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File: kot.jpg (17 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)20:50:51 No.71183270 >>71183306 >>71183319 >>71183371 >>71183375 >>71183401 >tfw have to break up with gf because I started to like her too much and if she dumps me first I'd be mindbroken Should I do this at Waffle House, or Taco Bell?

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Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #

Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.

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: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 12/19/18 (Wed)16:55:47 No.787733075 Times you've corrupted your younger siblings >Be me >Have weird sense of humor and ironically ree around the house >Twin brother also rees out of irony >I also have a 12 year old sister that repeats alot of things we say >One day my sister is playing outside and I hear a loud ree >Look outside and see my little sister reeing and running home while her friends stare at her weirdly >Hear her yell be gone normie >whathavelcreated.jpg >approach her about her reeing habits. Turns out she thinks it's funny and even does it at school. >ffw a couple weeks and my sisters teacher calls my parents wanting to have a meeting with them >Teacher tells them of my sister constantly screeching ree while in class and on the play grounds >Teacher recommends my sister gets screened for autism >mfw I might've given my little sister autism

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: Anonymous >>115014616 # >Anon approaches the Great Philosopher and asks him "Great Philosopher, are large breasts or small breasts better?" 05/16/20(Sat)14:33:32 No.115014871 >The Great Philospher sat in silence for a moment, and then commanded Anon to reach for his wallet. >"How much do you have in bills?" The Great Philospher asked. Anon told him he had $30 in bills. >"Suppose you were to have $30 in coins as well, which would have greater mass?" >Anon told the Great Philospher that it would be the coins, by a long way. >"But which," the Great Philsopher said, "would have the greater value?" >Anon was enlightened.

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File: 858F0667-8276-48A2-B2E6-5(...).jpg (10 KB, 249x202) >it starts trying to bite my hand >I throw the duck Times where being /fit/ came in handy Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)17:11:30 No.69104927 >>69106435 >>69106444 >be me this weekend >on my 3rd date with this girl >we are having a gainz friendly picnic at a duck pond >while we are eating some duck comes up to us >keeps trying to get into our food >it was funny at first but this duck had no fear >keep trying to shoo it away, doesn't even so much as flinch >pick up a stick and try poking it >it gets angry >suddenly tries to attack me >I pick it up >it flies in the direction I threw it but circles back and starts flying right towards me >I'm gonna end this once and for all >I stand my ground and get ready to punch the duck >its flying right right at me >I threw the cleanest punch I've ever connected in my life >hit the duck square in the chest >it makes the strangest noise I've ever heard >it was like sucker punching a human in the gut, but a high pitched quack comes out >quickly realize what I just did >I didn't go full force but still pretty hard, maybe 50% >the duck stumbles away desperately, I think I knocked the wind out of it >it rushes into the pond and swims off >girl is laughing hysterically at what she just witnessed >I punched a duck

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: Anonymous 10/30/22(Sun)10:26:00 No.68798222 Hey /fit/ you ever use your autism to mess with people? >Be autistic as f--- >Agent of chaos 5 KB JPG >On ocasion women mistake my lack of knowledge on social norms as 'chad-like' since I'm tall and lift >One day write 'Are you sure' on a piece of paper and put it in my pocket >Walk into some random cafe I've never been in before and never will be again >See a table where a random 30 year old woman is sitting alone on her laptop >Walk up the her and sit in front of her without saying a word >She looks at me confused, waiting for me to say something >I just put the piece of paper on the table, tap it and leave without saying a word >Don't look back, walk out of the cafe before she can say anything Chances are, I'll never see her again, so she'll have to live the rest of her life without an answer

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ile: 9C5440D7-2521-4A81-899F-2(...).jpg (943 KB, 1215x1800) SPIDER-MAN Far From Hame O Anonymous 07/18/19(Thu)16:44:14 No. 108785133 >saw the second spider-man movie >best fight scenes >best story >best villain >best humor >by far the best spider-man movie >possibly the best superhero movie of all time >still holds up 15 years later >pic unrelated Anonymous 07/18/19(Thu)18:23:31 No.108786714 >>108785133 (OP) # Nice one OP, almost got triggered

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Anonymous officially volcel Your 104 The number of reste 166 KB JPG 08/01/22(Mon)21:42:14 No.69647009 >work with cute girl >hardly ever talk unless about work >today, approaches me >says some b------- about Taiwan and China (shes Asian) >then out of nowhere >so anon, do you have a gf? >afraid to tell her no >she will find out im khhv >nah, im gay actually haha >f--- >ooohhh that makes so much sense! >my bestie in college way gay too, no wonder you remind me so much of him! >she scurries off as if embarassed what did I just do to myself? 08/01/22(Mon)21:44:13 No.69647045 Argianon >>69647009 (OP) # dude. it's 11pm. you're gonna make me wake my parents up with my laughter

