"Thank God! We finally got rid of Vlad the Impaler!" Vlad The Impaler a few months later *knocks the door* Hah!

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Julius Caesar had epilepsy So? we should call him Julius "Seizure"

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SEND OUT A WARNING OF IMPENDING VOLCANIC ERUPTION EVACUATE THE AREA IN THE LAVA FLOW'S PATH TRY DUMPING WATER ON LAVA TO PREVENT IT'S SPREAD NAH.JUST DROPA F------ BOMB ON THE LAVA imgflip.com

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People always forget how much resource U.S. spend just in the production of Plutonium-239. | History Memes

People arguing if Heisenberg intentionally miscalculate the amount of Uranium-235 needed to make nuclear bomb. Historians knowing even if Heisenberg had the math worked out, Nazi Germany never had enough resource even close to enrich Uranium-235 or produce Plutonium-239

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The Bomber Gap is a classic “task failed successfully” | History Memes

We have a propaganda chance to show Soviet might over USA America believes the bluff and ramps up bomber production We have our 10 bombers do multiple flyovers to inflate our numbers America now has a bomber fleet of 2500

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30 years war was a good use of everyone's time | History Memes

Constant outside invasions Treaty of Augsburg "his realm, his religion" Famine and plagues 8 million deaths and 30 years of war Treaty of Westphalia This realm, his religion"

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Factory work could wear even the best down | History Memes

Damn... the front really sucks. I wish i could be back home in one of those safe factories Meanwhile in the safe factory My skin is turning yellow because of TNT poisoning... i am slowly dying WHE THE

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Mans never lost a gladiator match | History Memes

ok ima fight THE EMPEROR damn COMMODUS got hands

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Shakespeare in the Wojaks | History Memes

Hmm, the Tiv here want to hear about Hamlet which I've been reading, surely this will be the moment I can show that the story can be universally understood even by tribes in remote West Africa Why did Hamlet's dad only have Gertrude? More wives are good. Also, remarrrying after over two years?!? Wow this Polonius sure is an idiot Clearly Hamlet was possessed by a witch to be mad This Hamlet is a total clown, deserved to be cursed Everyone knows ghosts aren't real! That was clearly Hamlet's father as a zombi controlled by a witch

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tanks are better than infantry? | History Memes

History "Buffs": 44 44 Actual historians: Nein, Maus would have save the war If Germany built more Panthers they'd have won! You are all dumb. They should have built more Tigers! No, those were all expensive. StuGs were the way to go! The Germans had enough tanks. They did not have enough infantry and air support. Hitler and Guderian relied too much on tanks. Manstein asked Hitler for two more infantry divisions for Operation Citadel, but was refused. Germany did not lose WW2 because of a lack of tanks. - Dr. Roman Töppel

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Me reading Hier's Wikipedia page after I went back in past and ruined his painting to get him rejected from art school so I don't have to study his overrated and boring paintings in art class

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It just struck me… | History Memes

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On D-Day, Matthew Ridgway and James Gavin jumped into Normandy to lead the 82nd Airborne Division by example. | History Memes

BBC Mein Herr! Der Amis* have brought up panzers! Matthew Ridgway James Gavin & The Bridge at La Fière Then block the bridge and use Panzerfausts! If we lose this bridge, WE LOSE THE BEACH! German slur for Americans Matthew, the Germans set a truck as a roadblock Our men are pinned down! James, lead the boys across the bridge. I'll deal with the truck We take this bridge, we take Utah Beach. Jumping on the night of D-Day, the 82nd "All American" Airborne Division had the mission of capturing the town of Sainte-Mère-Église to the west of Utah Beach. Ridgway found himself alone in a pitch-dark field. Ten miles away, his second-in-command, James Gavin, took charge of most of the fighting for the next twenty-four hours. PTZ AR Gavin landed some two miles short of his intended drop zone and immediately began rounding up scattered paratroopers. a crucial fight erupted at the La Frière causeway and bridge. one of the few routes that German forces to the west of Sainte-Mère-Église could use to assault Utah Beach. enemy mortar and artillery fire were intense. the bridge and causeway beyond were littered with dead and dying Americans. Gavin joined them on the causeway, encouraging faltering men to go forward with a calm, "Son, you can do it." while Ridgway started to tie a cable to the truck still blocking the bridge, so it could be pulled aside and allow the Shermans to advance. the paratroops and glidermen pushed the Germans back Moving across the causeway and dislodging the Germans to its west finally allowed forces from Utah Beach to move further into the Cotentin Peninsula.

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In 1864 Prussia soundly defeated Denmark in the Second Schleswig War. This is commonly seen as Prussia’s practice run for their much larger wars shortly after against Austria and France. | History Memes

Denmark in 1863: "As God's chosen people we have claimed the right in our new Constitution to annex Schleswig-Holstein!" Prussia: O 0 "You're not chosen by God. You're practice."

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