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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

LIBERTE EGALITE FRATERNITE FRATERNITE EGALITE LIBERTE

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Only the hyper intelligent & empathetic progressives of Reddit get to decide what decisions children are mature enough to make | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

yoxd Puberty blockers for minors is life saving healthcare. We have to let these kids decide for themselves how they want to live their lives! Nooo I get to pick and choose which life altering decisions children are mature enough to make! Hmm... So if a child decides for themselves that they want to have sex with adults you're good with that? Tras

How women deal with breakups 4x4 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

MISANDRY ACTIVISM Swears off men, speaks in absolutes such as "all men are the same" and "men are s---" Oftentimes this is the beginning of her gay experimentation stage ART A creative outlet for the anger and sadness, some of the best art in history has been produced from grief Unfortunately, most of the time in the modern day it ends up being something basic like a line on a blank canvas, accompanied by eight paragraphs of explanation on what it means to her Would not have included this one if it wasn't so common DILDO Pour themselves into some political or social cause to help distract from the breakup Seriously, about a third of the girls I know who've been through breakups have their friends take them out to a sex shop as if it's some casual social outing and buy them a dildo Why!? HUMAN WEIGHT FLUCTUATION ROM-COMS She doesn't feel she needs to keep a figure to impress him anymore, so she lets it go Honestly sorta a relief, she gets to be her true self "No, I swear, I ACTUALLY care about this one" The cause becomes her new boyfriend BLOGGING/ JOURNALING I don't know why this one is so common among women and not men, I think it comes from Gossip Girl and Sex and the City Anyway, she starts an online diary and pours her emotions into it to keep all three of her subscribers satisfied Alone or with friends, she watches s----- romantic comedies from the 2000s Oftentimes accompanied by wine and crying "Why can't my life be like that1!?" REBOUND Hops on tinder and gets with a hot guy as part of the emotional recovery She can do it whenever she wants, so it's the easiest of the coping mechanisms ENTERTAINING GUESTS Becomes matronly and gets into cooking and organizing Her social life thus improves greatly as a result of the breakup MAKEOVER I know so many women who've gone through breakups and dyed their hair or gotten a piercing or tattoo Either in an effort to reinvent themselves or attract the next mark TRAVEL I know several women who've booked an impulse trip right after a breakup JAG It's a result of suddenly having time, suddenly having more money, and wanting to get f----- by Mediterranean guys GOSSIP Everyone seeks friends as a source of comfort after a breakup In the case of women, they link up with friends over wine and gossip about exes EXERCISE Now that she has more time, she hits the weights and track Is being ogled at by horny men, doesn't let it get to her, completely focused on self- improvement MOVING/NEW CAREER I know a lot of women who've started a new career after a breakup The rationale most often goes that her partner wanted her to be a certain person and now she has the freedom to be what she wants RETAIL SHOPPING Retail spending among single women is wild Nonstop revolving door of purses; jewelry; dresses; and various other items After a breakup it's either used as a cope or a means to make oneself attractive to a future partner ONLYFANS IMO the most productive way to get over a breakup: monetize yourself If I was a girl, this is what I would do He could get it for free, but the rest of the world will have to pay

how does it affect you personally, authbros? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Left Libertarian Left the arian "But how does this affect you PERSONALLY??" Right Libertarian Right

I made Polish version of u/msalaar_'s meme. I hope everyone gets offended :) | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

EVERY ELECTION GOT THE Out of touch senile white guy Incompetency personalified Out of touch senile white guy Right The meme candidate m Satan Incarnate The only moderate running How the f--- is The guy no this guy still one likes but alive keeps running H-------- I think i accidentally Moved to Poland

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APPARENTLY... "Trans women are men trying to get in women's bathrooms!" "Being trans is a mental illness!" MENTALLY ILL MEN CAN'T PRETEND TO BE WOMEN TO ENTER WOMEN'S BATHROOMS JAKE CLARK TUMBLR