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Anon is close with sister | /r/Greentext

>Be 24, recently divorced, sister 22 >Sister invites me up to college for a 'day of fun' to get my mind off divorce >we hang out all day, go to a movie, have dinner, etc., >go back to her house, continue drinking >"anon... did <older sister> ever do anything... erm... weird. with you>" >No idea what she's talking about, say so, she gets kinda bashful >Ask her if it's sexual stuff, she nods (there's a 6-year age gap between older and younger sister) >Sis admits my older sister used to tie her up, naked, saying it was her punishment, no penetration or anything, but lots of rubbing and feeling, squeezing and spanking >Get really hard as we're talking, she's fidgeting a lot on the couch but also crying >"the worst part about it is... I'm not mad at her for it..." she admits, says she thinks it was just 'kid stuff' >"it's weird though..." she whispered, I still remember her moving her finger around the top of her wine glass as she looked at me and admitted it: "sometimes I still think about it when I'm... masturbating" >she blushed, I blushed, but smiled >she said I must think she's disgusting, and I kissed her >No hesitation, nothing more said, she let me pull her pants and panties down and spread her legs eagerly as I lined up and f----- her >We've never told anybody in the family, but we've probably had sex twenty times or so over the years >She's married now, 15 years later, so it hasn't happened recently, but she used to text me and just say "I was thinking about <older sister> today, have some time?" and I'd always say yes... and then she'd tell me about the two of them and what happened while we touched each other... and then we'd f--- >it has been both weird and wonderful, wouldn't trade it for the world

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Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)11:15:07 No.792359077 >be me >gap year >work as nursery assistant at a home for mentally challenged (IQ>70) >one guy is very unintelligent >24 years old >IQ too low to learn how to speak >only says weird sounds >no friends >only hobby is to suck puddles dry >once tried sucking lake dry >puked multiple times >once all got sick from bad food >he didn't because of superior stomach from sucking puddles >one day the home gets a new manager >decides that puddlesucker cannot suck puddles anymore >puddlesucker gets very sad >one time I have the night shift >its raining >see puddlesucker stand by the window crying looking at the many delicious puddles >l open the door >puddlesucker runs outside faster than a 4chan user chasing an icecream truck >sucks on atleast 7 puddles >comes back >gives me big wet hug >mfw guy who doesn't even crack a smile when he sees his family after 2 months, gives me a hug

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Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)12:08:30 No.896014 320708.jpg 287 KB JPG >750,000 volts are totally dangerous and deadly, trust me bro @kimdaism

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Anonymous (ID: rPXtQ6Nr ) gaming story time 16 KB JPG 02/15/19(Fri)09:29:06 No.203270195 >be me >xboxfag >more of a casual gamer, just play every now and then >pretty good tho >enjoy my time, distracts me from life >enter xxx_pu55ys1ayer_xxx >f------ chad >always joins my games without me inviting him >f---- up whatever I'm doing >makes fun of me >knows I'm a virgin >lol just get laid anon >f------ chad >one day I'm playing cod just doing my thing >he joins >"lol 1v1 me bro" >f------ fine >epicgamertime.jpg >I rain hell upon him with the force of a thousand virgins >he doesn't get a single kill >feelsgood.gif >he's f------ p----- >"F------ AiMbOt" >starts cursing at me >makes fun of me >says I'll never get laid >oh that's it >the camel's back has shattered >plan devised >tell him I'm going to f--- his mom >"...dude what?" >I leave the game and start planning >l use my epic gamer skills to find out where this f----- lives >I show up to his house while he's at school >knock on the door >his mom answers the door with open arms >sweet lady, almost makes me feel bad for what I'm about to do >almost >we go into her living room and make conversation >laughing at all my jokes >I go in for the kiss >she hesitates at first but I'm persistent >manonamission >she gives in to my charm and kisses back >getting steamy >I penetrate her as soon as I hear the front door open >"mom I'm home!" >he walks in just to see me balls feel in the woman who spawned him >look of absolute horror and disgust on his face >he runs out of the house >mom's crying >I leave, my work done >mfw my brother finally stopped joining my games

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 11/28/22(Mon)21:45:22 No.71176493 >be me in elementary school >be obsessed with all things holocaust related, not even sure how it started >teacher gives us an assignment to make a presentation about something we are really passionate about >spend 2 weeks making many slides full to the brim with pictures and written information about the holocaust >day of the presentation time comes >most kids make their presentations on things like sports or games they played, went by pretty quickly >well s--- >its my turn to start sharing >start reading from notecards and showing the pictures of the dead jews >teacher stops me about 3 minutes in >"anon, you can stop now" >gets super embarrassed w >get called a retarded nazi until I eventually move schools

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