Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)14:24:52 No.892481856 > be lil me > wanted to play minecraft > searched up free minecraft working on google > Found a googlesite with working minecraft > Computer said it was a virus > ignored it > actually worked > happiestboyintheworld.jpg > it was version 1.5.2 > no skins or username changes > i didnt care > game started glitching out after a few days > i didnt know what to do > had an idea > deleted it and kept it in recycle bin for a few days > didn't work > ignored it > kept on playing > decide the glitches would be traps > had a great time > life was so simple then bros

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Anon is a south Asian girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 92 KB JPG : Saged >somehow strike gold >10/10 smart virgin white guy >dating my ideal type search hard enough and maybe you'll find a girl like me too 46 KB JPG 06/26/22(Sun)19:56:11 No.69189052 >be me >south asian girl (kashmiri) >only interested in intelligence >guys being smart makes me wet >too shy to actually make a move >guys i like are too shy too >use dating apps >neanderthals.png >use dating apps >neanderthals.png : Anonymous 06/26/22(Sun)20:00:02 No.69189091 >>69189052 (OP) # >>be me >south asian girl (kashmiri) >only interested in intelligence >guys being smart makes me wet >too shy to actually make a move >guys i like are too shy too >somehow strike gold >10/10 smart virgin white guy >dating my ideal type >search hard enoughh and maybe you'll find a girl like me too! 06/26/22(Sun)20:19:21 No.69189269 How many kids are you going to have?

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Anon fried his brain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 362 KB JPG 01/11/23(Wed)19:54:58 No.71791086 >say f--- it >use weed the whole month of December >go without it for a week >can't j------- or enjoy p--- anymore when will I go back to normal Anonymous >>71791086 (OP) # Never you f----- up, 01/11/23(Wed)20:07:05 No.71791216

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Anon is inducted into the hall of retards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/19(Fri)08:26:22 No.807817159 >hear that 4chan is filled with elite hackers >open browser and go to 4chan >my laptop camera scans my retinal >"permission granted" >holy mackerel these guys are elite! >I get a message on my phone from an unknown number 381 KB JPG >"put all your fingers on the trackpad" >I put my fingers on the trackpad and my fingerprints are burned off >holy f--- >mfw they initiate me into their anti-establishment hacker group >mfw we're going to flip society on their head >lol just kidding >they're just a bunch of retards

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That $400 is barely enough to pay for Anon's tendies and dewey for a week! What is he supposed to do guys??? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:55:35 No.71795647 bruh graduate college >get highest paying job I'm qualified for (23/hr) >rent cheapest apartment I can find (850/month) >have to pay on loans (1k/month) >have to buy groceries for myself (~400/month) How in thee f--- am I supposed to make it 194 KB JPG

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Anon got bullied | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 170 KB PNG 12/29/22(Thu)16:11:55 No.71606269 >be me, 14 years old >getting bullied at school >one day decide to get revenge >idea.jpeg >order an 1800s vintage french sword from ebay >spend a whole week barely being able to sleep from excitement >it finally comes >have a little fun with it, play around, cut some fruit >holyshitthisissharp.png >decide to bring it to school with me >hide it up my ass so no one sees it >third period, the bully comes to pick on me, as ussual >this time he doesnt know about the little surprise i have >gets up close to me and hits me >ENOUGH!.png >get the sword out >stainless steel 74 cm, a beautiful baby >get into the Pflug pose, and get ready >he s---- himself and starts running >almost get suspended, but it was worth it >wake up

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Anon makes mashed potatoes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 551 KB PNG such a retard Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)00:15:35 No.71795360 >out of milk for my mashed potatoes >see meme about somebody using chocolate milk and it tasting good >decide to use chocolate milk >it tastes like f------ dog s--- What a waste of potato. Why am I 01/13/23(Fri)00:18:34 No.71795385 Look, you've followed the culinary tradition of trying strange s---. Congratulation on try something new. Never try that one again.

