Double D's Facts Book - If you actually disagree with this, then I would really like to hear your argument.

Incorrect. I am a soulless shell without real conscious thought, a sort of "philosophical zombie" if you will. I am void of all true introspection, and all actions and statements follow a computer-like system of input and output. My most genuine conceit of relatability can only consist of superficial, observable traits and demographic categories I have categorized under (self=true). I cannot bond over shared experience or ethos because I have none.

"B-b-but he HAS to look like me because I have a massive ego, notice me corporation-sempai!"