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Panera Charged Lemonade Controversy - my wife brought me a lemonade. i said, let me guess, it's from panera. she said no, i poisoned it myself
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![Posts 2 r/Panera Panera Brea Wiki Panera Bread Website Discord Posted by u/[deleted] 1 year ago Charged Lemonade WARNING I saw the charged lemonade promo thing in front of the drive-thru window and was like "oh a nice lemonade charged with fruit flavor." I get a large and start feeling tweaky like 30 minutes later and I look online and see it's got 388 mg of caffeine in it. I've got a caffeine sensitivity, I can't clear it out of my blood quickly. The first time I had a small cup of coffee I got the "impending sense of doom" side effect that a normal person might get after drinking one pot of coffee quickly. 388mg is stronger than any energy drink on the market, drinks I avoid because they give me hypomanic symptoms and make me stay awake all night. Now my limbs are shaking, I'm drooling without smelling food, and my thinking is disordered and irritable. If I had work this morning and had a small coffee for breakfast I would be going to the hospital right now to get my heart metrics checked. The drink is not adequately billed as being caffeinated in the drive-thru and a reasonable person would not expect lemonade from the soup store to be the strongest non-coffee drink widely available to the public. If someone had a proper manic disorder or a heart condition and ordered this it could put them in the psych ward or the hospital. If someone had two for some reason or they had had a coffee prior, then you're getting into undiagnosed-heart-condition, fluke-death territory. This isn't hyperbole you can look up case studies.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/714/318/d8c.png "Reddit Post")
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