TOON WARS: U.S. VS. JAPAN! It's the ultimate battle for ANIMATION DOMINATION! Writer: BARRY DUTTER Artist: MIKE KAZALEH Our story begins in Tokyo, as the greatest JAPANIMATION characters gather in a fateful meeting.... Why are you animators picketing the studio? CARTOONISTS STRIKE! And so.... MAA My friends, the American animation industry grows WEAKER every year! Soon, the Japanese warriors arrive over Los Angeles.... There! The animation studios are right below us! Ouch.. E MUNNY Bring it on, BEE-YOTCH! Get those CLOWNS KABLAM!!! 44 INK My friends! The Japanese have dropped a BIG BOMB on us! Now the time has come for us to fight back! Zoinks! USA Of course! Destroy the animation studios. and they can make no more cartoons! Zis vill be the SHINING MOMENT of the AMERICAN ANIMATION industry! ---- Ve know vhere zey vill strike next-- and ve vill be READY! m Because these days, all the animation for the U.S. shows is done in Korea! There's no work t us here in the states! Me and Rocky know all about BIG BOMBS after our last MOVIE! Things don't look too good for the U.S. TOONS.... The U.S. children love our toons more than their own! First POKEMON-- then DIGIMON- now DRAGONBALL Z But the U.S. TOONS unleash their ambush! Zis is our LAST STAND! CHARRRGE!!! Give it up, Simba, you can't beat Kimba MPSC 83% Cowabunga, dude! This looks like a job for us! BANSAI! The Americans are going down! They haven't got the DRAGONBALLS to beat us! You American toons are WEAK! You will crumble. before the mighty Japanese Empire! AT Realizing that America has an UNLIMITED supply of SUPER-HEROES, the Japanese army surrenders. GEAM If only we had a few thousand more POKEMON, we would have WON! FOOLS! The power of the MACH FIVE will destroy you all! THEM NICKELODEON EEE 88 FB 6 F Just sign the TRUCE right there, my pointy- eared leetle FRIEND! But there is one survivor.... My dad could probably get us a couple of NUCLEAR BOMBS..... ..An' I broughts. plenty of SPINICHK! The time is right for us to STRIKE! We will crush America- we did at PEARL HARBOR! just like Soon.... AAIEE! For the glory of the land N of the RISING SUN- - U destroy them! KILL THEM Destroy the NETWORKS that program the cartoons! Fools! If you can't destroy the studios, go one step higher! Of course you realize, this means WAR! Here we come to save the DAYYY! Looks like something's going on! Zey think ve are finished! But ve are not finished! Ve vill show zem that ze American toons are not to be trifled with! Too bad nobody told Homer the war was over.... Zat's vhat you tink! Time for us to call in ze CAVALRY! We've already taken DISNEY and the CARTOON NETWORK! Now all we have to do is take down NICKLEODEON, and we WIN! They can't get my FRUITY PEBBLEST Bad news Shooting a gun in my face only swows me down! JAPAN AH! It is an army of AMERICAN SUPER-HEROES! Zat's right! And since Japanese heroes can BLEED and DIE, and AMERICAN heroes CANNOT, I think ve know who vill vin zis var! HUH?!! Sayanara, suckers! WOO HOO! END.

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TOON WARS: U.S. VS. JAPAN! It's the ultimate battle for ANIMATION DOMINATION! Writer: BARRY DUTTER Artist: MIKE KAZALEH Our story begins in Tokyo, as the greatest JAPANIMATION characters gather in a fateful meeting.... Why are you animators picketing the studio? CARTOONISTS STRIKE! And so.... MAA My friends, the American animation industry grows WEAKER every year! Soon, the Japanese warriors arrive over Los Angeles.... There! The animation studios are right below us! Ouch.. E MUNNY Bring it on, BEE-YOTCH! Get those CLOWNS KABLAM!!! 44 INK My friends! The Japanese have dropped a BIG BOMB on us! Now the time has come for us to fight back! Zoinks! USA Of course! Destroy the animation studios. and they can make no more cartoons! Zis vill be the SHINING MOMENT of the AMERICAN ANIMATION industry! ---- Ve know vhere zey vill strike next-- and ve vill be READY! m Because these days, all the animation for the U.S. shows is done in Korea! There's no work t us here in the states! Me and Rocky know all about BIG BOMBS after our last MOVIE! Things don't look too good for the U.S. TOONS.... The U.S. children love our toons more than their own! First POKEMON-- then DIGIMON- now DRAGONBALL Z But the U.S. TOONS unleash their ambush! Zis is our LAST STAND! CHARRRGE!!! Give it up, Simba, you can't beat Kimba MPSC 83% Cowabunga, dude! This looks like a job for us! BANSAI! The Americans are going down! They haven't got the DRAGONBALLS to beat us! You American toons are WEAK! You will crumble. before the mighty Japanese Empire! AT Realizing that America has an UNLIMITED supply of SUPER-HEROES, the Japanese army surrenders. GEAM If only we had a few thousand more POKEMON, we would have WON! FOOLS! The power of the MACH FIVE will destroy you all! THEM NICKELODEON EEE 88 FB 6 F Just sign the TRUCE right there, my pointy- eared leetle FRIEND! But there is one survivor.... My dad could probably get us a couple of NUCLEAR BOMBS..... ..An' I broughts. plenty of SPINICHK! The time is right for us to STRIKE! We will crush America- we did at PEARL HARBOR! just like Soon.... AAIEE! For the glory of the land N of the RISING SUN- - U destroy them! KILL THEM Destroy the NETWORKS that program the cartoons! Fools! If you can't destroy the studios, go one step higher! Of course you realize, this means WAR! Here we come to save the DAYYY! Looks like something's going on! Zey think ve are finished! But ve are not finished! Ve vill show zem that ze American toons are not to be trifled with! Too bad nobody told Homer the war was over.... Zat's vhat you tink! Time for us to call in ze CAVALRY! We've already taken DISNEY and the CARTOON NETWORK! Now all we have to do is take down NICKLEODEON, and we WIN! They can't get my FRUITY PEBBLEST Bad news Shooting a gun in my face only swows me down! JAPAN AH! It is an army of AMERICAN SUPER-HEROES! Zat's right! And since Japanese heroes can BLEED and DIE, and AMERICAN heroes CANNOT, I think ve know who vill vin zis var! HUH?!! Sayanara, suckers! WOO HOO! END.

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As a LatinoAmericano I would have betrayed them at the first moment. Don't hesitate…

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