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: Anonymous 551 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)03:18:26 No.179504216 >>179503928 # >be caveman shitposting with other gruggs >carve this >hold it up to f----- grugg and say "this is your mom" >everyone laughs >30,000 years later some soientist digs it up >claims I was a chubby chaser

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Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)05:35:27 No.704084428 1740583990520471.jpg 111 KB JPG This is what games look like when they're not made by leftists

Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.

②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?

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1h 45652232 9 Replies 3 Images . JPG 13KB (255 × 218) 2 Replies . good feels thread! I'll start. >have cat >cat wanna be pet >petting makes cat happy >i'm happy thank you cat

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anon is gonna khs | /r/Greentext

: lainposter 605 KB PNG 01/22/23(Sun)13:28:43 No.893063752 >>893064297 # >only 1 message today pretty sure she's done with me. Might eat a bullet later : Anonymous >>893063752 (OP) # Me too, I hate myself. I gave her so much money. Wanna die together? 01/22/23(Sun)13:37:23 No.893064025

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Anon takes a Nighttime walk | /r/Greentext

3h (1/21 18:46) 719180535 Re - 0 Img PNG 64KB (1092 x 1037) 1479703928321.png 2 Replies >get honked at while driving >day is ruined 3h (1/21 18:54). 71918119 2 Replies >>71918053 (OP) >go for walk at night >guess i'm not walking perfectly straight because car honks at me as it passes >probably thought i was drunk and about to stumble into traffic this has happened like 3 times in a year, i must look awful 2h (1/21 20:14). 71918914 1 Reply >>71918119 stop dressing like a homeless person ●●●

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Anons dad is proud of him | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Feels GoodMan thread 192 KB PNG 07/07/18(Sat)12:51:39 No.46628877 >be me yesterday >start working at the same company as my dad >dad shows me around his lab area and i meet some of his friends >try my best to not be autistic since i dont want to embarrass my dad >think i did a pretty good job >had to get back to my part of the lab so i said by and started walking away >badge fell out of my pocket so i had to stop and pick it up once i left the room >overhear one of my dads friends say that my dad has a good son >dad says "Yea, hes grown into a fantastic man and im proud of him" I think i finally made it boys, never thought id see the day where my dad would be proud of who I was

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Anon gets woken up by thunder | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/23(Sun)01:32:47 No.71920269 Picsart_23-01-22_01-31-12-352.jpg 174 KB JPG hearing thunder while you're asleep be like >haha let me scare the s--- out of him >KABOOOOOOOOOOOM >ok bitch go back to sleep 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon's presence frightens his coworkers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.8 MB JPG 09/28/21(Tue) 20:14:46 No.65561706 >work with girl >mutual hate for each other >havent said hi to each other ever >standard greeting is a glance in each others eyes before looking away >turn away from each other in the elevator in silence >even ignore each other in the group chat >catch her looking at me from far a lot and holds my gaze for a few seconds >i would totally bone her if i had the chance so this is what sexual tension feels like

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anon goes to japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 07/25/18 (Wed)23:56:34 No.47064516 >be white >go to japan >women aren't actually throwing themselves at me f--- you guys, why did you lie?

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Anon joined the dark side. | /r/Greentext

ILOVE C--- Test Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)21:11:23 No.28170261 [Reply] First time on 4 chan. Testing how this crap works. >be me >have massive c--- >alpha sigma gigachad I'm from reddit

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anon loses his virginity for the first time | /r/Greentext

ne. pepe nen.jpg (65 KD, 640X640) ■ Anonymous (ID: XmcTKEGY) 01/21/23(Sat)12:13:23 No.16891092 ► >with group of friends >one of them happens to be a women >shes drinking chocolate milk >make a s----- joke >apparently funny enough for her to spit out chocolate milk >chocolate milk spit covers someone else head to torso >I got maybe 3 drops of chocolate milk spit on my knee cause I was sitting higher up at the right angle, evaporated in 45 seconds >got spat on by a women >got female DNA on me see you later virgins

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Where all the nude neanderthal ghosts at? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 169 KB PNG : Anonymous >>64778808 (OP) # >billions and billions of dead people >not even one tiny bit of evidence that ghosts exist : Anonymous >best we have is security cam footage of a door opening on its own LILF 07/31/21(Sat)07:37:09 No.64778808 >GHOSTS ARE NOT F------ REAL OTHERWISE WE'D HAVE SCIENTIFIC PROOF 1.23 MB GIF 07/31/21 (Sat)07:38:42 No.64778818 >>64779679 # 07/31/21 (Sat)09:47:04 No.64779657 >Ghosts don't like the wild, they feel more comfortable indoors for some reason >they can fly anywhere they want but they stay within the boundaries of the wooden walls of a house >humans have been living and dying since 200,000 BC but somehow every ghost is dressed in Victorian era clothing >not one neolithic ghost in a burlap tunic ever seen

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128,0 kB PNG >playing a single player shooter game >spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo types and never using them >only use the s-------- weapons and ammo because "I might need the good stuff later" >complete the final mission >suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever having fun with the coolest weapons in it >realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life

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: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)21:46:25 No.71918051 >eat indian curry >hour later >heart randomly starts beating fast, chest burning, skin gets cold but hot like a fever, stomach ache >take s--- hunched over on toilet in pain >stops >today >same thing happens >s--- >stops again what did they put in that bros 01/21/23(Sat)21:47:14 No.71918058 : Anonymous >>71918051 (OP) # kek, now you understand why they have to s--- in the street all the time. : Anonymous >>71918051 (OP) # Meanwhile me >Get Indian food >Get it full blast spice >Carbohydrate coma because of all the rice and naan 01/21/23(Sat)21:55:06 No.71918122 >Next morning take a nice and solid s--- >Fast. Not too hard or soft. Huge. Get f------ bodied bro

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: Anonymous 551 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)03:18:26 No.179504216 >>179503928 # >be caveman shitposting with other gruggs >carve this >hold it up to f----- grugg and say "this is your mom" >everyone laughs >30,000 years later some soientist digs it up >claims I was a chubby chaser

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