Straight People D&D vs. Queer People D&D - Straight people dnd be like

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Kill elves, burn elves, cut down an elf's forest, behead an elf with your axe, dropkick elf babies off the side of your mountain fortress, throw an elf into an active volcano, strangle elves with their own bowstring, eat a korean bbq buffet in front of an elf, shoot an arrow into a tree-hugging elf heart, crush elves with trebuchet projectiles, put the entire elf population in your book of grudges, TOTAL ELF DEATH