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RUST MONSTERS SHOULD DO FIRE DAMAGE. WHAT? WHEN IRON RUSTS IT PRODUCES HEAT. WE DON'T NORMALLY NOTICE BECAUSE IT'S A SLOW PROCESS, BUT 100 GRAMS OF IRON RUSTING PRODUCES ABOUT 800 KILOJOULES OF ENERGY A CHAIN SHIRT WEIGHS 20 POUNDS, LET'S ASSUME 5 POUNDS OF THAT IS LEATHER PADDING. 15 POUNDS IS 6,800 GRAMS WHICH WOULD BE ABOUT 544,000 KILOJOULES OF ENERGY THAT'S AROUND 286,500 CELSIUS HEAT UNITS, THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY NEEDED TO RAISE 1 POUND OF WATER BY 1 DEGREE CELSIUS. NOW THE CHAIN SHIRT PROVIDES 13 AC WHICH MEANS IT WOULD TAKE 3 ROUNDS, OR 18 SECONDS, TO COMPLETELY RUST ALL 6,800 GRAMS OF IRON. ASSUME YOUR ADVENTURER IS 200 POUNDS. THE HUMAN BODY IS 60% WATER, SO THAT'S 120 POUNDS OF WATER DO SOME MATH AND THAT MEANS YOUR ADVENTURER JUST ROSE IN TEMPERATURE BY NEARLY 2,400 DEGREES CELSIUS IN 18 SECONDS imgflip.com WHAT THE F---? AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CHEMIST HERE

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