See, those are actually creative, unlike "What if Mickey was a slasher?"

Epic Mickey strikes again.

Also, if you haven't played this game, have a Wii or know how to use the Dolphin Emulator, play this game. It's art direction and soundtrack are amazing and Warren Spector's choice-based design really adds depth to otherwise simplistic gameplay. Not to mention it's story being interpretable as a critique of major media companies cough like Disney cough just sitting on IPs, forgetting them and letting them rot… which is exactly what happened to this game, ironically.