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: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 12/19/21(Sun)22:50:51 No.868944635 >be me, 18 male, tall, big >be not me, 7/10 qt fwb i have been on and off with for about 4 months >she has always joked about me killing her and her liking it if i did Is this normal? >get done with movie date and driving her home >ask if she were to be killed by someone how would she want to die > her "have the best day of my life with the murderer then have him stab me" >me "what about strangling?" >her "yeah that would work to" >i pull over the car and ask her if she had a good time with me >her "anon stop you're not funny" >i unbuckle my seat belt and turn towards her with a straight face > she starts crying hysterically >her "please dont kill me i dont want to die" >mfw her begging to not be killed gave me the hardest boner of my life

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IT'S OVER ► Chud 9 days ago Nº20669 [Reply] >>20670 >>20709 >>20764 I genuinely believe it's literally over for me. >did not participate in any clubs during hs >never made any friends because of the high percentage of lg hivaids in my school >didnt take any ap nor college courses to bump up my gpa. >never had a real friendship because of them being Ig hivaids >didnt participate in any senior activity or event >old 'cord messages from 2021 got leaked of me saying i hate ni , f, and tr what the f--- did I do wrong in life? why are so many people part of lg hivaids? is it geniuenly over? sometimes, I miss the old middle school days of me doing stupid s--- like sniffing markers.

Daily Daily Mail US @DailyMail - 1m mail American women denounce men and sex as .com 600 revenge for Trump election win trib.al/MCBOOSJ 3 271 2 ili 140 IMG_9025.jpg 651 KB JPG Sorry, bros. But sex just isn't happening anymore. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article- 14049931/american-women-boycott-sex-men-revenge- election-trump-kamala-harris.html Anonymous (ID: Pil/kYhY) 11/07/24(Thu)07:39:34 No.487437451 >>487437006 (OP) # >Trump not even in office yet >Gets women to stop being w----- voluntarily. 15 KB PNG >>487445048 # >>487445214 # >>487452134 # >>487457290 # >>487461260 # >>487464974 # >>487465414 # >>487467206 # >>487469969 # >>487470460 # >>487470855 # >>487473285 # 197175206 # 197176206 # 1971776 11 # 197101015 #

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: Anonymous 133 KB JPG 09/01/22(Thu)20:09:35 No.70042431 >there is a tard in my class >he does typical tardy things, runs everywhere in classroom and sings some songs we don't even know if a human or Lil Pump wrote it >it annoys us he becomes the punching bag of the class but tardy things keep happening >one day after school I see the tard standing infront of firehose box, probably watching ants >get behind him and tie the shoelaces together, he's ascending to another dimension so doesn't realize >run down stairs and call his name out loud >tard runs down and falls >currently he's on wheelchair so he can't run everywhere, looks like he hit his head too he's been quiet since then I think I did my class a favor and it's harmony here but am I a bad guy? 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous you aren't a true robot and you should kill yourself 09/01/22(Thu)20:11:35 No.70042446

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: Anonymous lalomaxxing is the way to go 55 KB JPG 09/01/22(Thu)03:33:36 No.70041851 >be me, 2019 >shy and not very outgoing during high school, got bullied because I had a stutter >did nothing during covid except play games and watch tv shows >watch Better Call Saul >see pic rel in show, think he's a pretty cool guy >college soon, want to change myself for the better >idea.jpg >pretty much roleplay as lalo for the good part of the school year minus the cartel s--- >now entering second year, lots of friends and everyone I see on campus loves me lalomaxx or YNGMI

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[Return] File: 1fe.png (59 KB, 658x662) [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed)23:33:57 No.884493663 >be me >around 9 >not into much >find dubstep >get really into it >try to show dad "anon this is awful. this f------ sucks. all i hear are transformers gangbanging each other" >proceeds to go into graphic detail about how optimus prime absolutely rails megatron to the music >can't unhear it >can't unthink it >stop listening to dubstep :(

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Anonymous (ID: PumB3E5E >>391731044 i dont fit in my tub | 08/19/22(Fri)18:25:37 No.391731110 >>391731261 >>391733168

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: Anonymous #1 BOSS 13 KB JPG 08/31/22(Wed)22:32:49 No.884861663 >live in Europe >everyone is cold and inhospitable >go to Middle East >people are friendly but everything is corrupt and nothing works >go to Africa >lol jk >go to Asia >people are work-obsessed and dishonest >go to America >people are cool >institutions are basically functional >country is beautiful >I've found my home >get shot

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Anonymous 05/13/22(Fri)04:41:48 No.3183350 >>31833552 >>31834400 >>31834424 >>31836985 31844578 le: 1651707474804.jpg (688 KB, 1271x1177) >>31827884 (OP). # Are normies the true autists? >If you do something different than the social norm they freak out >They only have a few narrow interests like football or the most popular music >They go into a blank stare when talking about anything besides those things >Boomer can go on and on about cars but somehow this isn't autistic >A lot of normies surprisingly don't get subtle social cues Am I into something here?

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: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 12/19/21(Sun)22:50:51 No.868944635 >be me, 18 male, tall, big >be not me, 7/10 qt fwb i have been on and off with for about 4 months >she has always joked about me killing her and her liking it if i did Is this normal? >get done with movie date and driving her home >ask if she were to be killed by someone how would she want to die > her "have the best day of my life with the murderer then have him stab me" >me "what about strangling?" >her "yeah that would work to" >i pull over the car and ask her if she had a good time with me >her "anon stop you're not funny" >i unbuckle my seat belt and turn towards her with a straight face > she starts crying hysterically >her "please dont kill me i dont want to die" >mfw her begging to not be killed gave me the hardest boner of my life

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