Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat)01:35:07 No.55751834 >>55751950 >>55754466 File: DD67C55E-DC14-45F1-9A39-7(...).gif (2.82 MB, 500x370) TRT >>55751787 PID is not for civilians. >strangers in the house >they arent cops >shoot them >they are cops >shoot them It really is that simple.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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shutterstock.com-1902888508 81 KB PNG same place? >no response >ask cute girl out >she says yes >we decide on Wednesday >Wednesday arrives >"sorry but I had trouble with my family, couldnt make it today, but I'm free this Saturday" >okay then Saturday same time >literally radio silence for days >Saturday arrives >I send her a voicemail where I cancel the whole thing because I smell b------- >"sorry but I had to cover for a girl at work" >she didn't even listen to my voicemail, just assumed it was about asking her if she can make it tonight and instantly made up her b------- story

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Anon implies. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat)21:26:04 No.887785918 Jack November 6 at 11:01pm When your friends with someone then you find out they are incredibly racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic. Yikerino.jpg 317 KB JPG >Friend just said the sexist word "hoe." 10/22/22(Sat)21:28:24 No.887786013 : Anonymous >implying I'd be friends with a f------ k---.

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Anon's brother invites friends | /r/Greentext

10/23/22(Sun)09:33:31 No.70696204 >be child me, autist >big brothers friends come over with pizza and breadsticks N>all hanging out on the porch >figure id come say hi since i dont socialize much and want a slice of pizza >excited to practice social skills >all of them bullying me, didn't really notice at the time, thought they were joking >how to respond?? >weakly toss half of a breadstick at one as joke and laugh : Anonymous Nooo00000000 Noooo NOOOOO000000 30000 N90000. 0.000 Ne ooooood 24 KB JPG >misses him, bad throw, plops to ground beside him >death stares me >ohhh i fuckt up >chucks empty soda can at me as hard as possible >whacks my face, cuts my eyebrow in half >run off bleeding and crying >hear them laughing >still have scar never again.

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anon realizes the truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A 8 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)06:09:52 No.69936452 >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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: Anonymous 145 KB JPG 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more meat than usual >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,, and ,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the ,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

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Anonymous 606 KB JPG Anonymous 3 10/22/22(Sat) 18:10:16 No.172654573 Anonymous I miss this little n---- like you wouldn't believe. 10/22/22(Sat) 18:33:47 No.172655449 >Mao: insane >Deng: based >Jiang Xi Ming: insane - harvested organs from Falun Gong >Hu Jintao: based >Xi Jing Ping: insane 10/22/22(Sat) 18:42:47 No.172655819 >>172655449 >>Deng: based He was the one who did Tiananmen Square.

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Anon is a troll | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 275 KB PNG 04/13/21(Tue)04:47:52 No.63192366 Anyone else like to do a little trolling? Tell us about a moment when you epicly trolled someone 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 04/13/21(Tue)05:27:02 No.63192652 Anonymous So what I would do is go on snapchat, add random people, and just be a general d---. >Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away >"I'm here, where you at n----?" >"I've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself" >keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight >tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago >send him a picture of my penis and call him a f-----

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/toy/ Anonymous my Christmas experience 6 KB JPG 01/05/21(Tue)21:33:59 No.8677314 >be me >an 18 year old autistic kid who likes stuff animals > tell my older brother about these round seal plush toys from japan that are really cute >brother probably not paying too much attention I assumed so I forgot I told him > fast forward to December 25th >brother hands me a flat package >I think it's a shirt or something > I open it up I find a very flattened small version of the seal pillow I told him about > I am very happy and tell him how much I love it >thanks brother

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Anonymous 02/24/18(Sat)16:16:02 No.36925725 Why aren't grenades designed like these anymore? They have some definite 11 KB JPG advantages over what is commonly used today and they seem pretty practical in terms of ergonomics. >Doesn't roll >Can throw further >Can stick into ground if necessary >Can give you pleasure Can anyone explain to me why these are outdated?

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Anonymous 28 KB JPG Anonymous 51 KB JPG >>58871699 # Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)09:57:42 No.58869702 >tfw mom found the protein condoms 12/14/20(Mon)10:35:50 No.58870137 the what? 12/14/20(Mon)12:34:28 No.58871699 >>58870137 # mom thinks whey is drugs so my brother and i hide protein in the toilet water tank in condoms

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Anon encounters a furry in the wild | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: images (2).jpg (9 KB, 223x226) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat) 16:58:31 No.887774362 >In my truck eating lunch by the park. >See a guy in a fox suit hanging out in the park. >It's a f------ furry. Holy f------ s--- guys, I had to idea they were a real thing. What do I do? 0/0/1/5

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Anon is absolutely fucked | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 980 KB GIF 10/22/22(Sat)16:13:13 No.70689798 >>70691225 # >100 word essay due next week >haven't even started yet : Anonymous >>70689798 (OP) # >100 word kindergartners have made it onto r9k kek 10/22/22(Sat)16:15:20 No.70689825

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Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat)01:35:07 No.55751834 >>55751950 >>55754466 File: DD67C55E-DC14-45F1-9A39-7(...).gif (2.82 MB, 500x370) TRT >>55751787 PID is not for civilians. >strangers in the house >they arent cops >shoot them >they are cops >shoot them It really is that simple.

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