: Anonymous reincarnation 12 KB JPG 08/14/23(Mon)05:08:55 No.35592244 >be me, native astral entity, starseed >be imprisoned inside a flesh and blood meat puppet powered by neurotransmitters >forget why I chose to come here >astral family and peers horrified >Later in my lifetime die of old age >Forget again why I chose to come here >See swirling colors and blinding white light >Reincarnate for the umpteenth time I thought the cycle of death and rebirth was for one lifetime only?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)17:41:37 No.74393935 [Reply] >can you explain this gap in your resume? >Yeah, that's when I didn't have a job Do you think they're gonna call me back bros?

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“I wanted the name to be unique” | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 231 KB PNG 08/06/23(Sun)16:46:11 No.903872510 >girl from my old high school named her son Breighdynn >actual spelling >gets surprised when he shares his desire to change it

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anon got it all figured out | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2549.jpg (330 KB, 1124x867) LOSER. ☐ stop f------ complaining Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)17:43:47 No.74393960 [Reply] ► >>74393975 >robot cries because he's a virgin >tell him to just have sex with a h----- >"no that doesn't count!!!" >tell him to just go to a club/bar/party and try talking to girls there >"no, those girls are sluts and only want chad c---! they'd never go for me!" >tell robot to date online, maybe find a girl there >"ew no! the only girls who respond are fatties or ugly" >tell robot to pick up some irl hobbies, that way he can find friends/women >"that's bluepilled as f---! only beta virgins do s--- like that" your problems don't exist outside of your weird imaginary world

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Anon had a point | /r/Greentext

In 1999 this house was $105k. Today, it's $490k. In 1999, teacher's salary was $65k Today, teacher's salary is $69k. ME file.png 323 KB PNG Real-estate investors deserve the day of the rake. : Anonymous (ID: RvF/vb9D) = 01/18/22(Tue)07:47:10 No.357009242 so why did he become a teacher instead of becoming a house? >>357009408 # >>357014546 # >>357016720 # >>357016751 # >>357016865 # >>357017475 # >>357017861 # >>357019290 # >>357019796 # >>357020185 # >>357021162 # >>357021577 # >>357021608 # >>357021745 # >>357021978 # >>357022960 # >>357023567 # >>357024459 # >>357025072 # >>357027245 # >>357027403 # >>357027595 # >>357028652 # >>357029244 # >>357030086 # >>357030710 # >>357030763 # >>357030962 # >>357031500 # >>357032441 # >>357033330 # >>357034630 # >>357035178 # >>357035290 # >>357035316 # >>357035412 # >>357036379 # >>357041413 # >>357041815 # >>357041998 # >>357043241 # >>357043481 # >>357044435 # >>357044999 # >>357046880 #

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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, ANON? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12 KB JPG 10/05/18(Fri)07:58:10 No.48513053 Greentext thread I'll start: >Be me >Jobless lowlife loser >Have 16 year old teenage neighbor who pretends to be depressed >Bored.mp3 >Create social media accounts and bully him for few days >Mfw he killed himself >Mfw he was actually depressed Am I an a------ ?

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Anon experiences harrassment at work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Irl Harrassment 08/13/23(Sun)15:44:55 No.74367135 How do robots cope with irl harrassment in their respective workspace or academic environment? What kind of harrasment it is? This is how it has gone down for me >normalfags have tried to trick me into drinking more than i can handle so i do stupid s--- >they've tried to fool me into thinking that girls from the college are in love with me (WHICH OFC I DIDN'T FALL FOR IM NOT THAT STUPID) 67 KB PNG >They've been racist towards me for being from another country >They've taken several pictures of me without my consent I usually don't get too annoyed by it, but whenever i see my peers doing their s--- without being molested, i get kind of sad for being in this mess. Share your experiences

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Anon does not understand America | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LAND OF CONFUSION 08/15/23(Tue)09:21:40 No.904372643 117 KB JPG >bible thumpers don't believe in science >have more nobel prize winning scientists than any other country >have no culture >are the largest culture exporter in the world through entertainment, fashion, food, >too stupid to know where Canada is on the map >dominate in technological advancements from computers to space exploration to everything in between >the most obese country in the world surviving on cheese and diet coke >consistently a leader in olympic sports decade after decade >destroy countries with war >produce more wealth around the world than any empire has in human history >broken healthcare system >most advanced medical services centers in the world >terrible education system that produces idiots >home of almost every top university in the world >live in hillbilly swamplands and s----- ghettos >inspiring infrastructures and urbanizations of cities around the world Can anyone explain what the f--- is America?

