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Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 23:09:01 No.82657712 Report >I am not crazy! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216! One after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! He-he-he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him... You think this is something? You think this is bad, this- this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have! I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be lawyer?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You- What, exactly, did Charles "Chuckold" McGill mean by this?

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What, exactly, did Charles "Chuckold" McGill mean by this?


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Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue)13:16:30 No.188010061 intro-1683559858.jpg 44 KB JPG >I am not crazy! I know he s--- talked me to Einstein. I knew it was why Einstein refused to look at me. As if anything else could make him ignore me. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot David Hill to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That hearing about the isotope export! Are you telling me that the man just happens to be there and make a fool out of me in front of all those people? No! He orchestrated it! Oppenheimer! He shat on my career! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own research institute! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in Cambridge, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands away from the commie women! "But not our Oppenheimer! Couldn't be precious Oppemheimer!" He was giving up state secrets to the commies! And HE gets to be famous? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)16:32:16 No.192345938 ▶ >>192346044 >>192346746 >>192346952 >>192349337 >>192349597 >>192350680 >>192350893 >>192351338 >>192352563 File: pharisees.jpg (415 KB, 1049x720) I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he broke that commandment! I knew it was "remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy". One after "thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain". As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got those fishermen from Galilee to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This sorcery? He's done worse. That paralytic! Are you telling me that a man just happens to take up his mat and walk like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jesus! HE HEALED A MAN ON THE SABBATH! And I remained silent! And I shouldn't have. Pharisees took him into their own homes! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since before Abraham was, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of the lepers! But not our Jesus! Couldn't be precious Jesus! Healing the blind! And he gets to be the Messiah!? What a sick joke! I should've stoned him when I had the chance! And you - you have to crucify him! You-
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