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Anon is straight | /r/Greentext
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![File: huh.jpg (677 KB, 1079x1393) O Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)14:10:13 No.57488341 [Reply] ► huh?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/550/931/ebf.jpg "Huh? Huh? Huh? | /r/Greentext")
![File: dog-haircut.webm (1.71 MB, 720x720) O Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)15:47:49 No.62252518 [Reply] >>62252601 >>62252751 >first date with a female >go to a nice restaurant >waitress asks if we're ready for drinks >say yes >girl i'm with says "i want a [something weird, not even in english]" >waitress says "wow, very good choice" and scribbles something down, then looks at me >"and for you?" >feel a bead of sweat dribble down my forehead >heart is racing >i wanted a sodiepop but she'll probably think i'm an uncultured loser if i don't order something fancy as well >about to say "apple juice" but realize that is a terrible idea >blurt out "a cup of peanut butter" >breathe out a sigh of reief >girl i'm with giggles >waitress says "Okayyy then, i'll be right back" >my date busts out laughing >i say "what? i'm parched!" >she kept trying to say something but every time she let out a syllable she started laughing uncontrollably again >comes back with our drinks >waitress hands me peanut butter and a cup of water >we order our entrees >grab my cup of peanut butter and swirl the straw around in it >girl i'm with is staring at me, pretending to look away and not giggle but i can tell she's watching me and trying to hold back her laughter >put my lips up to the cup >slurp a bit of the peanut butter >let out a loud "ahhhhhhh" >wipe a bit off my lips >place my mouth back up to the cup of peanut butter >SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP, GLUG! >entire cup of peanut butter slides down my throat >chase it with some water >"mmm, that stuff is good lol" >girl is staring at me like i just told her my d--- is 10" long we ended up having sexual intercourse in the front-front position, and she told me that drinking that peanut butter turned her on](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/016/663/674.jpg "Sticky fingers | /r/Greentext")
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