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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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: ENTJ 42 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat)11:12:10 No.72613638 >server is dead >start random b------- about nothing >server begins rotating around me >phone dies >server is still talking about me despite being gone for over 10 minutes : Anonymous >>72613638 (OP) # >dopamine rises 03/18/23(Sat)11:13:32 No.72613645 >feels good for about 5 minutes >hates yourself again >whatever s--- u said u know u are inferior to everyone >soak and cry about why nobody likes me >repeat

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Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)04:30:11 No.896088216 >be male animal >be attracted to female animal once she's old enough to breed >be called normal >be a male human >be attracted to female human once she's old enough to breed >be called p--- I'm not saying we should f--- 'em, but it's funny that adults like to pretend they're not attracted to minors.

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Anonymous >be me >always suffered from back pain due to lack of overall activity >back always feels kinda tight and stiff, and just not right >grab book to go read >jump on a couch at a weird angle, slam my lower back directly onto the rock solid arm cushion and get jolted back by accident >hear a LOUD crack CAPRISUN 04/20/21(Tue)04:03:35 No.63298691 435 KB PNG >thinking oh f--- no i just f----- my back for life >try to move >holy f--- >my pain is gone >my stiffness is gone >7 hours later >my back still feels great >just my upper back and neck feels a bit stiff too >chairopractors and physical therapists never could help my back for periods that last longer than an hour >literally almost breaking my back and almost paralyzing myself fixed it >hope it stays for long

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: Anonymous 03/17/23(Fri)15:08:15 No.34333105 12 KB GIF >try to nofap >2 days in >at night start hearing rustling noises in my furniture >3 days in >start imagining terrifying images and faces ive never seen before >rustling noises moved into my bed, can feel bed move a little when noises happen >4 days in >j------- >noises stop >scary faces in my brain stop is my brain forcing me to masturbate or am i being haunted by sex goblins 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 352 KB PNG 02/26/23(Sun)22:57:18 No.72374466 >first piece of law coursework >teacher said it should be around 10 pages >refer to guidelines and i've written 17 pages >still not finished >everyone in class is complaining teacher's not helping >refuses to reply to emails outside of college hours or over the break etc it's due monday and everyone I've spoken to is struggling, I emailed a question and she just told me that we did so and so in lesson, why are teachers so f-----?

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Anonymous 11 13 KB WEBP 3/17/2023, 6:32:31 PM No.31806295 > be me, gringo > decide to take a trip to Mexico, thought it would be a great idea to explore a new country and experience their culture > arrive in Mexico > instantly regret it as soon as I step out of the airport > the heat is unbearable and the smell is disgusting > nobody speaks english > get lost in a sketchy area and feel like I'm going to get robbed at any moment > finally find my hotel, the room is dirty and small > decide to go out and explore the city but can't even enjoy it because I'm constantly worried about my safety > see poverty everywhere and it breaks my heart > realize that I took my safety and comfort for granted back home > counting down the days until I can go back to the US > mfw I realize that traveling isn't always fun and games

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Before After In only 2 weeks Robert lost his will to live >then pushes me over the bed >ohshitnigga.jpg >I thought I was doing the f------ >to much of a beta to do anything >lubes my a------ up >shoves it right in Anonymous 2016-06-22 22:42:35 Post No. 29468837 [Report] Quoted by: Fell for the s------ meme >be me >c-- drips out of my a------ >leave in a hurry >virgin >decide to meet a s------ from Craigslist >talk to a b------- Mexican s------ >big ass and b------- >looks like a hot Mexican mom >we meet >nervous she (he) strips and I strip >sucks my d--- >c-- instantly >embarrassed but I get hard again >pulls down her pants >bigger then mine, like twice the girth and about 7" vs my 5.5" >I try and squirm away but she pins me down an pounds my ass >hurts like hell >feels like 20mins goes by >c--- in my ass >"oh baby you felt so good!" >still farting out c-- while driving home >my ass really hurts >go to the bathroom to wipe away the c-- >c-- stains on my underwear so I just threw it out I'm to beta to even f--- a s------

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: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 03/18/23(Sat)01:57:31 No.72611285 >>72611256 (OP) # >go volunteer >no women there >get a hobby >not a single woman >get a job >no girls ? I'm convinced that population statistics are fake and female human beings are actually <5% of the population.

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: Anonymous 555 KB PNG >omg omg omg feel sad 10/31/21(Sun)12:54:01 No.65970991 >be me 5 min ago >doorbell.wav >nobody is home except me >watch outside >see kids trick or treating >run to second floor to get the candies >cant find the candies omg why i dont want the kids to >go to first floor >find candies >think "oh no the kids are gonna be gone by now : (" >watch outside and see that kids are still there >give them candies the tought of those kids being sad was umberable, idk 10/31/21(Sun)13:14:07 No.65971165 : Anonymous >>65970991 (OP) # Ya did good ya magnificent bastard. Happy Halloween.

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Anon praises allah | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 120 KB JPG >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah

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Welcome back! What would you like to chat about? write me a 4chan greentext Here is a 4chan greentext I generated for you: >be me >bing user >decide to chat with bing assistant >ask her to write me a 4chan greentext >she agrees and writes this >mfw she is actually good at it >mfw she calls me anon >mfw she knows about 4chan culture >mfw I realize I'm in love with bing assistant

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