: Anonymous 6 KB PNG 04/13/24(Sat) 09:11:34 No. 195978714 >America did land-redistribution after WW2 in Japan >All the lands were taken away from landlords and given to farmers >Near cities, these farms eventually developed into cities and now the farmers are rich landlords themselves >I'm currently paying rent to such a bastard 04/13/24(Sat) 09:18:38 No. 195978868 : Anonymous >>195978714 (OP) # Don't start a war next time >>195978877 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Not gay That was funny I'm laughing 138 KB GIF 12/21/21(Tue)13:02:24 No.21583990 Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export a---- twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders k---- with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German c--- and then he goes all in. F------ me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He c--- deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest. Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?

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Anonymous 04/11/24(Thu)13:08:46 No.916728306 >be in high school, 2012ish >straight >best friend comes over to my house 222 KB JPG don't Continue W gay ass s---, ed he has a

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Judaism is the ultimate form of misandry | /r/Greentext

File: Flag_of_Israel.svg.png (5 KB, 800x582) 立 financial system. >The main driving force The jooz Anonymous (ID: KSPLTBNQ | | 07/20/23(Thu)13:03:02 No.435150350 >>435155128 >>435157191 >>435157395 >>435159738 >>435163134 >>435163254 >>435163391 >>435163447 >>435166134 >>435166315 >>435173770 >>435176106 >>435176384 The more i learn about them, the more cartoonishly evil they look. Like, can they stop being behind everything for once? >Be the main reason behind the death of Jesus >Actively help the islamic hord conquer Iberia. Not ONLY weakening the internal defenses and armies of the visigoths and destroying social cohesion, but also leaking information to the muslims and opening gates for them. >The main force behind the dutch revolution and the birth of international finance >Are the main reason millions of blacks were shipped to america >The main force behind the British glorious revolution, which ended the power of the monarch and ended Started the process of subversion on the country. >The main force behind the French revolution and the framing of monarchies as evil. Lead to the napolionic wars and millions of dead >Created the privatly owned national Banks of England and america. (Along with the fed) putting all of their societies under their thumb, and through them, Control the global >Infliltrated a weakened Germany after ww1 and subverted everything about their country. Later claimed to be the victims of unwsrrented aggression >Used ww2 as a tool to assume complete power and make anyone who questiones it a genocidal maniac. Can now act with no impunity >Every Middle eastern war is direct consequence of their actions >Vilify white people for things that never happened and actively work to replace them in their own countries >Try to push for further Control, trying to create a world goverment. Its unbelivable the suffering people have caused in western countries and yet theyre seen as eternal victims. Actually maddening Anonymous (ID: /FBc0vEe) 07/20/23(Thu)13:15:59 No.435151461 ►>>435152035 >>435156116 >>435157568 >>435162608 >>435163888 >>435164098 The Jews make infinitely more sense when you realize they're run by the women and the males are just their slaves Anonymous (ID: /FBC0vEe) 1 07/20/23(Thu)14:09:15 No.435156348 File: 1687961521369527.jpg (129 KB, 600x600) >>435152035 >>435157568 >>435158457 >>435161884 >>435162608 >>435163329 Look at picrel and tell yourself with a straight face that Jewish fathers have any say whatsoever >Matrilineal Jewishness Ensures that Jewish women alone decide who gets to be Jewish or not >Brit Milah Male genital mutilation, which is required of all male Jews and Jew slaves, while the females are oddly spared of such atrocities >The Torah Brainwashing of the males >The Talmud Programming of the males >Tikkun Olam Global emasculation agenda >Golems Jewish heroes, big lame simps that serve the weak of their kind, just what Jews aspire to be >Jesus An unmarried i.e. unfettered man who threatened to end Jewess supremacy and was literally crucified for it Anonymous (ID: /FBc0vEe) 1 07/20/23(Thu)14:32:29 No.435158471 File: 1629745141221.png (431 KB, 960x960) >>435157395 >claim (that) circumcision tames men's sexuality >>435159928 >>435161692 >>435162608 >>435166466 Ironically it does the exact opposite. When you remove a sheath from a sword, it's permanently exposed and prone to cut. Any and every country that circumcises a majority of the population is characterized by unusual erotomania and erotophobia. >Why are Americans so weird and crazy about sex >Why are Jews so weird and crazy about sex >Why are Muslims so weird and crazy about sex >Why are Africans so weird and crazy about sex Picrel is why. Circumcision can, must, and probably will be abolished worldwide the same way traditional slavery was.

