Anonymous (ID: bbgL6iKs 280 KB JPG 06/18/21(Fri)14:06:52 No.326478624 >june 17th >juneteenth eve >leave tray of fried chicken and watermelon slices out for the ghost of harriet tubman >wake up the next morning >"Dad where did my bike go?" >mfw its a Juneteenth miracle

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed)16:17:23 No.880626760 >be me >6ft2in black man >walking >come across group of asian men >they are like 5"2" >they say "ohhh nooo, here come the shadow man, bring out ur fwied chicken 24 KB GIF so he no beat us up" >mfw they each pull out a bucket of kfc chicken >they give me the chicken >they run away and yell "haha, black person likes fried chicken" >dont really care, free food >go home w-- did i experience can tiny d--- asians even be chads?

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Anonymous 69 KB JPG 06/22/22(Wed)14:43:47 No.880607373 itself >Bliss and peace realizing I can't make a mistake because that's the Tao baby >Be me >Universe.gif >Be a part of everything >Be everything >Literally be the universe experiencing Later virgins >Feel sense of unity with everything and everyone because I AM everything and everyone >MFW that means I'm also the vibrator on Stacy's clit somewhere out there right now

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Anonymous 06/22/22(Wed)16:27:55 No.69136647 356 KB PNG >be me >about to enjoy a night watching Shrek 2 (2004) >got my popcorn >sitting in my chair with a blanket >the deer man starts speaking loudly in the voice of my deceased mother outside, trying to lure me outside I just wanted to relax

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: Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)17:27:40 No.603263019 >play the whole Yakuza franchise >end up vacationing in Kabukicho >know the whole f------ area like I've lived there for years with minimal differences >to the point where I end up finding a place with good hookers Are there any other games that get this autistic with real world locations? 1012 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)17:29:05 No.603263141 >>603263281 # >>603277357 # >>603263482 # : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous >>603263019 (OP) # >starts beating up random locals 06/21/22(Tue)17:30:23 No.603263281 06/21/22(Tue)17:31:21 No.603263359 06/21/22(Tue)17:31:36 No.603263381 06/21/22(Tue)17:32:46 No.603263482 : Anonymous >>603263381 # The japanese aren't very big people. It's shockingly easy to get away with. >>603267081 # >>603271094 # >>603277502 #

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Anonymous C. to 5 1:0 43 KB PNG 06/22/22(Wed)13:12:56 No.69137992 >grug want to make baby with cave woman >cave woman no want grug to make baby with her >grug sad >grug pleasure himself >grug no longer want to make baby with cave woman >grug happy now

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: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 01/03/21(Sun)18:08:32 >friend wants me to be wingman for him in some weird ERP DnD inspired discord server >tell him im not really into DnD so dont know a f------ thing >tells me not to worry i'll have a 'fun' time No.843900872 >the discord server is suppose to be in a inn for weary adventurers >have to tell everyone name, race & class >im vizathar, human sorcerer >friend seems to be having a good time >i just s--- there doing other s--- >get message from a female bartender half elf >'hello mighty sorcerer, would you like to lay with me in thy bed?' >'afraid i cant stunning wench' >'but why not master of the arcane arts?' >'herpitus haveitus' >mfw i get banned from server Told him i didnt know s---

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Anonymous I f----- up bros 04/23/22(Sat)23:17:00 No.66484543 >Be me 22 autist trying to live healthy >Find out beef liver is insanely good for you >Call up the local butcher to see how much it costs >He says $5 a kilo >I ask how many kilos a liver is and he says 5 but somehow I hear it as 1.5 >I say I'll take two then >Fast forward four days later he's got the goods >I'm met with the monster of my own making. pic related >Wonder what the f--- I'm going to do with all this s--- >Parcel it up into different weeks worth of beef liver >Cook some up with onions and make it into an omelette >I knew beforehand that liver was easy to overcook but good lord this s--- browned immediately 366 KB JPG

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Anonymous INP 205 KB JPG 12/06/21 (Mon)02:59:09 No.66448750 >Grew hair long over 2020 and 2021 like a lot of guys >Have actually felt good about it, think I look better than with short hair >Walking home >Walk past group of women >One of them sarcastically says I have great hair >Her friends all laugh F------ c----. I'm getting a haircut.

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: Anonymous 112 KB GIF 03/28/21(Sun)10:00:03 No.850728037 >work night shift >on lunch break at 4 AM >sitting in dark parking lot in car with windows rolled down >hear footsteps approaching >see man appear from the darkness >he looks around >doesn't notice me >he pulls down his pants and starts taking a s--- >watching this guy taking a s--- while i eat my sandwich >he is struggling >constipated.jpg >i sneeze >he gets startled and looks at my direction >spotted.png >we look at each other for a minute >i break the awkward silence >'nice a------ bro' >'thanks' >'got any paper towels?' >hand him some napkins >quickly drive off i have to find another parking lot now, this one is tainted

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