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Anon teaches his office....... | /r/Greentext

>be me >dispatch manager for a small company >bunch of 18 year olds start working in the shipping dept >start using the most current memes, yet, ligma etc, just general s--- from 4chan/reddit to see if they get it >kids get really into it >everything is a meme to them >boss walks into the dispatch room just as I chuck some packing tape to one the kids screaming yeet as I do it >boss takes one look at me and says "looks like you've got a case of updog" >one of the kids replies "what's up dog?" >MFW my boss is the biggest memer in the office

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Classic love story from the Hub | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Unhealthy step sister crush / (…..) 47 KB JPG >be me >18 08/15/23(Tue)08:32:17 No.29573993 >relatively normal guy >shy, draw a lot, good grades > keep to myself most if the time >average bod, relatively attractive >have step family >known step sister most of my life but barely talk to her, barely view her as a sister >same age as me >holy f--- bros she is so hot to me >tall, long legs, petite, golden skin, brunette, pretty face, perky t--- >very much natural beauty >dresses really well >shy too, bookworm, glasses, super smart nerdy but cute type, > sort of fooled around when we were super young, always been flirtatious but in a retarded nerdchud sort of way >sometimes feel like she's into me as well >caught her staring at me sometimes, always seems to smile a lot around me but I'm always too shy to look her in the eyes. >unloaded gallons to her over the years, my guiltiest of pleasures >secretly taken tons of photos and videos of her in different scenarios >gotten to a point recently where I've drawn detailed p--- of her and deepfakes and collages for c-- tributes >can't j------- to any material or have sex with my girlfriend without thinking of her. >not this creepy irl when I'm not being a goonslut. good with girls, decent friend group. I workout regularly, have a decent daily routine > feel like I become an entirely different person when I goon to her, never have acted physically on any of my vile fetishes > feel like Bruce Wayne putting on the batsuit every night when I open my secret goon stash >feel like I'm living a double life as timid, shy teenager / massive step family fetish goonerboy >feelings for her tear me apart, filled with moral dilemmas whenever I think of her >butterflies in my stomach and balls getting blue thinking of her >I must have the strongest post nut clarity known to man >want to kill myself at every waking moment because of this What the f--- do I do? Am I destined to be a goonslut to my step sister for eternity? I'm waiting for my bitch step mom to divorce my dad so I can bag her. Is this love?

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Anon pulls Chad move...... | /r/Greentext

40 KB JPG > be me, f----- friend invites me to party > 7.6/10 cutie there > talk to her, hit it off > get number > one week later go one date, score > as we leave restaurant she says that she enjoyed her time > going to drop her off > get out of car to say bye > think that this is a great time to pull a chad move > as she walks away grab her ass and give a good ol squeeze > she turns around and slaps me > go home, 1 week later > she tells me she's pressing sexual harassment charges I f----- up /b/ros wat do now?

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anons life story | /r/Greentext

POWER RANGERS DINOTHUNDER alright so life story >Be me at like 6 NINTENDO GAMECUBE DE DOL GRUE USA BUENA VISTA C THO Screenshot_20230815-020315.png 835 KB PNG >Parents buy me GameCube with power rangers game, Mario Sunshine, melee, double dash, wind waker, twilight princess and a few other >Beat all of them, Wii comes out >Parents sell shitload of the games, for some reason power rangers got lost >Move away at around 12 years old, find copy of the game in my closet >Never play game, it gets put in storage for years >20 years old, move out with wife >Organizing office, almost throw a box away but decide not to >Open box, it's got power rangers in it as a loose disc >Throw it back in the closet with my game collection >Ffw a long while, wife ends up divorcing me >Move out, get all my s--- moved and settled >Week passes, wife drops off some extra s--- I left >A few games and DVDs >See jackass 2 unrated in the collection, f------ hyped to watch it >Get DVD player ready, go and open the case >It's f------ power rangers Pic related

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Anon has a baby | /r/Greentext

506 KB PNG >be 27 >virgin >girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me >"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think it's yours" >uh bitch that's f------ impossible we never had sex >"what the f--- are you talking about are you serious" >start arguing >get a DNA test just to shut her the f--- up >it's positive what the f--- am I losing my f------ mind

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