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I've made a decision At this point we all know the gist, women don't want me, I'm ugly, and short etc.... Well, today we won't be talking about that, but something different, something exciting, something weird that sounds like the ramblings of a true mad man! So, women don't want me, cool, but I still desire some form of intimacy and to be able to hold someone, but what do I do? The first idea that comes to a fella's mind is an escort, but sadly I'm mortified of talking to women. So, what other solution did I have? Was I doomed to loneliness?? Well, listen everybody, cause I have come to a decision! I decided that I'll save up as much money as I can and buy myself a high quality sex doll! Now you may go "but uncle op, why can't you just buy a Fleshlight?" Well kiddo that IS a good point, but hugging a Fleshlight at night would feel awkward. Wouldn't it? While I may sound like a lunatic who escaped the grasps of batman, I'm totally sane. Think about it, I get a woman(?) That can actually stand me and like won't burn me (for my ugliness) like they did to witches in the 1600s! She will kinda be there for me, I can throw in some imagination to make her personality and so on! It's legit my final chance at some form of love, so wish me luck fellas! ↑ 1 8 Share

His Last Chance at Love


Uploaded by Rebecca Rhodes Jan 18, 2023 at 01:40AM EST

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Uploaded Jan 18, 2023 at 01:40AM EST

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