: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)23:19:26 No.12001977 >be stationed on some crappy island at the end of the war 81 KB JPG >pamphlets signed by the general announcing the war's end, as well as letters from family, dropped into the jungle >dismiss it all as a trick >spend 30 years hiding in jungle, shooting farmers and burning crops despite no obvious signs of war because muh orders and muh emperor >a fellow Japanese comes along eventually and confirms the war indeed ended 30 years ago >still refuse to surrender >only surrender after forcing the Japanese government to locate former commanding officer and have him travel to the island and deliver surrender orders from the manlet emperor in person Was it autism?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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Anonymous | 626997332 52,3 kB JPG Il y a 26 min "HARRY DID YOU PUT THE HUFFLEPUFFS DEADNAME IN THE GOBLET OF FAIIIRRRRE", he screamed gently as he stretched his legs towards Harry. "HE, I MEAN SHE KILLED HERSELF WHEN I READ ITS REAL-I MEAN DEADNAME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR HARRY, SO I'M ONLY AWARDING YOU 50 HOUSE POINTS", Dumbledore added calmly, spittle flying from his foaming mouth.

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Anonymous Suicide is badass! 40 KB JPG 02/08/23(Wed)06:33:33 No.72145205 >want gf >you need to have other friends first >but you dont have to if you're charismatic >also need charisma to make friends ah s--- its over isn't it

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File: 1674858069293.jpg (193 KB, 1245x1098) NEWS Domino's Pizza Closes its Restaurants in Italy, Surprising No One Operations at all locations were suspended in late July. By Jelisa Castrodale Published on August 11, 2022 HO Domino's Pizza DOMINOSITALIA.IT ORDINA ONLINE CONSEGNIAMO PIZZA CALEA SEMPRE QUESTA E UNA PROMESSA PHOTO: EYESONMILAN/SHUTTERSTOCK It's probably safe to say that Italians aren't exactly mourning the loss of Domino's pizza - and there's a good chance that a lot of them didn't notice that the Michigan-based chain even existed in their country. According to Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue) 15:33:39 No.177589261 >>177589288 >>177589302 >>177589325 >>177589384>>177589401 >>177589642 >>177589960 >>177590013 >>177590015 >>177591549 >>177592966 >>177593185 >>177593231 American pizza lost

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: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>72145269 (OP) # that's gross you are gross everything about it is gross suits you perfectly : Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed)06:42:41 No.72145269 I'm 28 years old and have still never wiped my ass in my entire life. Even after taking a fat wet crap that leaves my flabby ass cheeks caked in crusty s---. I see literally no reason to clean my ass when succubi won't even look at me. 0 23 KB JPG View Thread 02/08/23(Wed)06:44:20 No.72145282 02/08/23(Wed)06:46:22 No.72145297 >mfw even wiping won't get me a hot 5'4 plump goth gf with no immediate family emotional baggage or facial piercings. Life is unfair.

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Anonymous (ID: 7bzNvKLR) [+] 45 KB JPG 02/04/23(Sat)15:04:54 No.414866654 >Took no prisoners in WW1 >Most brutal and savage allied army during WW2 >border patrol gives no f---- and will kill you if you cross over >Taliban feared the leafs more than the mutts >literally f----- up slavs in eurosuck >better trained solderers and don't kill their own >under geared compared to mutts but have better track record of completing missons on time and budget. >Had convoy protest while mutts couldn't do s--- Just face it, leafs would've shot the satellite down before it even entered the airspace. We control the radars up here. >hur you got chinks You got n------ and you kneel before them at your f------ stupidbowl, don't talk. 11 Replies / 3 Images Anonymous (ID: qPcUjTWd) [+] View Thread 02/04/23(Sat)15:06:40 No.414866882 >>414866654 (OP) # it literally passed over our airspace you dumb f------ leaf

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Anonymous 02/08/23(Wed)07:16:10 No.72145054 >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DATE HOT GUYS WHO YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO, FEMANON. YOU HAVE TO DATE UGLY FAT GUYS LIKE ME BECAUSE WE WON'T PUMP AND DUMP YOU LIKE THOSE EVIL CHADS 414 KB PNG why are 4chan moids like this? if it was a choice between dating an ugly moid or dying alone, i'd rather just die alone.

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04/28/21(Wed)21:26:27 No.85316093 okay i haven't use this site in many months and id like to tell a greentext even if nobody reads it >be me, 7 years ago 23 KB JPG >16 year old beta who thought he was a chad, a bit taller than average, over grown hair >never had a girlfriend or friends, never even talked to someone in school >would watch a s--- ton of anime >watch hyouka (good stuff) >wants to imitate the main character spin the pen >google how to pen spin like him >learn loads of pen spins over the duration of summer >school starts, sit in the corner, do nothing but spin >betas watch me from afar : Anonymous >lunch break starts, betas come gather around my seat >they wanna watch and learn how to spin >teach them >they invite me out after school >cry and open upto them the coming weeks >realise i was the beta >make friends >23 now with a girlfriend, a job and hobbies >still an avid spinner >mfw an anime character and a f------ pen was the reason of my maturity you can do it fellow anons, i believe in you

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: Anonymous Top Tier bul 446 KB PNG 02/07/23(Tue) 15:35:46 No.893986966 >be me >highschool dropout, lives with parents >be lazy p------------ who doesn't wanna get up to go to the bathroom >dislike s------- in the toilet >frequently piss in bottles >need long-term plan for when uhohstinky.jpg calls

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323 KB JPG 02/08/23 (Wed)09:14:20 No.17005711 > be me > in summer met girl at party > we were only hugging each other for like a while > she was really interested > I felt in love, went on a date with her > got ghosted > after month met her again at a party > we made out > she wrote me, I got ghosted again after week > after half year > met her again > we kissed > she didnt even reply How am I supposed to move on when I am literally her dildo. I have few similar experiences, are women just penis addicted w-----?

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Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue) 15:58:14 No.14592940 >>14592973 >>14592979 >murder the only person in Austro-Hungary who would speak for the slav autonomy and against the war >your actions cause the death of 1/4th of your countrymen >be proclaimed a national hero why are serbs so stupid?

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Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR @kimdaism 676 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 >21 >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)06:09:52 No.69936452 >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)23:19:26 No.12001977 >be stationed on some crappy island at the end of the war 81 KB JPG >pamphlets signed by the general announcing the war's end, as well as letters from family, dropped into the jungle >dismiss it all as a trick >spend 30 years hiding in jungle, shooting farmers and burning crops despite no obvious signs of war because muh orders and muh emperor >a fellow Japanese comes along eventually and confirms the war indeed ended 30 years ago >still refuse to surrender >only surrender after forcing the Japanese government to locate former commanding officer and have him travel to the island and deliver surrender orders from the manlet emperor in person Was it autism?

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