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Elf bard player made with mematic Human sorceress player Me, the IRL husband of the sorcereress

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Hello Lancaster from LANCER Hello Life Cleric from DUNGEONS DRAGONS Channel Divinity: Preserve Life REDUNDANT SYSTEMS Starting at 2nd level, you can use your Channel Divinity to heal the badly injured. At your discretion, other characters adjacent to the Lancaster can spend its REPAIRS as their own.

COLOUR hey is the next session ready

AHG!! GOBBLINS! AAA!! Do You MEAN FOBLINS I'M BEING GOBBLED! AAAAAAA!! I GOT THIS DONT YOU F------ DARE

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this is gonna be the worst campaign i’ve ever done | /r/dndmemes

B 25 Bennie yes, but I specifically want to f--- the bartender to get alcohol 5:48 PM see now thats different 5:48 PM ✔ ill make the bartender hot for you 5:49 PM ✔ 96 mj Unrelated but could my character be the bartender at the local tavern 5:50 PM

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At little much for CR 1/2, huh? | /r/dndmemes

RUST MONSTERS SHOULD DO FIRE DAMAGE. WHAT? WHEN IRON RUSTS IT PRODUCES HEAT. WE DON'T NORMALLY NOTICE BECAUSE IT'S A SLOW PROCESS, BUT 100 GRAMS OF IRON RUSTING PRODUCES ABOUT 800 KILOJOULES OF ENERGY A CHAIN SHIRT WEIGHS 20 POUNDS, LET'S ASSUME 5 POUNDS OF THAT IS LEATHER PADDING. 15 POUNDS IS 6,800 GRAMS WHICH WOULD BE ABOUT 544,000 KILOJOULES OF ENERGY THAT'S AROUND 286,500 CELSIUS HEAT UNITS, THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY NEEDED TO RAISE 1 POUND OF WATER BY 1 DEGREE CELSIUS. NOW THE CHAIN SHIRT PROVIDES 13 AC WHICH MEANS IT WOULD TAKE 3 ROUNDS, OR 18 SECONDS, TO COMPLETELY RUST ALL 6,800 GRAMS OF IRON. ASSUME YOUR ADVENTURER IS 200 POUNDS. THE HUMAN BODY IS 60% WATER, SO THAT'S 120 POUNDS OF WATER DO SOME MATH AND THAT MEANS YOUR ADVENTURER JUST ROSE IN TEMPERATURE BY NEARLY 2,400 DEGREES CELSIUS IN 18 SECONDS imgflip.com WHAT THE F---? AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CHEMIST HERE

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Magic go brrrrrr | /r/dndmemes

Wizard: I spent my life studying arcane knowledge. Warlock: I sold my soul to a demon for magic. Bard: made with mematic Z 298

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Before you know it they're making wisdom saves to resist the urge to ASK the villain to monologue for them. | /r/dndmemes

AFTER EVERYONE TOLD ME TO DO MY LORE DUMPS THROUGH DIARIES BECAUSE VILLAIN MONOLOGUES ARE BAD. SEARCHING THE ROOM, YOU FIND A BOOK OPEN ON THE TABLE. IT LOOKS LIKE THE VILLAIN'S DIARY. UH HUH, IS THERE ANY TREASURE ON THE TABLE? ANYWAY, AS THE RESTRAINING BOLT ATTACHES TO YOUR HEAD, YOU SUDDENLY FEEL AN URGE TO STAND STILLAND LISTEN TO ANY AND ALL VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUES. NOOOOOO!!

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Ugallu, Girtablilu, Ushumgallu, Lahmu, and Mushmahhu, in order…? | /r/dndmemes

BURGER OF THE DAY Tiamat (Grilled white onion, Sauteed black garlic, fresh sliced jalapeno, blue cheese crumbles and Sundried tomatoes on a double thick burger patty)

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As long as the character isn't actually evil, I shouldn't have to deal with every NPC in the game being a jerk to me when I'm just trying to have fun with a dark character. | /r/dndmemes

DM WITH A TIEFLING PC IN HIS GAME RACIST NPCS IS THIS AN INTERESTING CHARACTER ARC? 54

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He then proceeded to abandon the final battle, diving 500 feet after the cloak. | /r/dndmemes

FA The party, congratulating me for killing the head of the Cult of Howling Hatred imgflip.com My Kenku, having just seen another Kenku with a Netherese Artifact giving him wings

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How it feels having a base movement speed of 25. Chosen One! I'm coming! Chosen One! I'm coming!

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Artificer party with one fighter | /r/dndmemes

Player who misread the campaign background material I THOUGHT WE WERE PUNK DM OH, NO, ISAID STEAMPUNK

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I'm actually doing this | /r/dndmemes

me carefully adding France and the Holy Land to my campaign so I can use things like Christianity and champagne

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Run away? | /r/dndmemes

Player: *rolls to attack* NAT 20! For a total of 25! DM: It misses Player: FREE Shk H

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This mindset really annoys me | /r/dndmemes

YOU CAN'T HAVE GUNS IN FANTASY IT DOESN'T WORK FANTASY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE MEDIEVAL imgflip.com Pa POWDER MAGE TRILOGY 19 GUNS PREDATE FULL PLATE ARMOR IN EUROPE SARUMAN USES GUNPOWDER WARHAMMER FANTASY SHADOWRUN

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Dungeons and Dragons - I guess I’ll sit quietly and watch this. | /r/dndmemes

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