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Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)21:08:05 >grandma has fallen back into another state of wumpagoniac delirium No.75922686 179 KB JPG >she's spent the last day and a half clinging to the ceiling with her penis hanging down using it as both an antenna to detect the motion of nearby objects through vibrations in the air and also as a harpoon to skewer and drag in anything that passes underneath her for consumption >she's already eaten the family dog and a few mice but my little sister was nearly caught by the wrist before we first noticed what was happening >she's become like a barnacle from Half-life but significantly more horrifying Has anyone else ever dealt with this before? My whole family has been waiting outside in our cars because nobody wants to go back in the building.

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