Benoit Blanc really is the most guy ever. He's a world famous detective. He's played by a British man but has a fake country accent. He dresses like a cartoon character and smokes cigars. He hates mystery games because he sucks at them. He plays video games with his friends in the bath over discord. He has a soft spot pathetic, righteous, panicky women. He makes up words on the fly. He's gay. He hates rich people. #he is the guy of all time #glass onion #knives out #glasss onion 2022 #knives out 2019 #benoit blanc #dani speaks 15,375 notes Dec 24th, 2022 ...

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glass onion was amazing and I wouldn't change anything about it. BUT I do think it would have been hilarious if there was a post credit scene with all of them getting covid, because of course miles' gun vax thing doesn't work.

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

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Benoit Blanc added a dressing gown over it because, y'know, he’s at home.

1 Benoit Blanc, absolute icon that he is, got out of the bath and put on a dress shirt and tie (and cuff links!) to do business at home, but then also added a dressing gown over it because, y'know, he's at home.

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Be Gay, Solve Crimes

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ACTUAL BENOIT BLANC DIALOGUE vs, Benoit Blanc in Tweets

Conor Smith @conorsmith ACTUAL BENOIT BLANC DIALOGUE I keep returning in my mind to the glass onion. Something that seems densely layered, mysterious and inscrutable. But in fact, the centre is in plain sight. BENOIT BLANC IN YOUR TWEETS What in tarnation!? I do declare a murder. Consarn it! Yee-haw!! 2:58 AM Jan 1, 2023

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Benoit Blanc as a Golden Retriever

Jude Atwood @JudeAtwood BENOIT BLANC AS DOGS a Knives Out Thread Benoit Blanc as a Golden Retriever ALT 7 3:36 PM Dec 31, 2022 ALT

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They Don't Know I'm a Gay Icon

NAVY BLUE ART they don't know I'm a gay icon O

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Benoit Blanc meeting shane madej and ryan bergara

ZAYNA #ANDAMOVIE @sitcomabed Benoit Blanc meeting shane madej and ryan bergara: so tell me, thah lengthy one, mistah madej does not believe in ghosts? Now I admit fo’ a moment I was perplexed with yalls duynamic since mistah bergara is, how we say, a frightened little fellow but muy gwad yall captivated me 11:30 PM · Dec 30, 2022

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Benoit Blanc talking to detective Pikachu

Blurr @oceanblurrrr Mike Migdall @ItsMigdallTime · Dec 26, 2022 . Benoit Blanc talking to detective Pikachu in knives out 3: baw gawd you are some kind of yellow rodent ... mHmmm... 2:06 PM Dec 30, 2022 :

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Benoit Blanc talking to detective Pikachu in knives out 3

Mike Migdall @ItsMigdallTime Benoit Blanc talking to detective Pikachu in knives out 3: baw gawd you are some kind of yellow rodent ... mHmmm... 11:59 AM · Dec 26, 2022

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He manifested Benoit Blanc into reality just by living his best life

> @CujiCu He manifested Benoit Blanc into reality just by living his best life Daniel Craig Daniel Craig says he goes to gay bars to avoid fights at straight venues Bond star says he dislikes the aggression of hetero spaces 1:36 PM Dec 30, 2022 i

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but they were all of them deCEIved. for ANOTHAH ring was made

Allison Epstein @rapscallison [Benoit Blanc voice] and nine to the race of men, who above all else desire- what? powah. precisely. but they were all of them deCElved. for ANOTHAH ring was made 11:50 AM Dec 30, 2022

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What if a teenage girl was mean to him online, so mean he would, order a pizza?

Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Benoit Blanc: Now I admit fo' a moment I was perplexed, nay, BEFUDDLED even, as to how I could, coax the location out of one who would commit such, heenous a crime. Until I was struck with a notion: What if a teenage girl was mean to him online, so mean he would, order a pizza? 9:59 PM Dec 29, 2022

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Benoit Blanc really is the most guy ever. He's a world famous detective. He's played by a British man but has a fake country accent. He dresses like a cartoon character and smokes cigars. He hates mystery games because he sucks at them. He plays video games with his friends in the bath over discord. He has a soft spot pathetic, righteous, panicky women. He makes up words on the fly. He's gay. He hates rich people. #he is the guy of all time #glass onion #knives out #glasss onion 2022 #knives out 2019 #benoit blanc #dani speaks 15,375 notes Dec 24th, 2022 ...

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