hardrocknick Follow Jason Aldean. She's Country hardrocknick Millions of you ask me why I'm single or why I don't have kids yet even though I'm a happy, healthy, heterosexual billionaire retired to south Florida. Truth is I wasn't black enough to ever score a Kardashian. I was never tall enough to get a date with Paris Hilton or Ivanka Trump. On top of that, I HATE women who think they are funny (comedians). Whats more is that even though I was raised in California and now reside in south Florida fulltime, I still refuse to learn Spanish And then, I'm not politically correct enough for all these liberal woke feminist women from Gen Z on the Internet who make fun of me for being a rich, gorgeous, stylish douchebag. But the main reason I'm still single? I ONLY DATE WOMEN WHO ARE COUNTRY AF! Edited 1w 1,445 likes 7 DAYS AGO E F

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hardrocknick Follow Jason Aldean. She's Country hardrocknick Millions of you ask me why I'm single or why I don't have kids yet even though I'm a happy, healthy, heterosexual billionaire retired to south Florida. Truth is I wasn't black enough to ever score a Kardashian. I was never tall enough to get a date with Paris Hilton or Ivanka Trump. On top of that, I HATE women who think they are funny (comedians). Whats more is that even though I was raised in California and now reside in south Florida fulltime, I still refuse to learn Spanish And then, I'm not politically correct enough for all these liberal woke feminist women from Gen Z on the Internet who make fun of me for being a rich, gorgeous, stylish douchebag. But the main reason I'm still single? I ONLY DATE WOMEN WHO ARE COUNTRY AF! Edited 1w 1,445 likes 7 DAYS AGO E F

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