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Cold War Tourist - "Oh, look, a Soviet toaster, how interesting" - Visits dilapidated areas of ex- communist Europe, especially the former Soviet Union adided bea Gap Year Student - Probably from a rich family - Thinks the rest of Europe is "boring" and "overated" 100/ FOUND IN: Post Warsaw Pact countries, ex - Soviet Union, ex-Yugoslavia - Usually found in South-East Asia, but can also be in Europe - Is bored of the uni life, but is in too much debt to drop out (thanks Tories) Progressive Tourist - Brexit was the worst day of his life Stoner Tourist - Only there to abuse narcotics that are illegal in the UK FOUND IN: Paris, Rome, Barcelona - Thinks that Europeans are progressive; realizes they're just as racist as Brits - "I'M NOT LIKE THOSE GAMMONS, I PROMISE" FOUND IN: Countries in the EU - Dresses like a tramp despite being from a posh family in Surrey - Pretty chill tbf FOUND IN: Amsterdam Trip To Ireland - Likely has an Irish grandparent - Gets kicked out of pub for ordering an Irish Car Bomb - Ní thuigeann sé an teanga aisteach ar na comharthaí bóthair Budget Tourist - Eats a Full English breakfast and drinks Carling every day Stag Do - Finds pubs in Britain too boring for a stag do FOUND IN: Dublin, Cork, Belfast, Galway, etc - Doesn't bother learning the language - Sunburns very easily - Holidayed in Blackpool before budget airlines were invented Backpacker - Stays in hostels and makes new friends - Legs are always tired FOUND IN: Mostly Spain, especially Benidorm and Majorca - Very wholesome - Explores some of Europe's most beautiful locations FOUND IN: Mountainous countries (France, Switzerland, Austria, etc) - Pretty much Football Hooligan but more posh - Can be a nice guy but also obnoxious as f--- FOUND IN: Mostly Central - Eastern Europe (Germany, Hungary, Latvia, etc) Lone Wolf Traveller Roams around towns and villages away from tourists hotspots - Hates Football Hooligan and Stag Do for giving British people a bad name abroad FOUND IN: Anywhere that interests him, really Retired Expat Either completely integrates or acts like thier still in the UK, no in-between School Trip - Probably the best part of secondary school - Drinks foreign beers with and befriends locals - Tries learning the local language - Usually got a high pension - Voted Brexit, despite it directly affecting them FOUND IN: Southern France, Spain -Spends mum's money on tacky souvenirs and Slipknot posters - Meets locals as part of cultural exchange FOUND IN: Countires close to UK (France, Germany, Belgium) British Pub Owner - Lots of British - themed memorabilia (Union Jacks, pop-culture references, etc) - Named something generic, like "The C---", or "The Stag and Hound" - Doesn't serve local delicacies, beer is either local or imported from Britain FOUND IN: Usually Med countries (Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece) Foreign Mercenary - Fought for the Croats or Serbs in the Yugoslav Wars - Probably a Neo - Fascist Now fighting for Russia or Ukraine Pisses in the street - Put on terror watch-list back in the UK Romanophile Tourist - Wishes that Rome would civilize his bog island Sex Tourist -Idolizes Andrew Tate and RooshV FOUND IN: Anywhere there's a war on - Probably went to the place where Augustus stubbed his toe or something idk - Visited the Colosseum and the Pompeii volcano like 10 times on his trip to Italy Football Hooligan - Trashes pubs, restaurants and entire streets FOUND IN: Cities where the Roman Empire had a large presence - Should probably be put on a blacklist tbh FOUND IN: Wherever their team are playing Often bald for some reason - Targets woman around 20 years his junior - Pretends to care about local culture, really just wants a shag FOUND IN: Eastern Europe, especially Russia and Ukraine

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