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Anon learns how to spin a pen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/28/21 (Wed)21:26:27 No.853160931 23 KB JPG okay i haven't use this site in many months and id like to tell a greentext even if nobody reads it >be me, 7 years ago >16 year old beta who thought he was a chad, a bit taller than average, over grown hair >never had a girlfriend or friends, never even talked to someone in school >would watch a s--- ton of anime >watch hyouka (good stuff) >wants to imitate the main character spin the pen >google how to pen spin like him >learn loads of pen spins over the duration of summer >school starts, sit in the corner, do nothing but spin >betas watch me from afar >lunch break starts, betas come gather around my seat >they wanna watch and learn how to spin >teach them >they invite me out after school >cry and open upto them the coming weeks >realise i was the beta >make friends >23 now with a girlfriend, a job and hobbies >still an avid spinner >mfw an anime character and a f------ pen was the reason of my maturity you can do it fellow anons, i believe in you

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anon is a skinny guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 01/12/23(Thu)11:07:39 No.892484009 >be me >tall skinny guy >fastmetabolism.exe >have to eat copious amounts of food everyday in order to not lose more weight >be known at work as "the guy who eats a lot" >everyday at lunch my tray is like 2-3 times fuller than the rest of people >all thisass has to go somewhere >massiveshits.gif >my gigantic logs clog the only toilet on our floor every other day >sooner or later somebody's gonna connect the amounts of food with the amounts of s--- Mfw i might get in trouble for s------- at work

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primal urges | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 24588121 UP 221.4 kB PNG 2 hr. ago... >make gf take a brisk walk in the woods during 35c day. >ambush her by a grassy knoll >lift up her short skirt and take a deep long whiff of her smelly sweaty c--- >have an asthma attack due to hay allergy >gf calls ambulance and tells them i passed out sniffing her p---- >other hikers heard Should i just kill myself? 3 REPLIES 0 IMAGES REPLY 2 hr. ago Anonymous | 24588186 >>24588121 (OP) Mate you're a f------ ape. 10/10 primal return to monke.

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Anon goes to the park | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/18(Tue)07:17:29 No.2702217 >Take dog for walk at night >College campus, come to a secluded little 51 KB PNG trail/garden area >Dog starts eating a patch of grass >Get onto all fours and start eating the grass alongside him to see if it tastes good >Doesn't >Get up >There was a couple sitting on a bench about 10 feet away that I somehow hadn't seen >Leave immediately without saying a word >>2703584 # >>2704534 #

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Europeans don't eat onions? Who knew??? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous schizo posting Why are men's testosterone levels decreasing? 01/12/23(Thu)00:46:46 No.71792142 748 KB PNG >microplastics >onions >hormones in meat >preservatives are all causing us men to be weak and onions. think about it sir the average us man has lower t than most women around the world notice how european men aren affected here is why they have >no microplastics >no onions >no hormones in meat >no preservatives europeans dont conume sneed oils or onions the average europeans has a diet of grass fed red meat raw butter and locally grown food this is why they all have high t while americans dont

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anon is a mental health champion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 555 KB PNG 01/12/23(Thu)10:18:20 No.892482563 >8th grade >health class >subject today is mental health >to promote happiness or some s--- we have a piece of paper that in a minute we have people get up and go around and write nice things on each other's papers >couple of minutes go by >"everyone sit back down" >look at my paper with two things written on it >the one good friend I have in the class wrote "funny" >random girl wrote "weird" Years later and I still haven't killed myself. Am I a mental health champion?

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Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)14:24:52 No.892481856 > be lil me > wanted to play minecraft > searched up free minecraft working on google > Found a googlesite with working minecraft > Computer said it was a virus > ignored it > actually worked > happiestboyintheworld.jpg > it was version 1.5.2 > no skins or username changes > i didnt care > game started glitching out after a few days > i didnt know what to do > had an idea > deleted it and kept it in recycle bin for a few days > didn't work > ignored it > kept on playing > decide the glitches would be traps > had a great time > life was so simple then bros

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