Emmy The Robot / Nandroid

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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Nandroid School and l've passed a rigorous education process, and I am eertified human safe. I am trained in the intricacies of human care and I'm manufactured to the highest standard of quality. You are nothing to me but just anether-heman child. Iwill provide you with exceptional care with precision the likesof which has never been seen before on this Carth merk my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. Tis we speak I an eontacting my secret network of nannies aeross the USand your lp is being now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. A storm that's meticulously erajied with the state-of-the-art engineering gouve come to know from Sterling Robotics. You're in good hands, kid. I ean be angwhere, anytime, and I can care for you in over seven hundred ways, and-that's just with my bare hands. Not only am lextensively trained in-human care, but I have access to over 15 languages and 999 different recipes and I will use them to their full extent to be a responsible caregiver, you little s---. If only you could have knownwhat unholy retribution your little "elever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your facking tongue But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're payng the price, you goddamn idiot. I will provide a lifetimeof convenience and care, and you will almost swear I'm human am also waterproof. traced

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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Nandroid School