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How the deed was done
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2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine - How the deed was done
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![28/3/2022 O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)21:05:56 No.56442024 ► File: pagliachkov.png (222 KB, 438x354) Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:35:14 No.56438309 ► >>56438341 File: clown.jpg (123 KB, 900x624) >>56438276 (OP) As if this hasn't been one big CLOWN SHOW until now! >>56438309 *HONK HONK* Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:40:27 No.56438341 ► Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)23:18:48 No.56443086 ► File: Buhanka ded.jpg (254 KB, 1280x744) O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:46:20 No.56438371 File: maxresdefault.jpg (157 KB, 1280x720) RUSSIAN CLOWN CAR O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:48:18 No.56438380 ► >>56438876 >>56438276 (OP) >*sounds of faint circus music and intermittent machine gun fire in the distance* war is hell bros >get in losers, we're going to Bahkmut >honk O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:52:08 No.56438400 ► >>56438276 (OP) THE HONKING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES >>56438452 >Heard joke once: Soldier goes to Putin. Says he's depressed. Says war seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in his trench where what lies ahead is dead comrades and T-90 turrets. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliachkov is in front tonight. Go and see him tovarish. That should pick you up.' Soldier bursts into tears. Says, 'But Putin...I am Pagliachkov.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. KILL MIMES O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:33:23 No.56438298 >>56438484 >>56440776 >>56442607 File: 1664904363259435.png (762 KB, 1001x1001) >>56438465 >The one in front gets the horn >The one behind gets the shoes Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)13:03:34 No.56438465 ► >>56438478 >>56442048 >>56442275 >>56442407 >>56443349 >>56445748 >>56438415 The Clown in front honks! when the clown in front slips, the clown behind picks up the horn and honks! O Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)00:01:41 No.56443504 ► >>56443736 We have lived long enough to see SS13 become a reality. □ Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)14:41:45 No.56439005 ► >>56438335 >>56438335 O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)13:05:44 No.56438478 ► HAVE NO SIDES AND I MUST KEK O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)13:04:51 No.56438473 ► >>56439709 >>56447084 File: 1469461556020.png (619 KB, 613x522) Defence Intelligence INTELLIGENCE UPDATE On 14 December 2022, the Russian Ministry of Defence announced the establishment of two 'front line creative brigades' tasked with raising the morale of troops deployed on the 'special military operation'. Russian media reports that the ranks will include opera singers, actors and circus performers. This follows a recent campaign by the Russian MoD to encourage the public to donate musical instruments to deployed soldiers. O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)23:14:59 No.56443055 ► >>56443086 >>56443477 Military music and organised entertainment for deployed troops have a long history in many militaries but in Russia they are strongly intertwined with the Soviet-era concept of ideological political education. >When clowns are sent to the front, the theater becomes a circus >Confucius or Sun-Tzu or whatever Fragile morale almost certainly continues to be a significant vulnerability across much of the Russian force. However, soldiers' concerns primarily focus on very high casualty rates, poor leadership, pay problems, lack of equipment and ammunition, and lack of clarity about the war's objectives. The creative brigades' efforts are unlikely to substantively alleviate these concerns. >>56438276 (OP) The sardonic notes of understatement in each and every one of these updates always makes me smile. You can tell with 100% certainty that whoever is writing these things really enjoys their job >>56438377 They hate their own soldiers. It's the only explanation. They're literally sending clowns and opera singers to perform. Imagine it. Your name is Vladimir, you're 18 years old. You joined because your boyfriend think the uniform looks sexy and it's either that or unemployment and alcoholism. You haven't eaten anything but stale bread, cosmoline and c-- for 3 months. You're wet and cold, you lost 2 fingers to frostbite. Your gun jams everytime you pull the trigger and you have 1 mag with 13 bullets. You got send on minesweeping yesterday with a dowsing rod from 1789 and your own squad tried to shoot you when you returned. You hate this miserable existence. You'd desert if it wouldn't get your mum r---- and killed by the FSB voulenteer enthusiasts recreational r--- brigade. You got aids last week -From donning a helmet still smattered by the previous owners blood, gray matter and skull shards- "NEWS FROM THE FRONT!" you hear... You perk up. Food? Relief? Any mail from home with news on when this s---- how might end? "Clowns will perform tonight comrades! They have whitewash and comically large shoes! They will honk. You will like it! You will clap when instructed to do so! You will laugh when instructed to do so! The Clowns will perform untill morale improves!" I would just shoot my officer and myself if I were in that situation. And the Clowns. Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)19:26:41 No.56441120 ► >getting r---- in a cold wet trench by a clown as a bad rendition of your national anthem is played by a conscript with a recorder O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)23:48:40 No.56443368 ► File: 1670556159684437.jpg (66 KB, 751x1024) . >>56438680 >1 car gets hit >800 clowns perish in 1 burning clown car https://youtu.be/IdzahA11YDo [Embed] I f------ hope so Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)00:29:39 No.56443736 ► >>56443783 >>56438415 No amount of training can ever prepare one for the honking sounds a burning clown makes as it dies. Defence Intelligence INTELLIGENCE UPDATE □ Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)00:52:14 No.56443956 ► >>56444691 >>56446281 >>56443055 It aint a real UAZ Buhanka experience if it doesnt have 11 burning clowns coming running down aimlessly from it's fiery remains. Russian media reports deployed soldiers. by >>56443783 Я действительно русский и служил срочку в пехоте меньше пяти лет назад. in Russia they Fragile C ● O Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon)05:06:16 No.56446177 ► >>56439819 Submitting your own men to clown shows is a war crime. The only way the brass could have s--- more forcefully on their troops would be to send mimes. Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)23:59:03 No.56443477 ai the Russian Ministry of Defence tasked with r----- the morale of troops deployed ra pe SI Defence Intelligence organised soldiers' concerns soldiers. but in Russia they are. Pain un a UPDATE ON UKRAINE 18 December 2022 INTELLIGENCE UPDATE On 14 December 2022, the Russian Ministry of Defence announced † brigades' ra Russian media reports that de s be focus on and lack of n у Russian organised for deployed troops have a long history wh i ne 9 >>56443504 russian here. When I served as conscript, the voluntary entertainment you so aptly described ("You will clap when instructed to do so! You will laugh when instructed to do so!") was THE WORST part of it. We were forced to watch movies, and then an experienced officer would pause it and explain the moral lesson from it, with his every second word being an expletive. Frostbite, hunger and lack of sleep were easier to tolerate for me than a 40 year old captain with his brain completely petrified during his service explaining "The Joker" to me. Also Vladimir's story would be much worse in real life, and I will elaborate if you want to. Though. On second though. I'm sure the troops would appreciate a slapstick routine by 2 silly clowns and the 1 stern white clown where they pantomime getting a drone grenade dropped on them. Complete with hilarious hot-potatoing the grenade back and forth before dropping it down their overlarge suspended waistband, rolling down one comically floppy trumpet pants leg and rolling over under the chair of the stern white clown who's trying to enjoy the finer and more sophisticated things in life (brewing up a spoonful of krokodil) What a laugh that must be. A sure-fire way to bolster the Esprit de corps. Now if only the Russian language had a word for true-fire. Elaborating: 18 y. o. Vladimir is certainly a conscript, and like most conscripts, almost certainly comes from an impoverished background. His service conditions are atrocious, he's always hungry, freezing or tired. But then a sweet old officer gathers Vladimir's pota (i don't know the translation, a formation of 100 people) in a big room and starts вешaть лапшy (pouring sweet lies into their ears) about how great it is to be a kontraktnik (signing as professional soldier). You will no longer be hungry! You will be able to visit your family! You will have a salary of 50000 rubles and 30000 more for physical excellency and 20000 more as bonus, and you'll not die from alcoholism in your home village, but be an upstanding member of society... Vladimir is essentially seduced into joining, because he's a young dumb fool who doesn't know better, and he signs a contract right on the spot for 5 years. And then hell begins, because a kontrakt soldier's life is only marginally better than one of a conscript, but now he's enslaved for 5 years, not for 1 year. Other more experienced kontraktniks will s--- on him for not yet having completed his mandatory service, and will not consider him an equal. Vladimir doesn't yet know the worst parts of military service, because he was made sign his contract in the very beginning of his service. He will be forced to do all the unpleasant work, and be paid like 20000 per month, with deductions for arbitrary reasons. And no, he can't leave to see his relatives. And no, the uniform is not even sexy. And this is in peacetime. pe Р i O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:36:25 No.56438318 >>56438362 >>56438415 >>56438484 >>56438870 >>56446915 File: 099AEAC9-67B3-4A6D-AA89-8(...).gif (613 KB, 245x245) e d Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:33:33 No.56438300 ► >>56438276 (OP) >pay problems how can this be? Russia is wealthy beyond imagination and one rubble buys you every single euro in circulation!? UPDATE ON UKRAINE 18 December 2022 ra P e O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:37:57 No.56438328 ► >>56438484 >>56438276 (OP) Who knew Blackadder was among the most realistic takes on modern warfare. musical instruments to t O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:38:44 No.56438335 ► >>56438484 >>56439005 File: 1643882382613.jpg (167 KB, 759x769) S Fragile s to be a significant vulnerability across much of the Russian force. However, soldiers' concerns primarily focus on very high ra P e ammunition, and C u m education Russia pay >sending clowns to the front >so desperate they're forcing performers and artists into the meat grinder >this is their excuse as to why >/pol/ continues to say they're winning >>56438276 (OP) >Sending more clowns to the front >Now theres a complete circus there the memes write themselves at this point UPDATE ON UKRAINE 18 December 2022 two 'front the 'special military operation'. circus performers. follow deployed troops have a long history in many militaries Soviet-era co p e O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:50:51 No.56438393 ► >>56438423 >>56438484 File: 4.png (32 KB, 128x128) >>56438276 (OP) >be mobik >get given rusty AK that wont fire and no protective equipment >food is bad enough that the company grandpa from soviet breadlines says that he ate better at the time >hear that there will be supply soon, morale improves a bit >finally supply arrives >it's bunch of broken s----- balalaikas and nothing else >ukies drop granade from drone on it anyway such is the life of russian mobik O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:56:07 No.56438423 ► >>56438433 File: zc4rwm1lz5r81.png (3.07 MB, 960x1280) >>56438393 >life is hell >command brings the local circus to entertain the battalion >everyone has to line up and watch this shitshow >the congregated mass of mobniks, balalaikas and clowns get HIMARS'ed while a drone films it all O Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)06:19:35 No.56446683 ► >>56446863 File: web_andy_kocher_mdb_0328.jpg (530 KB, 787x787) >>56438415 hear me out, clown calvary 0 Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)06:48:25 No.56446863 ► >>56446683 Don't forget cav clowns with gnome heads. Between clowns and gnomes, you'll drive most infantry off the field of battle without having fired a shot. Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)08:53:10 No.56447471 ► >>56447713 >>56438276 (OP) >deploy the opera singers The gloves have finally come off. Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)22:25:24 No.56442645 ► File: honkfrog.png (221 KB, 680x680) >>56438415 Name 1 (one) better way for clowns to raise morale than by charging trenches. >>56443055 >You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the honking of the clowns. And you think if you save poor Ukraine, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if Ukraine lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful honking of the clowns.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/507/200/547.jpg "Send in the Clowns!")
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