even though they wouldn't anyway Manlet who cries like a bitch every time anyone remembers him it Becomes a whole tribe of f----- and weak bunnies into the most dangerous m------------ in just 10 days Only makes simple weapons and boring stuff Has more weapons than all Digimon together Makes his own sick awesome prosthesis: Loses an arm fighting a demon bear and an eye protecting his girlfriend Doesn't believe in God even after seeing him, what a hypocrite Loses a leg in a failed try to resurrect his mom and an arm can even feel the boobs of his bitches with it ROCKET PUNCH! Burns his house because has no diligence to accomplish his goal Has the jobber class and stats of his class and in just a few months surpasses Proudly shows his mechanical arm just to fix a little bit his giant failure Don't gives a s--- about this world: just wants to return home with his harem (and still ends saving it anyways) Unfunny and cringe humor even for woman's writting standards in every aspect the Hero Bland realistic prosthesis; build and maintained by a girl F---- so much it seems an eroge "Look! I'm better written than the average shonen, I have some metaphysic and I'm very edgy mature: I'M THE BEST MANGA EVER!!!!!!1" Saves his whole class multiple times, one even before becoming a strong chad Has the balls to pic his girl from the beginning and still has a whole harem simping for him Covers with shame his prothesis "Yeah, I'm another harem isekai, SO WHAT?" Has a fanfic anime adaptation: people keeps arguing if it's better than the faithful one Arm has to be repaired every two episodes due weak fighting skill. Pays thousands in rush order fees, Could have took revenge of the bastard who made him fall into the abyss, but doesn't do it because actually doesn't give a f--- about his virgin days anymore (Still ends killing him later in an unilateral betdown) Even before the story starts has the idol of his class loving and admiring him Has so much forced drama seems a soap opera too insecure to call ahead His little brother kicks his ass every time Becomes a proud dragon into a huge masochistic Survives the hell itself and still is able to feel love and gradually restore his kind side without losing an apex of his massive chadness Girly braid Main character and still is one of weakest in the whole show Has no balls to use a philosophe stone, despite the damage is already done Turns into the paternal figure of a cute little mermaid without even trying it EDGY WELL DONE Only f---- after marriage with a single woman in his life Saves his little girl at least one time for volume Gets an horrible anime adaptation and still gets a 2nd season Unable to save his little girl Just dates the girl at the epilogue because they're childhood friends and she doesn't know any other man His own girlfriend asks him to have more girlfriends Fights and kills the f------ gods with just some help Misguided daddy issues Could have built a better armor than Needs the help of the everyone just to beat a pseudo-god (Note: his dad does most of the work) Too f----- to even drink milk Succesfully resurrects his friend and puts her soul in the body of a sexy OP angel Ironman but f--- that gay s---: Worst sense of style ever see Wears a cool jacket instead Keeps his powers even after returning the real world Needs to sacrifice his powers to accomplish his goal Angry with the world for a mistake that it's completely his own fault Generic and boring happy end: even more than Naruto and Bleach Has a whole sequel about him living and f------ with his 8 bitches Eats the most terrifying monsters as breakfast

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Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
Charge level 1 1 The Virgin bot 1 souless machine canonically a forgetable nobody. with no purpose. Gaming Laptop level battery life Lost computer-chan to killer Brobot Loveless, will never Power sap some bitches does the "robot" is a literal "robot" Can't even use perfume even though it doesn't need to be Ingested weak toothpick Neck weak robotic arms need contasnt power to hurt anything needs the most powerful weapons in the game just to stand a chance Hated by everyone due to leaving the city in a blackout. can drink alcohol to cope with the fact Their whole existence is based on whether they can reach the next power or not. hunk of metal with no style o The Investment Chad 0 muscle gained naturally due to melee focused build. steroids only exaggerate his gains. Avid cologne user, smells magnificent The golden god only starts with some suger, a lighter, a small loan of 300 dollars and a dream all he needs knows what love both romantically and with family bonds takes slow syringe so his enemies can see his chad stride for longer 4 speed so nobody can see thier beta walk Is the only reason the DEA still exists made by die feller ด going bald Has millions in debt has made more than enough to pay it off, doesn't. doesn't give a f--- Instead drinks the resurrection shampoo to give himself immortality Hunted by countless assasins deals with them all with ease sells all thier weeb blades to buy some weed blades killer throws rocks into every adversary Rainbow blood, can legaly be classified as pharmacy. only wears the peak of style wears an awesome tie vampires OD on him. will bust it down it all of his buddys once he aquires the hat Uses exass cash to buy of the mob to help his elecation. still kills the mayor anyway.
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