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: Anonymous reincarnation 12 KB JPG 08/14/23(Mon)05:08:55 No.35592244 >be me, native astral entity, starseed >be imprisoned inside a flesh and blood meat puppet powered by neurotransmitters >forget why I chose to come here >astral family and peers horrified >Later in my lifetime die of old age >Forget again why I chose to come here >See swirling colors and blinding white light >Reincarnate for the umpteenth time I thought the cycle of death and rebirth was for one lifetime only?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Check the news Settings Mobile Home 02/11/25(Tue)19:11:15 No.80329324 image_2025-02-11-191058874.png 379 KB PNG >The news makes me wanna kill myself

: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #

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anon applies for a job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)17:41:37 No.74393935 [Reply] >can you explain this gap in your resume? >Yeah, that's when I didn't have a job Do you think they're gonna call me back bros?

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“I wanted the name to be unique” | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 231 KB PNG 08/06/23(Sun)16:46:11 No.903872510 >girl from my old high school named her son Breighdynn >actual spelling >gets surprised when he shares his desire to change it

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anon got it all figured out | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2549.jpg (330 KB, 1124x867) LOSER. ☐ stop f------ complaining Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)17:43:47 No.74393960 [Reply] ► >>74393975 >robot cries because he's a virgin >tell him to just have sex with a h----- >"no that doesn't count!!!" >tell him to just go to a club/bar/party and try talking to girls there >"no, those girls are sluts and only want chad c---! they'd never go for me!" >tell robot to date online, maybe find a girl there >"ew no! the only girls who respond are fatties or ugly" >tell robot to pick up some irl hobbies, that way he can find friends/women >"that's bluepilled as f---! only beta virgins do s--- like that" your problems don't exist outside of your weird imaginary world

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Anon had a point | /r/Greentext

In 1999 this house was $105k. Today, it's $490k. In 1999, teacher's salary was $65k Today, teacher's salary is $69k. ME file.png 323 KB PNG Real-estate investors deserve the day of the rake. : Anonymous (ID: RvF/vb9D) = 01/18/22(Tue)07:47:10 No.357009242 so why did he become a teacher instead of becoming a house? >>357009408 # >>357014546 # >>357016720 # >>357016751 # >>357016865 # >>357017475 # >>357017861 # >>357019290 # >>357019796 # >>357020185 # >>357021162 # >>357021577 # >>357021608 # >>357021745 # >>357021978 # >>357022960 # >>357023567 # >>357024459 # >>357025072 # >>357027245 # >>357027403 # >>357027595 # >>357028652 # >>357029244 # >>357030086 # >>357030710 # >>357030763 # >>357030962 # >>357031500 # >>357032441 # >>357033330 # >>357034630 # >>357035178 # >>357035290 # >>357035316 # >>357035412 # >>357036379 # >>357041413 # >>357041815 # >>357041998 # >>357043241 # >>357043481 # >>357044435 # >>357044999 # >>357046880 #

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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, ANON? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12 KB JPG 10/05/18(Fri)07:58:10 No.48513053 Greentext thread I'll start: >Be me >Jobless lowlife loser >Have 16 year old teenage neighbor who pretends to be depressed >Bored.mp3 >Create social media accounts and bully him for few days >Mfw he killed himself >Mfw he was actually depressed Am I an a------ ?

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Anon experiences harrassment at work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Irl Harrassment 08/13/23(Sun)15:44:55 No.74367135 How do robots cope with irl harrassment in their respective workspace or academic environment? What kind of harrasment it is? This is how it has gone down for me >normalfags have tried to trick me into drinking more than i can handle so i do stupid s--- >they've tried to fool me into thinking that girls from the college are in love with me (WHICH OFC I DIDN'T FALL FOR IM NOT THAT STUPID) 67 KB PNG >They've been racist towards me for being from another country >They've taken several pictures of me without my consent I usually don't get too annoyed by it, but whenever i see my peers doing their s--- without being molested, i get kind of sad for being in this mess. Share your experiences

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Anon does not understand America | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LAND OF CONFUSION 08/15/23(Tue)09:21:40 No.904372643 117 KB JPG >bible thumpers don't believe in science >have more nobel prize winning scientists than any other country >have no culture >are the largest culture exporter in the world through entertainment, fashion, food, >too stupid to know where Canada is on the map >dominate in technological advancements from computers to space exploration to everything in between >the most obese country in the world surviving on cheese and diet coke >consistently a leader in olympic sports decade after decade >destroy countries with war >produce more wealth around the world than any empire has in human history >broken healthcare system >most advanced medical services centers in the world >terrible education system that produces idiots >home of almost every top university in the world >live in hillbilly swamplands and s----- ghettos >inspiring infrastructures and urbanizations of cities around the world Can anyone explain what the f--- is America?

