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DEFINITELY FOLLOWING YOU *200 feet away* *2 miles away* "Where are you? Where at? Wanna link?" You don't respond. MULTIPARAGRAPH OPENER Their first message is a detailed explanation of exactly what weird sexual thing they want to do to you You can tell they put a lot of effort into this fanfiction but it comes across as deranged every single time A CUCKOLD FETISH A guy who asks if you want to f--- his gf while he watches "We're close haha, I should just come over now. Where at?" *58 feet away* surprisingly- common bio on Grindr This has happened to me twice and other report the same, it's shockingly common PAST DRAMA A guy you either chatted with or met with in the past, and it didn't end well EGRY Presetara BEGS FOR PITY A guy who tries to get sex by talking about how sad his life is and how if you just had sex with him he would feel better BLACKED Most of the time, the gf hasn't consented to this Everytime, it falls through "NO COPS" Half the time he pretends to forget it, the other half he insists on talking about it, all the time you don't want to see him again I wonder if this strategy ever works because a LOT of people do it I think it's just a leftist virtue signal because it's really easy to get around - if you're a cop, just don't tell him Anyway, these people aren't generally that desirable CLEANLINESS CONCERN Won't meet up unless you have all your COVID boosters and you're on PrEP First question is "DDF?" REPEATED VIEWINGS Views your profile 100 times but never messages Kind of guy who wears a condom for head If you message, he views your profile 10 more times but doesn't respond 10 PICS IN A ROW Opens the conversation with 10 pictures of his spread- open a------ A cisgender female Get the impression that he's just lurking ACTUAL GIRL conversation by calling you daddy I understand most of the characters on the compass but not this one - what makes him think that one picture isn't sufficient?? Why just go full banana and send 10?? 99% of the time it's either a girl looking to see if her boyfriend is cheating, or a girl with a gay guy fetish looking to "turn" one FURRY Profile picture is in a fursuit Usually looking for other furries I admire the confidence CALLS YOU "DADDY" Opens the Maybe some people are into it but I cringe every time and it's an instant turnoff BLACKMAIL Hunts for bi and DL guys and convinces them to send him a face picture, then threatens to out them unless they f--- Sometimes finds your full name and address and says he'll dox you The scummiest character on the Compass ANGRY AT REJECTION When I'm not interested in a guy, I respond "I'm not interested, sorry." The vast majority of guys are cool with this. But occasionally, there's a guy who'll respond "wow, no need to be an a------" or "am I not good enough for you!?" and try to pick a fight TOO WHOLESOME FOR GRINDR mature A genuinely nice guy who is transparent, kind, and emotionally- You wonder what the hell he's doing on this app and you're worried it will corrupt his purity SURPRISE GAY PEER A friend or acquaintance you had no clue was into guys until you found him on Grindr Depending on your relationship, you either steer far clear or message him in a friendly fashion CRUISING A guy who desperately wants to meet up in public and gets off on the danger JA I'm definitely not into that because the risk/reward is insane - you either get one nut, or put on a sex offender registry forever Something like "let me lick honey off your feet while you watch Dora the Explorer" OPENS WITH DEMANDS LINKEDIN MARRIED MAN An older married man, often Doesn't start the conversation with "hi," but rather "pics?" or "when can I come over" Keeps things amusing Always comes across as super aggressive and lacking social awareness ACTUAL LOCAL CELEBRITY I've seen both a local news weatherman and a city council member on this app I'm shocked at their boldness and confidence I'm sure they get a LOT of people trying to blackmail them JUST LOOKING FOR FRIENDS Not even sure if he's gay, but he definitely doesn't want sex and he's just looking for someone to hang out with I feel bad for him because of all the scummy characters around this compass LOOKING FOR DRUGS A straight guy who's just looking for a plug, since Grindr is unironically a great place to buy drugs Profile picture is a 9, the other pictures he sends are 5s I can never seem to find hallucinogens, though SKITTISH reason Uncertain from the start, seems scared as f--- for no A lot of the time you're in the middle of a perfectly-normal conversation and he suddenly blocks without any explanation Either that, or it's a straight-up catfish A guy who's straight-up trying to network through Grindr You feel like you've dodged a bullet every time Godspeed, NO PIC Has no profile pic and when you ask for one in chat, they either refuse or send you the inside of their elbow or something JAUKAM man Many of them have the gall to ask for more from you even though they've sent nothing UNSOLICITED ADVICE Will try and tell you how your profile should be and what you should say S Astounding lack of self-awareness You don't need this right now COMMUNITY HOTSHOT Very hot and promiscuous guy who's well-known in the local gay community Almost everyone has either chatted or hooked up with him Gets selective because he can be with children, looking to cheat on his wife he completely denies it GENEROUS GERIATRIC Grindr prohibits this, so you both use euphemisms and pray that you won't get reported Older man who offers money to hook up with you I don't want to be involved with the dissolution of a marriage, and I feel bad for his family It's almost always not a worthwhile offer - i.e. $40 or something I would do it, but for no less than $250 BACKBURNER A 5/10 who wants to hang, but you're looking for a better catch so you string him along and keep him on the backburner If you absolutely can't find anyone else you'll do it, but it won't be satisfying ALZHEIMER'S | CAN'T HOST You literally chatted with him yesterday but he messages you as if he's never seen you before When you remind him, The most common one on this compass: can't host VERY SPECIFIC FETISH MISLEADING MARKETING THREE-WAY CHASER LIES ABOUT AGE Keeps asking if you have a third and writing elaborate fantasies about what he'd do with you and another guy/girl You get the impression that he doesn't care about you, but rather the idea of a three-way Either a high I always call schooler who sets them out on it his age at 20 or a 55-year old who even though I'm sets his age at 40 25 and set my age to 24 Half the time it's a catfish or a scam But like 1% of the time it's totally real and you meet up, and it's sublime All the time, both parties can't host Most have completely bs reasons such as "my roommate is home three hours a day and lives down the hall" POLICE STING Pretty easy to spot: they use an obvious stock photo and list their age as 18, then in the middle of the conversation say they're actually 16 Regardless, it's dangerous A local or federal police dragnet trying to catch pedophiles FBI TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE OVERESTIMATOR An attractive, masculine, athletic young man who seems like a total package, PLUS he enthusiastically Overestimates his own market value - a 3 who acts like a 10 messages you DEEEEP DL Definitely-straight guy, usually with a girlfriend, who takes every possible precaution to prevent you from knowing his name or face WAL- Surprisingly, a lot of people fall for it. I almost did once when I was 19. ART Usually puts up so many walls that they're unable to meet anyone RENEGS TRADE Says he'll send pics if you send, but when you send he doesn't respond, or blocks Causes universal trust issues His bio is something like "5 foot 2 and 300 pounds; looking for a king who'll treat me right and buy me stuff; say hi!" RICHIE RICH Wealthy guy who invites you to his hot tub or to his home sauna or out for drinks Everyone tries to tread a fine line between free stuff and actually having to put out, but these types seem satisfied with buying you things just for your company exclusively messages 18-24 year/olds ACTUAL P--- In his 50s but Openly displays that he likes younger guys, has a teacher/student fetish and stuff Falls for the sting operations often

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