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CLEANUP Sees self as responsible for cleaning up the house after the party Constantly reminds everyone not to break s--- and spill things DIVISO Gets mad when they inevitably do Liaison to the cops when they come BATHROOM SQUAD Hog the room when people need to puke or pee Best friends who go into the bathroom together every 10 minutes They whisper to each other and occasionally laugh DISCUSSES POLITICS Everyone is drinking and dancing but she wants to get mad about the current issue Generally brings down the vibe of the whole party DANCING QUEEN Sees herself as the center of attention Requests terrible songs on the aux and does mediocre dances in the middle of the room DRAMA QUEEN Starts crying over some manufactured drama When her friends try to help she screams and cries harder Most of the time just making it up Has the emotional stability of an eggshell ALCOHOL POISONING Generally a freshman who drinks way too much and passes out Wakes up in the hospital with a massive bill and a shameful memory 'MOM' Self-appointed protector of the patrons Butts into hookups and checks on how many drinks everyone is having HARD Brought opioids, coke, or heroin Has a pack of Newports in his chest pocket Tries to dictate how people behave VANS DRUGS Doesn't share or sell them, just goes to the bathroom and does them SMOKER Zonked for the remainder of the night has he descends further into addiction Doesn't seem to be having much fun Disappears to the back porch, invites others out with him Sometimes when you're drinking you need a nice dart They make out on the couch for half the night DEPRESSED Never really liked parties, sits listlessly on the couch between two hooking up couples Disassociating from society and not sure how to fix it Cries on the walk home COP-CALLER FIGHT-STARTER| BRAGGART The alcohol reduces inhibitions and he feels invincible Usually a neighbor or someone who has beef with the hosts Gives a hit to anyone who comes out JALT Either way, they're a dirty snitch I now live adjacent to a house that parties often and as much as it annoys me I never call the cops THE HOST Invited everyone to her house out of kindness Mingles well but secretly afraid that s---'s getting broken and stolen A little on-edge all night DESIGNATED DRIVER Has been appointed DD of a group at the party Trying his d------- to have fun but envies those drinking More important than an anesthesiologist Has the tolerance of a hummingbird but just happy to be here SMOKING WEED HOOKING UP Out back with c-------- guy smoking weed Two strangers who just met in an inebriated haze Usually really chill Most passionate making out you've ever seen Tasked with controlling the music This is surely a bad decision for them both AUX NIV Has a hair-trigger temper Sucker punches a rando and claims it was a fair fight Will honor requests though BYOB Doesn't like or doesn't trust the alcohol at the party TECHNO Either brings a six-pack to share or carries around a flask all night Takes it way too seriously and the party and shows refuses to give up up in a collared shirt power Brought a guitar for some reason Treats the party Every like a job fair HIGH SCHOOLER GUITAR MAN LIFE OF THE PARTY Considers himself really cool Most popular person here, for getting into this party goes around to all the circles and brightens the mood Starts singing when nobody asked conversation circles back to his accomplishments Thinks he's hot s--- SELLING DRUGS Has brought Selling it weed and addy but has to in his backpack be DL because the host would get p----- if she finds out End-goal is to get laid Franz NEW COUPLE JUNGLE JUICE MIXER ALCOHOL BUYER "FIVE FOR GUYS"| LOCAL BAR Only the girl was invited to the party but she brought her new bf because they go everywhere together Responsible for treading the fine line between everyone being too sober and mass poisoning buying the Responsible for Buys bottom shelf vodka, which will be party's alcohol disguised behind the taste of kool- At most college parties there's a tax on men because so few women want to come I think with inflation it's $10 now aid, and watery beer Nobody acknowledges it but he's still embarrassed GREEK LIFE Elitist, strange superiority complex OVERDRESSED| TEETOTALER Misses the theme of Doesn't drink and makes a point of drinking water or juice Have inside jokes with one another and appoint themselves kings of the party even if they're not hosting Like a ray of sunshine wandering through the party THE COPS KLEPTO Makes it her goal Brags about to steal something from every party rifling through she attends the host's closet and stealing clothes Show up to yet another noise complaint The bane of every party 4 MALLIN Making arrests is too much paperwork so he clears the house, talks to the homeowners, and leaves Sits in a parking lot eating a hot dog the rest of the night Tries to lecture alcohol drinkers on how bad it is for them Generally considered annoying DOESN'T WANT TO BE HERE Probably a STEM major 26 years old but still friends with His friends dragged him along and he wants to leave Doesn't like the kids but when they get drunk they love to buy $6 shots Everyone over 21 at the party migrates here at midnight ALUMNUS Is a nice enough current students guy but freshmen see him as geriatric Doesn't quite relate to everyone else even though he's only a few years older ROOFIES Here exclusively to trick girls into f------ him Gives a bad name to all men Causes a lot of people to be falsely accused too

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