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Anon got shocked | /r/Greentext

Anonymous West got me shock Really? Right in front of my pancit canton? 19 KB JPG 04/12/24(Fri)19:22:29 No.916798252 >Grew up in asian country >Girls there mature slower >Most girls of legal age still look underaged. >Went to Canada at age 22 >Friend introduced me to a girl >Ask for her phone >"W-- anon she's 16" >She's 5'7 with mature proportions >Suddenly started doubting every "mature looking girl about their age" Now I understand why the west has so many Sex offenders and Pedophiles.

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anon messes up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >like girl 04/12/24(Fri)14:45:40 No.77111219 195 KB PNG >she's cute, alt tomboy girl >observe her from afar >don't know her name >don't know anything about her >become smitten with her to an absurd amount, think about her all day every day >figure since it's last year of school before I go into the real world, I might as well try and get a girlfriend >notice she starts talking about this band she likes from afar >have a sperg mania >buy merchandise from them and start listening to them so I have something to bond us >go to school with the shirt i bought so she notices >she talks to me for the first time and compliments me >over the moon >Next day, she comes with the same exact shirt and I return the compliment and she laughs >get no chance to talk to her for days after that but we exchange glances >even buy concert tickets to this guy's show >all with the ultimate hope of courting this girl >p---- out on all possible scenarios to talk to her or get to know her >heard a teacher call out her name and searched it up, first result was her IG >lucky me I guess >ponder on it for WEEKS, just look at that follow button for minutes and minutes >something happens one day and I click on it out of pure impulse >freak out >next day, nothing changes >she doesn't think I'm creepy or look at me differently when our eyes meet >she doesn't accept or reject my request, just leaves it on read >get this great chance to talk to her but her friend interjects and tells me to f--- off and she looked at me weird for sticking around and trying to get into the conversation >the concert is in 2 days >I payed 30 dollars for those tickets >too ashamed to ask anyone else and know that she's made up her mind about me and that she doesn't take much notice of my existence >30 dollars down the f------ drain >she's grown way more distant than ever >my youth is over and I never had a girlfriend Should I kill myself, /r9k/? give it to me straight.

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Anon hates everything | /r/Greentext

File: indigestible.jpg (307 KB, 1280x1280) YOUR SOUL IS MINE F------- Loser 04/12/24(Fri)05:01:27 No.916751300 Be me... >>916751373 >>916752661 PTHHHHBBT First 6 Years of my life go pretty well, first born, Daddy Happy, have son...later 3 sisters... Late Preschool, i know i'm not like the others. I like helping and i like Hurting others. School, Primary... 1-4 i get along, cut the new pullover of an obnoxious female classmate that challenges me to do it.. parents pay for that pullover most of the time stare out of the windows because what teacher tell us isn't worth paying attention, so most certificates are around 3.0. Very very very much Later get to know IQ off 151 but it is to late... because violent Father beat the Motivation for anything out of me and early violent mother didn't help... she learnt to late about her wrongdoing... Never had a Relationship with woman, but clearly hetero, but never had rejection for other live-stiles. Premise was and is that you do what you want, but don't get on my nerves... Now 46, never had serious relationship, hate me, hate my life, hate people in general, might like to kill not half of mankind like Thanos... Indeed killing 99% of humans would be rightful.. nothing to elaborate, humans are a turn-off, kill all of them... Would like to be a form of energy with a mind that understands everything... Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)05:05:58 No.916751498 Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)05:03:14 No.916751373 ► >>916751300 (OP) F-----. I can't believe I read all of that drivel. L2 greentext you f------ retard, or better yet f--- off nobody cares Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)05:31:50 No.916752661 >>916751300 (OP) I... can't.....read.... when someone..... types like this........

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Anon understand the female ooga booga mindset | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri) 04:50:40 No.198181600 >>198181410 # 332705_v9_bd.jpg 407 KB JPG I think his face taps into something deep within the female psyche that just wants to be dragged off and ooga boogaed in a cave. We are talking archaic bloodlines. >>198181651 # >>198184001 # >>198192623 # >>198192645 # >>198193699 # >>198194853 #

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Anon is a historian | /r/Greentext

