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: Anonymous Can't f------ take it anymore Oven Controls Broil Ton 03/04/24(Mon)05:57:34 No.20266835 5:35 0 OBAVO 86 >visiting my parents house >Dads cooking again Clock Cooking -off S Automatic Oven Cuisinarte Lite / IMG_8963.jpg 2.98 MB JPG >Burnt black garlic bread because he was too busy watching his favorite d------- kick the footy for c--- and balls united against the shitingass c-- guzzlers >s----- store brand undercooked pasta >the most vile garlic infested jarred sauce you could think of >100% straight ground beef with no seasoning, just browned and thrown in there because f--- it >Big ass chunks of tomato because why f------ not. I had to eat this s--- 4 days of the week, Monday through Thursday, and like today sometimes on Sundays Mom is no better, f------ bell peppers and mushrooms with meatballs, and when we aren't eating this s--- on Sunday we are having the most horrid English roast dinner you could think of >ZERO f------ seasoning on a Roast Chicken >Charred black Yorkshire pudding >soggy boxed stuffing >mashed potatoes with no cream or anything >entire half of a potato, roasted, no seasoning >for dessert; nothing. I love my parents bros but they are s-------- cooks I know, I used to think I hated so many different foods until I tried them from actual cooks and realized what I had been robbed of. I think I'm going to tell them tonight that their cooking is s---.

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