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Anon teaches his office....... | /r/Greentext

>be me >dispatch manager for a small company >bunch of 18 year olds start working in the shipping dept >start using the most current memes, yet, ligma etc, just general s--- from 4chan/reddit to see if they get it >kids get really into it >everything is a meme to them >boss walks into the dispatch room just as I chuck some packing tape to one the kids screaming yeet as I do it >boss takes one look at me and says "looks like you've got a case of updog" >one of the kids replies "what's up dog?" >MFW my boss is the biggest memer in the office

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Classic love story from the Hub | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Unhealthy step sister crush / (…..) 47 KB JPG >be me >18 08/15/23(Tue)08:32:17 No.29573993 >relatively normal guy >shy, draw a lot, good grades > keep to myself most if the time >average bod, relatively attractive >have step family >known step sister most of my life but barely talk to her, barely view her as a sister >same age as me >holy f--- bros she is so hot to me >tall, long legs, petite, golden skin, brunette, pretty face, perky t--- >very much natural beauty >dresses really well >shy too, bookworm, glasses, super smart nerdy but cute type, > sort of fooled around when we were super young, always been flirtatious but in a retarded nerdchud sort of way >sometimes feel like she's into me as well >caught her staring at me sometimes, always seems to smile a lot around me but I'm always too shy to look her in the eyes. >unloaded gallons to her over the years, my guiltiest of pleasures >secretly taken tons of photos and videos of her in different scenarios >gotten to a point recently where I've drawn detailed p--- of her and deepfakes and collages for c-- tributes >can't j------- to any material or have sex with my girlfriend without thinking of her. >not this creepy irl when I'm not being a goonslut. good with girls, decent friend group. I workout regularly, have a decent daily routine > feel like I become an entirely different person when I goon to her, never have acted physically on any of my vile fetishes > feel like Bruce Wayne putting on the batsuit every night when I open my secret goon stash >feel like I'm living a double life as timid, shy teenager / massive step family fetish goonerboy >feelings for her tear me apart, filled with moral dilemmas whenever I think of her >butterflies in my stomach and balls getting blue thinking of her >I must have the strongest post nut clarity known to man >want to kill myself at every waking moment because of this What the f--- do I do? Am I destined to be a goonslut to my step sister for eternity? I'm waiting for my bitch step mom to divorce my dad so I can bag her. Is this love?

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Anon pulls Chad move...... | /r/Greentext

40 KB JPG > be me, f----- friend invites me to party > 7.6/10 cutie there > talk to her, hit it off > get number > one week later go one date, score > as we leave restaurant she says that she enjoyed her time > going to drop her off > get out of car to say bye > think that this is a great time to pull a chad move > as she walks away grab her ass and give a good ol squeeze > she turns around and slaps me > go home, 1 week later > she tells me she's pressing sexual harassment charges I f----- up /b/ros wat do now?

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anons life story | /r/Greentext

POWER RANGERS DINOTHUNDER alright so life story >Be me at like 6 NINTENDO GAMECUBE DE DOL GRUE USA BUENA VISTA C THO Screenshot_20230815-020315.png 835 KB PNG >Parents buy me GameCube with power rangers game, Mario Sunshine, melee, double dash, wind waker, twilight princess and a few other >Beat all of them, Wii comes out >Parents sell shitload of the games, for some reason power rangers got lost >Move away at around 12 years old, find copy of the game in my closet >Never play game, it gets put in storage for years >20 years old, move out with wife >Organizing office, almost throw a box away but decide not to >Open box, it's got power rangers in it as a loose disc >Throw it back in the closet with my game collection >Ffw a long while, wife ends up divorcing me >Move out, get all my s--- moved and settled >Week passes, wife drops off some extra s--- I left >A few games and DVDs >See jackass 2 unrated in the collection, f------ hyped to watch it >Get DVD player ready, go and open the case >It's f------ power rangers Pic related

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Anon has a baby | /r/Greentext

506 KB PNG >be 27 >virgin >girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me >"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think it's yours" >uh bitch that's f------ impossible we never had sex >"what the f--- are you talking about are you serious" >start arguing >get a DNA test just to shut her the f--- up >it's positive what the f--- am I losing my f------ mind

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