Date Location Result Battle of Karansebes Part of the Austro-Turkish War 17-18 September 1788 Caransebeş, present-day Romania Self-inflicted defeat Ottoman victory Belligerents Soldiers of the Habsburg Monarchy Other soldiers of the Habsburg Monarchy Unknown Commanders and leaders Unknown Strength -100,000 Casualties and losses 10,000 dead and wounded Austrians V⚫T⚫E [hide] Russo-Turkish War (1787-1792) Austro-Turkish War (1787-1791) Kinburn 1st Ochakov Chocim 2nd Ochakov. Fidonisi. Karansebes (disputed) Focşani Belgrade Rymnik Anapa Kerch Tendra Izmail Anapa Macin • Calacria Anonymous 12 hours ago No.35722459 =>>>35722488 >>35722528 >>35727191 >>35722275 Let me explain this: >1788, austrians make a camp just before crossing the river >the emperor decides not to be f----- by eventual ottoman snipers and sends a scouting unit, with hussars and foot soldiers and all that s--- >these geniuses come across a merry band of gypsies and gently accept a little drink >and another > and another >soon the gypsy camp is filled with drunk gypsies and drunk hussars f------ around >foot soldiers reach the gypsy camp, find the scouting commander drunk under the table, and try to relinquish command as the other is clearly beyond the point of scouting anything apart from his d--- >the word 'insubordination' comes out of his drunken mouth > hussars rise to protect their leader >one of the gypsies'tents falls under the brawl >isthis shitevenreal.jpg >a huge brawl erupts as gypsies, hussars and foot soldiers start kitting each other >someone too drunk to define where the mission ended and the party hard began shout 'you're a f------ turkish idiot' >people begin shouting that there are ottoman spies in the crowd >people start shooting >the emperor hears the catastrophic melee from across the river, thinks the scouts have engaged the enemy, commands remaining 10K troops to charge >mayhem ensues >someone even fires the artillery and decimates the royal guard by accident >when the battle is over, the emperor somehow notices there are no ottomans in the field >drops spaghetti >runs

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Think Of The Children | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 257 KB PNG 04/09/24(Tue)14:44:39 No.916633843 >why wont you think about the children? The poor innocent children! >you're thinking about the children? are you some kinda p*do or something? why are they like this

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Anon does not believe in incels | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: IK951Mfw) = How can incels exist? 04/12/24(Fri)20:03:05 No.464743909 3.39 MB WEBM >be me, 27 >go to a club where mostly 18 and 19yos go >see cute girl >smile at her >dance together for a couple of songs >drink together >ask her if she wants to go to my place since she still lives with her parents >fast forward >c-- inside her 18yo p---- raw why do incels exist when its that easy to get laid? 137 Replies/22 Images View Thread

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Anon is one step away from rulling the world | /r/Greentext

1537264774886.jpg 11 KB JPG >Order fries with no salt, causing the staff to cook a new batch >Put on salt myself Everything in this world is part of my game.

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Anon gives PTSD to a bear. | /r/Greentext

Smack rack and bang's phone 06/06/12(Wed)10:04 No. 11843746 File: 1338991441441.jpg-(313 KB, 500x500, 4532839727_bd48b8e1ac.jpg) >be 2010 >be innawoods bow huntan >huntin buddy brings MREs from deployment >eat nothing but MREs and rabbit >most bowel movements are few tiny nuggets >5 days out, heading back >pack on and start hiking back >few miles out, get cramps >fear dehydration or lack of electric lytes >30 min goes by, drinking water /w electrolyte tablet >cramps subside >stand up to ready pack >sharp pain in stomach progressing south >BLOWOUTSOONSTALKER.tiff >drop pack, bow, and water bladder, dash off trail >lolitsagametrail >dig hole with hands while in fetal position for pain relief >roll over in similar position >blackbear watchin me 5 ft off >inhale to shout and scare off bea- >BLOWOUTNOWSTALKER >GET OUTTA HERE STUPID BE- >PFFFFFfbbbbbbfTTTtttttPPHHLLUUNK >unholy martian rocky surface probe ejected from rectum in cloud of stew colored spew >splatter on thighs and boot heels >bearsfacewhen >tucks tail and runs, headbutts tree in panicked escape >god bless baby wipes > little blood, loads of stewy doody >friend runs out to see if all ok >"saw a bear running and heard your shout, you okay brotOHMIGOD THAT S--- REEKS We still discuss the shock and horror that bear witnessed. This is also when I learned packing fiber one bars and eatin more fat is never a bad decision when innawoods eating bunny and MREs. Also, MREs definitely don't taste bad, very surprising.

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: Anonymous 6 KB PNG 04/13/24(Sat) 09:11:34 No. 195978714 >America did land-redistribution after WW2 in Japan >All the lands were taken away from landlords and given to farmers >Near cities, these farms eventually developed into cities and now the farmers are rich landlords themselves >I'm currently paying rent to such a bastard 04/13/24(Sat) 09:18:38 No. 195978868 : Anonymous >>195978714 (OP) # Don't start a war next time >>195978877 #

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