Constantinople or bust, boys | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Knowledge of the Crusades>> E The Crusades were the most shameful episode in human history, religion bad. The Crusades were the most shameful episode in human history, religion bad The Crusades were a mistake The Crusades were honestly Justified on the whole. with a few exceptions. Economic- Right The Crusades were the most shameful episode in human history, religion bad Opinion of the Crusades>>

Hypocrites, In American Politics? Why, I Never! | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Why Does (Insert Red State) Have Child Marriages? Republican Pedophiles Child marriage is still legal in California and only requires the consent of one parent through a court order. In Alabama minors under 16 years of age cannot marry. Children between the ages of 16 and 18 (age of majority) may marry with the consent of their parents or guardians. That's (D)ifferent

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How men deal with breakups 5x4 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

OBSESSIONS GASLIGHTING VIOLENT THOUGHTS Ideas of physically Several of my peers who go through rough breakups harming his express passive ex or others thoughts of physically harming their ex or other people Latching onto something and refusing to let go If you're lucky it's a constructive hobby, but most of the time it's something mundane like cleaning, organizing, or trying to figure out why it happened THERAPY Many men, including myself, don't have the strength to turn in this direction because of its association with weakness Probably the most constructive way to disarm the pain of a breakup and move forward, though PET/PLANT Taking care of Has worked something else to gain purpose in life for a lot of my friends, has made them genuinely more positive people Either so depressed that he forgets to eat, or uses eating as a means to cope Many my bros have gained a lot of weight during the breakup process The worst possible reaction to a breakup, a complete withdrawal from society and emotional self-destruction Takes revenge on his ex by manipulation; doing s--- such as refusing to answer texts and calls and putting her email address on spam lists And because of the stigma against showing emotion, men often do this in privacy PHILOSOPHY Most often Starts reading aggressively to gain advice from Stoicism, but the past and great could also be thinkers on where the teachings of to go next A way of processing anger in an unhealthy way Nietzsche; Jung; or Kant Sometimes it gets darker than that... MUSIC Sits in bed and listens to sad songs to wallow in self-misery At best it's casual cutting or burning, at worst it's suicidal action Part of the early stage of breakup grieving, we've all done it I even have a playlist for it My best friend, who inspired me to make this contest, has become an alcoholic since his breakup, and it's tough to watch his slide backward like this Unfortunately, it happens sometimes; a lot of murders and school shootings are a result of romantic spite A passive form of this is becoming reckless with one's safety, such as speeding, not looking before crossing a street, and EXERCISE The single most common way guys get over breakups: hitting the gym A good way to channel anger and sadness into something productive and endorphin- giving seeking out violence These people are sources of advice and comfort Also a good way to distract EATING DISORDER SELF-MEDICATION DATING APPS RETAIL SHOPPING Buying Drugs or alcohol, it helps block out the pain things to stifle the pain Having to recreate accounts left dormant for months or years Finds that it's pretty much a game and it's hard to start new conversations with complete strangers FRIENDS + FAMILY MORE WORK Spending more time with those close to him It's all just a s----- RELIGION game, huh? Swears off sexual relationships and rediscovers his relationship with God I've known people who get addicted after breakups In extreme cases, becomes a priest or monk TOXIC ROLE MODELS S--- like getting involved with Andrew Tate, inceldom, and the "alpha" mindset CAT M Luckily this isn't as common as it was five years ago, but Reddit likes to pretend every guy who goes through a breakup goes this route MELTDOWN SELF-HARM VIDEO GAMES PROMISCUITY "At least I can f--- whoever I An unhealthy, mind- numbing cope that's not as bad as drugs but worse than exercise want," so becomes a fuckmonster Stays at work for longer hours or picks up more shifts because it's depressing to go home alone My friend (who inspired this compass) is now going in on Saturdays and Sundays and sometimes sleeping in the breakroom because he doesn't want to return to an empty bed This one is more common with women but I've seen men make some huge purchases after breakups Mostly due to the sudden influx of disposable income If he has rizz he picks up women from bars every weekend; if he doesn't it's prostitutes and sex dolls

Famous people/celebrities I've met, or have otherwise been within 50 feet of 6x4 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

