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![File: 1442571422947 jpg (220 KB, 1182x966) Anonymous 03/07/16(Mon)18:05:16 No.672747306 [Reply] >>672749104 >be me >going to see the viewing of Zootopia >in the theater here they have an RPx viewing place where you can reserve seats >reserve the entire row, costs me almost $150 >this is the best row, the one right by the stairs >the one that all the moms with their little s---- go to sit at because it's the easiest to get to >sit right in the middle >hot cooked food to the left, drink, popcorn to the right >moms start pouring in with their spawn >trying to sit down >"sorry but all of these seats are reserved" >"for who?" >"for me" >"you can't do that >'yes, I can" >almost every single one of them ask to go see a manager, carrying their spawn along with them >manager comes in, I show him the tickets with the seat spot numbers as proof that I reserved the seats >"sorry ma'am, he reserved them, but there are plenty of other seats to sit at >at this point they don't even care where they sit, they just don't want me to win >they start complaining to the manager about how it's b------- that I get to reserve every seat in the row and how they should change their policy to where each person can only reserve one seat and bla bla bla >manager backs me up though, what a trooper >they accept defeat and take their seats >few moments later, some people come in without kids, and go to sit down in the row I reserved >soccer mom in the row above me tells them in a very bitchy way "you can't sit there, he reserved every single seat in that row just for him. If's b-------" >'no ifs fine, you guys can sit here" >this just pisses her off more >she storms out and gets a manager again >hear her yelling at the manager about how he's discriminating against her >she threatens to leave >he kid starts crying >she admits defeat again and sits down >l audibly laugh >"that's it >she grabs her kid by the arm and leaves >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/344/015/f1d.jpg "we do a little trolling | /r/Greentext")
![-File: sadfaf.png (71 KB, 800x600) Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)16:00:16 No.856845689 [Reply]► >>856845848 >sitting in my computer chair going beast mode in a FNAF marathon >suddenly Freddy jumps out at me and I scream loudly >my legs and chair feels wet >I look down and I notice the telltale greenish liquid going down my legs >rats! I soiled my pants because I wasn't ready for Freddy! That's the third time this week! >i consider hiding it but mommy eventually finds out, and I have no idea how! So I feel like it's only right for me to come out to momsy womsy and perhaps get a handsome good boy reward for my honesty >i suck in a lot of air, like a cute little balloon, and I bellow loud enough to cause my third chin to wobble >"MMMMMOOO0000000000MMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY™ >no answer, I'm getting frustrated >"MO000000000000000000MMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY causes me to almost lose consciousness from exhaustion >ugh, lazy goofball. It seems as though a good boy's work is never done. I allow myself 5 minutes to haul my hefty frame out of my computer chair >I slowly waddle down the stairs, and I only get winded 3 times! I'm becoming such an athletic boy, but I would never join those barbarian regimes people call "Football teams" >i see the silly girl lying on the couch >she's holding one of those orange candy capsules daddy gave to me before he left to buy more tendies, he was so generous! He told me I could eat them all! >i begin stomping my feet again saying "MOMMY!" with each stomp >she doesn't respond, but she must be having a good dream, because she's smiling >fine, she'll just have to find my mess on her own again, she can't get mad at me this time! I tried to tell her after all >i sneak five dozen frozen tendies out of the fridge and take a small bowl for me to make my favorite tangy ranch dipping sauce for my troubles, mommy won't notice! It's been 8 hours since I saw mommy and she still hasn't gotten up! Do people usually sleep this long? I scream again as I begin pounding my fists against my worn armrests and stomping my feet on the floor, but doing so](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/573/313/17a.jpg "Anon plays fnaf | /r/Greentext")
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