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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 10/06/22(Thu)14:41:29 No.10420855 >Be me >At walmart >Carry 500 dollars worth of groceries >At checkout >Card gets declined cuz my bitch ass dad closed my bank account >About to cry and break down >"ay lemme take it from here" >Someone behind me says >Its a kid who deadass looks to be 13 >Pays for the groceries >"Hey thank you" >"You're welcome" >"Hey you had to pay a lot for that, what is you do?" >"im a drug dealer" H-------- so s--- so f------ cool

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Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)20:21:18 No.693604852 The Middle Ages according to... Historians: Hollywood: 1.46 MB PNG >no glass windows >random torches on the walls >dirt and mud all over the roads and walls >use mud and straw on wood housing, including on tile roofing >no color Yep, that's a medieval game right there
Anonymous Morning coffee 200 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)20:26:17 No.926781955 >be me >on morning work commute >stop at coffee chain >gay retard working the register >make my order >pay with $50 bill >gay retard gives me too much change >attempt to do the moral thing >give back money >tell gay retard he gave me too much >gay retard pauses >thinking.jpeg >you could see steam coming from his ears >gives back even more money than last time >say nothing >just pocket money >take order an leave >mfw I made a $37 profit from ordering a $6 dollar coffee I guess the whole incompetency crisis isn't so bad after all
Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)20:51:30 No.691849739 The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It's by giving those people a service that's better than what they're receiving from the pirates. Gabe Newell piracy.jpg 46 KB JPG AZ QUOTES >solves the service problem >piracy still rampant guess its just people who want free s---
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