BILL NYE Came to my university to speak about science, gave an entertaining lecture but came off as a little senile I feel like he's just sorta coasting on his 90s reputation at this point, this was a "don't meet your heroes" moment for me because he's significantly older and grayer and less coherent now I'm from Cleveland and went to several games while he was playing with the Cavs After one game he and his entourage walked past Jesus Christ he's tall concerts The whole venue always reeks of weed National Security advisor under Obama, came to my university to speak During one concert I was standing beside the stage and some of his sweat fell on me Howard Hamlin on "Better Call Saul," came into my workplace last week LEBRON JAMES RUSS MITCHELL In high school my journalism class went on a field trip to the local CBS affiliate studios and I got to meet him Got to ask her a question during Q&A, she was clearly a very intelligent woman Why doesn't she run for office? Would vote for her Former CBS anchor, famous for breaking the news of 9/11 Was with his family so didn't approach him, but we exchanged a nod He's much, much taller in person and his voice truly booms Overall he was nice though, seemed to take genuine interest in me SUSAN RICE RICE PETE BUTTIEGEG AINSLEY EARNHARDT Came to my university for a campaign event; handed out donuts. I got one. Fox News anchor, interviewed me during the Ukraine thing He follows me on Twitter now HILLARY CLINTON | BEN SHAPIRO Came to my university for a campaign event Really short in person and gave a crappy, canned speech that came across as 0% genuine He was high as a kite and seemed not to know where he was Was in the mob rushing to shake her hand but didn't quite make it to the ont I was sitting in the second row and he asked me a question, then made a joke about me JOE BIDEN Gave a campaign speech at my university I'm not mad Was the most august public speaker I've ever seen, truly a monumental presence Got to shake his hand and take a photo with him, I was quivering with happiness PATRICK FABIAN MAX LEVCHIN MATT TAIBBI Founder of PayPal and a few other startups, came to speak at an event I was attending Was wearing a mask and sunglasses and seemed not to like the public too much, it was a photo op for him. Got to shake his hand and speak with him for about five seconds Not super extroverted, he seemed uncomfortable throughout the event RJ MITTE Walt Jr. on Breaking Bad, came to my university to give a motivational speech Came across as really fake and conceited, gave a canned speech then peaced out Waste of two hours Came to my university to give a speech It was almost impossible to get in due to the crowd of counterprotestors Anyway before all this, he made a surprise visit to the nearby law school and I got to meet him Shapiro was sharp and clever, and we made eye contact once Gave off an awful, sleazy vibe, I wouldn't trust him with a dollar Later the university apologized for inviting him, just because so many students said they were mentally hurt by it GLENN BECK Interviewed Consistently tried me during to steer the my Ukraine conversation to the experience political right and get me to say things I didn't believe WIZ KHALIFA |PETE DAVIDSON MICHAEL AVENATTI BENJAMIN RICH Stormy Daniels' Famous rapper, have Came to my university to do been to a few of his stand-up lawyer, was a DNC darling until his eventual arrest and disgrace Total airhead, seemed like she didn't give a s--- at all, distorted aspects of my responses perhaps deliberately, overall dishonest and snaky Interviewed me in 2021 Had a rather forceful, type A presence, I couldn't really get a word in edgewise Was consistently full of ideas MILO YIANNOUPOLIS Far-right provocateur, came to my university to speak before he went ne Creator and host of "Bald and Bankrupt," the best travel vlog on YouTube with 4 million subscribers Got the chance to speak with him for about a minute afterward, he told me not to let feminists ruin my life Inspired me to learn Russian and go to Ukraine Then when I was there, I met him by complete coincidence. Got to interview him, I was so f------ starstruck.

Our Modern Gods (And Yes Before Someone Says It This Also Applies Just As Well To Nazism It's Just Less Ironic Because He Wasn't So Anti-Religion) | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

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Love astrology so has star Left stalin selfie SOS Need food plz Can we have more flag plz? (can't draw face) Authoritarian No clue what this flag means Gender Studies Skill no important invents beauty bullet hole because freedom No tred on snek Libertarian Right

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