Wrestlemania WRESTLEMANIA TURPI SUNGAPOR ROMAN REIGNS CODY RHODES and 1.01 MB JPG >Be me > Have terminal bone marrow cancer > expected to live out by the summer > have had a great life desu > have had friends who really cared about me > have parents who love me with everything they have > but still feels like Im missing something > always been a wrestling fan > never been to a wrestlemania event in my life > sad because the reality of it is that I will never live to see one > my mom and dad sees that something is bothering me > tells them about my last wish before I leave this earth > feel sad but also feel more relived to talk about it > a few days later > my parents surprise me with tickets > f--- yeah Im traveling to wrestlemania > I hug my parents and tell them that I love them > that moment when Im traveling to California with my parents to see Cody Rhodes beat up Roman reigns I love my parents, I might not have long left but this really makes my life feel complete. Might not be much for you guys but this mean a lot to me. Take better care of your parents. They are really the best.

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Anonymous 129 KB PNG 03/30/23(Thu)13:47:40 No.72763618 > Its 2021 > recently been sick for a few weeks > while I have stayed at home I have been watching mafia movies > you know, Scarface, goodfellas, the godfather etc > at this time I have a identity problem, dont really know what defines me > come up with the idea to act like a Italian mobster > this fits perfectly where Im half Italian and half American > I go to Etsy and buys a pinky ring > go to the local mall and buys some leather loafers and a pinstripe dress pants > its school and Im back after a couple of weeks > new me > I enter the classroom with my pinstripe pants and new leather shoes. Also rocking the pinky ring > even made some pasta in my lunchbox > I take a seat and look at my best friend > I say in a Italian accent > HOW YA DoiN FranKiE, anYonE BOthering you come to mE > the Class burst into laugh > i Get humiliated > I go home and stays home for a few days > atleast the pasta was good

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Anonymous Welp. b TM Blu-ray Disc 44 KB PNG 03/30/23(Thu)08:02:38 No.72761690 >be me >buy hard to find out of print blu ray on ebay >paid $75, blu ray was basically new, might have been played once >it get re-released a few days later >now retails new for $30 >they got me again

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: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)19:09:37 No.882224105 apps.58523.13744479854832406.0affa1b0-655f-49af-ab66- 9c9ccd71090c.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me >Sick day, missed work >Decide to play some halo >Still early morning >Guy starts pounding on my window violently, scaring the s--- out of me >Turns out it's my brother who just got out of jail for selling drugs >I invite him in and he's laughing his ass off >Sees that I'm playing halo, asks to join Just like old times.. today was good

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Anonymous What a expensive mistake 150 KB PNG 03/30/23(Thu)10:28:49 No.72762541 > be me > 18 years old > finally got my first paycheck > feels good > want to treat my girlfriend at the time > suggest that we go to a fine restaurant > we arrive and the place is nice > white marble everywhere > we sit down and takes a look at the menu > water cost 7 dollars > what > a bottle of coke is 9 dollars > this place is expensive as f--- > to embarrassed to change place since we have already seated down > we order some pasta with shrimp > tastes heavenly > overall a nice date with one of the best food I have ever tasted > time to get the bill > the bill is on 190 dollars > after I payed my bills I have 210 dollars left > I pay while I shred a tear > that moment when I had the best dining experience because I wanted to impress my gf but now I have 20 dollars > 20 days until my next paycheck > dont have gas in car so have to refill on my way home > my face when I am a dumb f---

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1h (3/29 15:28) 72757976 12 Re. 0 Img JPG 227KB (1423 × 1080) 1654610179850659.jpg 4 Replies O WL >rich people can exploit you because they got luckier circumstances uh huh >black people commit disproportionate crime because they were brought up in unfortunate circumstances uh huh >some men can't get laid cause they got put into negative feedback loops from their circumstances JUST SELF IMPROO00000000OVE YOU HATE WOMENNNNN ITS YOUR FAULT 1h (3/29 15:32). 72758021 >>72757976 (OP) I accidentally f----- my ownass, send help anon

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Wrestlemania WRESTLEMANIA TURPI SUNGAPOR ROMAN REIGNS CODY RHODES and 1.01 MB JPG >Be me > Have terminal bone marrow cancer > expected to live out by the summer > have had a great life desu > have had friends who really cared about me > have parents who love me with everything they have > but still feels like Im missing something > always been a wrestling fan > never been to a wrestlemania event in my life > sad because the reality of it is that I will never live to see one > my mom and dad sees that something is bothering me > tells them about my last wish before I leave this earth > feel sad but also feel more relived to talk about it > a few days later > my parents surprise me with tickets > f--- yeah Im traveling to wrestlemania > I hug my parents and tell them that I love them > that moment when Im traveling to California with my parents to see Cody Rhodes beat up Roman reigns I love my parents, I might not have long left but this really makes my life feel complete. Might not be much for you guys but this mean a lot to me. Take better care of your parents. They are really the best.

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