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With this one easy trick, you can create a product or idea that panders to whatever trendy social issue that's on Twitter's hive mind with the attention span of a hamster with ADHD hopped up on 5 hour energy is obsessed with! You don't even have to contribute anything meaningful to the topic in the first place! Just slap one of these symbols on your dubiously approved product and you're good to go!

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Is your business caught in a pickle? Is your company getting sued? Is your multi-billion dollar megacorporation dealing with a disastrous scandal that would ruin your stock price if the public got wind of it?

WELL BOY, OH BOY DO I HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU!

With this one easy trick, you can create a product or idea that panders to whatever trendy social issue that's on Twitter's hive mind with the attention span of a hamster with ADHD hopped up on 5 hour energy is obsessed with! You don't even have to contribute anything meaningful to the topic in the first place! Just slap one of these symbols on your dubiously approved product and you're good to go!

Product may not work in China.

(Idea inspired by a comment made by DavidM).

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Jan 13, 2023 at 03:49PM EST in reply to SR-71 Blackbird

If you invent a term for it, that becomes a handle they can exploit. They just have to say it's a buzzphrase used only by The Enemy (alt-right, incels, gamers, the usual suspects) to disingenuously flex their -isms and -phobias. One self-fulfilling prophecy later, the word becomes unusable in serious discussions. See the fates of: 'SJW', 'virtue signaling', 'woke' etc.

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samzilla567

Jan 13, 2023 at 07:58PM EST

Blizzard has broken the glass so many times at this point.

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