Anonymous 08/10/15(Mon)13:26:43 No.26835828 >>26835846 >>26835868 >>26835881 >>26835911 >>26835954>>26836035>>26837329 >>26839564 File: 1432861912568.png (314 KB, 710x781) >26835391 >"I am not a US Citizen, I am a free inhabitant of the earth" H--------, F------ TUMBLR WETBACKS. Reminds of the SJWs who got deported to Cambodia at the border a while back during my watch. Its funny because they were originally from Mexico and were brought to the U.S at a young age and never got their citizenship or green card s--- >Be me at U.S-Mex border california >Doing routine checks and what not >People following rules and laws no problem what soever >Catch some illegal b------ all the time >Then comes this Fiat with some Hipster b----- guys and girl >Damn they can fit in there? Skinny as hell though >Hello there >"Hai" "Hey" "Yo" "HEYYY" >Got your papers or passport? >"No but we're citizens and we're pleading the 5th" >Stare at them disbelief and outright anger >Excuse me? >"You heard us so please let us be on our way you can't touch us because under article-" >GET THE F--- OUT OF THE VEHICLE >Cue panic mode for them screaming some b------- clause about they have the right to travel between countries freely because they're not tied to some quasi NAFTA conspiracy of the North American union or some s--- like that >Hold them and can't seem to find any information on them >They refuse to talk >Ok sure fine >Swift paper work and send them to detention center >Still refuse to talk >Some guy from homeland security interviews them >Get their life stories >But they have no paper work. Nothing whatsoever not even finger prints or dental records >"Well s--- pick a country and deport them to it" >"Why not Mexico?" >"Too easy they'll just come right back" >OHH I GOT A GOOD ONE, Cambodia >Whole team laughs and says done >File paper work >2 weeks later they're deported to Cambodia >MFW We can deport people anywhere we want if they have no paper work and we're not able to "determine" their country of origin.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

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Anonymous 08/10/15(Mon)13:26:43 No.26835828 >>26835846 >>26835868 >>26835881 >>26835911 >>26835954>>26836035>>26837329 >>26839564 File: 1432861912568.png (314 KB, 710x781) >26835391 >"I am not a US Citizen, I am a free inhabitant of the earth" H--------, F------ TUMBLR WETBACKS. Reminds of the SJWs who got deported to Cambodia at the border a while back during my watch. Its funny because they were originally from Mexico and were brought to the U.S at a young age and never got their citizenship or green card s--- >Be me at U.S-Mex border california >Doing routine checks and what not >People following rules and laws no problem what soever >Catch some illegal b------ all the time >Then comes this Fiat with some Hipster b----- guys and girl >Damn they can fit in there? Skinny as hell though >Hello there >"Hai" "Hey" "Yo" "HEYYY" >Got your papers or passport? >"No but we're citizens and we're pleading the 5th" >Stare at them disbelief and outright anger >Excuse me? >"You heard us so please let us be on our way you can't touch us because under article-" >GET THE F--- OUT OF THE VEHICLE >Cue panic mode for them screaming some b------- clause about they have the right to travel between countries freely because they're not tied to some quasi NAFTA conspiracy of the North American union or some s--- like that >Hold them and can't seem to find any information on them >They refuse to talk >Ok sure fine >Swift paper work and send them to detention center >Still refuse to talk >Some guy from homeland security interviews them >Get their life stories >But they have no paper work. Nothing whatsoever not even finger prints or dental records >"Well s--- pick a country and deport them to it" >"Why not Mexico?" >"Too easy they'll just come right back" >OHH I GOT A GOOD ONE, Cambodia >Whole team laughs and says done >File paper work >2 weeks later they're deported to Cambodia >MFW We can deport people anywhere we want if they have no paper work and we're not able to "determine" their country of origin.

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